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and like 80% of girls can be made attractive enough with makeup so it sucks to be us doesn't it

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What the fuck is on the face of the girl on the right?

>>38480132
You could always wear makeup yourself

>>38480029
I'd tell you to just go but you sound like a real party pooper so it's probably best for all parties involved if you stay home

If you're going to blow $300 either way, you may as well go.

>>38480053
Why the fuck would I go on a weeks trip with 11 people I barely even know? I know one of the guys well enough to consider him a friend but the rest are people I jsut know of, and some of them are friend of them so I haven't even seen them before.

>>38480089
I'm not gonna pay him $300 when I already told him and everyone else many times that I'm not going

>>38480001
>tfw both men and women will see you as beta and inferior for the rest of your life no matter what you do

I guarantee you that is not the case. The only people who will judge you are other losers like you, so you have nothing to fear.

>>38480001
Time to join the hair club for men

>>38480001
It's ridiculous that premature balding isn't considered a disease.

Push ups - as many as you can
Fill piss bottle with sand if you got it for home made dumbbell

If you wanna get toned, just do stuff like squats, push ups, pull ups, sit ups, etc. You can also try shadowboxing to get cardio in too. I'm not a fitness expert or anything, but 100 pushups, 100 sit ups, and 100 squats toned me well. Try planking too, that helps your core. Remember to work in reps, like 5 lifts a rep or something. Just lift anything that you can get a good hold on, I used ammunition as weights before.

>>38479910
>Tuesday/Friday:
Pushups + Leg Raises
>Wednesday/Saturday:
Pullups + Squats
>Thursday/Sunday:
Handstand Pushups + Bridges

Also download "convict conditioning"

Because most people don't compare themselves to the literal top 0.0000000001% of male

Plenty of jobless welfare leeches have multiple mothers of their children, compare yourself to them instead.

>>38479833

>comparing yourself to Cristiano Ronaldo

it's like the people on this board are actively trying to make themselves depressed

>>38479833
>4 child support checks to 3 different women + alimony payments
nah I'm pretty happy with how my life's going thanks

Who wouldn't fuck a powerful and noble creature of legend?

everyone here would fuck just about anything, so yes op, i would fuck a dragon

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>>38479829
if the dragon looked like this, in a milisecond.

>>38479817
It's not, the LD50 is 600-720mg/kg, which is 50x+ times more than you have. You'd just have a deliriant like hallucinatory trip and fall asleep for a half a day at that dosage.

>>38479817
No, you need a few GRAMS of those pills to even have a chance of killing you, and even then you might just vomit it up anyway. Drug overdose is the least successful way to commit suicide due to people not knowing how to do it correctly, as well as being affected by many other factors that make it not work. Best to hang yourself OP, full suspension, not partial.

If you still want to overdoes, you need to get your hands on either between 50-100mg fentanyl/couple of grams of high quality heroin which you can inject intravenously, as well as drinking some alcohol (high alcholol
percentage - 40%+)along with it to seal the deal. Also include a few hundred mg of Benzos if you want to be certain you will die.

>>38479994
Overdose* fuck, makes me want to accelerate my plan to kill myself

>>38479786
That is devastating. How do you even recover from that?

>>38479806
I watched a lot of movies and learned to talk like movie stars. And I don't talk much.

>>38479786
I used to have a terribly nasal voice. But you can change that somewhat by talking out of your throat rather than the nose. Like singing it takes a while of practice to stretch out your vocal chords. With the nasal voice your throat is more closed and the air mostly comes through the nasal passages. If you open your throat up more and train your throat to stretch like that then your voice will get much nasally. Try opening your throat like you're trying to imitate a REALLY deep voice - that's kind of how you do it, but do it in moderation. It'll become natural over time. I can't even do my old obnoxiously nasal voice anymore.

Why did you kill the Jews papa

>>38479761

Why did you support the Neo-Staendestaat?

>>38479781
>>38479802
If you don't pursue your dreams they may never come true.

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>>38479653
>After 3000 hours in google translate

>>38479653
You can trick it by typing "call".
I always fuck with the captcha by slightly misspelling the words on purpose.

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>>38479653
I know what you mean pal.

>>38479569
What's the benefit of nofap?

>>38479569
>I ended up on some really deviant shit I thought i was over, like sex chat rooms and trap threads or whatever.
this just debunks that nofapping can cure degeneracy like jerking off to traps.

>>38479586
Nothing, but some anons do recommend it to "re-wire" your brain, and jerk off to normal porn again.

>>38479622
I find myself in this Situation right now.
'normal' porn doesn't excite me at all
It's all about those bestiality, mooning, public humiliation and 'best friends masturbating together' shit now
>inb4 those are normal porn

check tumblr

Judgmental Drawings on Facebook

>inb4 normie

Fucking normies pieces of trash that use question marks out of context give me cancer

>>38479403
Because you are winner, anon. I wish you all the best

>>38479485
>>38479403
Don't see that kind of positivity here very often. Yeah fuck em' up boi

>>38479403
I don't even have motivation to make things better. I was given such a shitty hand from the genetic lottery that any changes I made wouldn't make a single difference to my situation in general.

Because they want good breeding and not just a pretty face

>>38479372
Waste of money, not prudent sin
Vanity sin
Health risk for vanity sin
Plus their genes won't be selected out so they will keep getting uglyier
Make fun of morals all you want but saving money and being humble do great things for society.

>>38479389
DESU outside of 4 chan I never heard a person mention breeding for wanting a hot chick.

I don't know. She hasn't got out of bed for months.

>>38479320
An argument implies both sides are equal.

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>>38479320
>EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY
i just want to chill and play vidya, relax, not interact with normies. is it that much to ask?