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>hurr kill people having fun oh god why am i so lonely ;_;
they should test it on your house

>>38166139
lmao

end the damn thread /thread

>>38166139
What a plebbit tier response

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>Why should she invest time in me when I never do

>>38166118
it's truly liberating

>>38166118
Knowing your flaws is one thing, but it must not become insecurities.
I'm french and an artist of our country said that talent was the will to do something. What you have to understand in that is that you have to find a hobby that suits you and you'll want to work on it regularly. It can be anything, fishing, drawing, boxing...Just find something that will make you feel valued and proud of yourself.

>>38166006
lmfao

>like a brother / nice friend

>>38166006
>Those messages.

Women are so simple minded and hollow. I don't understand how anons fall for them.

>>38166006
>love u
Nigger
What are you doing
Does she call you attractive

>>38165998
it will come back.

many such cases.

>>38165998
sorry anon, I hope kitty returns

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this why i'll never have another pet

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im driving high right now bro; high on the internet

my lips are fuckin curling and butthole feels very wet

>>38165994
Lol I used to drive busses of developmentally disabled peopl around for my job, I was always really high.

You're gonna get caught because you're stupid not because you deserve it

>>38165833
>The kind that won't even let you see their tits until you marry them.

That's because your a meek beta and using their religion as an excuse.

>>38165855
This christcucks are the worst

Because Jesus Ioves you

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What the fuck are you talking about. 80's and 90's was like the high point of addiction to hard drugs, especially in young people. So much that they had to put an anti-drug ad in pretty much everything targeted to kids.

Stop being a bitter senile man.

>>38165819
Yeah, the current opioid epidemic is nothing compared to literally nobody using drugs in the 80s except the rich! Fucking retard. If you weren't twelve you'd know that right up into the very latest 90s even potheads were seen as losers. Now fucking pot is so normalized you literally have to die of a heroin overdose before anybody notices a problem.

>(((white))) men

You almost understand the problem, but look a little deeper. You are correct.

>>38165880
Exactly. Everyone in this city is a stoner and not even parents give a shit about their kids smoking weed. When I was in high school 3 years ago my best friend's dad literally smoked blunts with him. At my college my roommate said his dad would grow weed and give him some. Imagine that in the 80s.

>>38165770
What's killing you?

>>38165775
Helium
this is most likely gonna be my last reply

>>38165790
Helium? How do you use helium? Is it the same as breathing the exhaust from a car? I hope you don't die.

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>dad found the cum cannoli

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>mom found the cum plate

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>mom found the coitus simuIator

Normies can not deviate from what society expects from them.

for women, biological imperative.

for men, because after you're done being a child, you never get to interact with one ever again.

i seriously cannot remember the last time i held or touched a child.

Because people want to go to their death bed knowing they've left a mark on the world besides giving Mr. Shekelstein some extra dollars in his pocket.

Yes. It is real. People who don't "believe" in determinism simply don't understand physics.

>>38165665
What if I turned to a completely random page or if I put the book down?

Can you imagine being this pathetic that you want to have absolutely no control over anything in your life because then you "don't have to worry about things?"

Bazinga gablinga Virginia calzonga bablingbong didingdong yakinga

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>>38165667
Wew epick shitpost motherfucker

"I can guarantee you won't find another like me."

THANK FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wipes brow* dodged a rotting grenade

if i had to encounter that shitshow twice, i would move countries. real talk.

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Mallow, from Pokemon Sun and Moon.
I'm into cooking and whatnot, and thinking about cooking a meal with her gives me this warm feeling. She's also a bit of a surrogate for the focus of my irl oneitis (and my brownskin fetish in general).

>>38165615
Tomoko.

She's a fucking failiure like me and i like that

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>>38165888
I would like to disagree you FUCKING CLOD

Objectively it's an efficient solution for a complicated problem. Unfortunately it's classified as "unethical" or "immoral" to the majority of the population.

>>38165502
Honestly it is. It should have been employed intensively since the early 20th century.

>ultimately ends up inbreeding

>>38165491
I'll start us off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHA7DCw4tU8

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It won't get any more robotic than this.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUeBDIQmdBn-lFIHa81qIQ6i0CrqvtQXd

>>38165519
Someone beat me to it..

t.newfag

Thanks m8. For whatever it means