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Favorite food and why? 2017-07-31 02:42:18 Post No.38755651
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Baked rice with chicken for me, it brings back memories from my mom...
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>>38755651
I was expecting something kind of trashy from /r9k/ but that looks great, assuming your mom made it the same way.
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We've got some wholesome anons in here!
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schnitzel and french fries
because it's delicious
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Post the reason why you've failed to get a significant other. Failures of both genders welcome.
I'm too socially inept and terrified of people and will only be able to stick to one person at a time.
Non-virgins not allowed.
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>>38755631
I have no exposure to the outside world thus I'm devoid of the skill, knowledge and mutual interests required to attract, secure and maintain a relationship with a female
This compounds every year as time flies by and the toll it's taken on my personality and attitude causes me to have an ever decreasing value
I never had any of these things so at least I didn't lose anything
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> trying to be good to a girl
> tried to hard
> mfw friendzoned
Don't try too hard, you'll end up like me.
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>>38755908
I also can't ever recall talking to a female outside of necessity/work (peers) or pleasantries
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Who /hate my job/ here
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>>38755534
Me, on a 13 week trial.
My Wrk is a shithole, they're always urging us to cut corners with dangerous equipment. Can't wait to either quit in a spectacular fashion, or get fired and return to neetdom with 2k in savings and free time for pizza, movies, bike rides and weed
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>>38755534
theres a word for it and its called "everybody"
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I work 10 hour days 6 days a week on an organic farm. I'm the only non-beaner outside of the office, no longer one really speaks English either
>Cuckifornia
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I need more copy pasta like spoiler related. Not especially lewd.
ThankEh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, rinalds! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy rinalds?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, rinalds! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And l'm Ieaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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Only if you tell me what the fucks going on in that picture.
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>>38755589
>ded pigoen
>cumcuber
>balloon
>sexy tyms
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>>38755532
>p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
I read that as Leafyishere, and I fucking despise Leafyishere
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Does it count if you're doing it with a prostitute? Is it like cheating the system and you still remain a virgin?
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It doesn't count. You have to find a girl who WANTS to Fock you.
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>>38755486
There's no actual virginity for boys. With girls it's an actual physical process, you can tell if a girl has had sex in her life. So there's nothing that can 'count', nobody cares. Even if you had sex with a girl once and then not done it for several years you wouldn't be a 'virgin' but you'd still be a beta who can't get laid, it's basically the same thing.
Go and have sex with a prostitute if you're curious how a pussy feels like and have the money. Maybe it will even make you feel less obssesed with your being a 'virgin' and leave you more confident to pursue women.
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>>38755603
Prostitutes want to fuck you. It's how they make money.
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>take shower
>water gets inside penis
>finish shower, get dressed
>penis water gradually leaks out
>underwear gets a little wet
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I just can't tell if it's bait or not for the life of me.
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>>38755490
Why would it be bait? What tells you that this is bait? Are you a little dull?
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> water gets inside penis
But how?
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Why aren't you in trade school learning a trade to get a blue collar job?
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It costs money I don't have.
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>>38755570
>some trade schools literally pay you to become a welder
wew lads.
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>>38755583
Keyword being some.
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LOL
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This shit is fucking hillarious
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>>38755361
Ummm sweety these are supposed to be humorous, not accurate reflections of reality...
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>>38755363
have u ever taken a computer science class in college
tons of dudes dress and walk like this
Feels music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL0RzgUpGjk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_2wn5dft0Q
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>>38755279
I cant even get replys in my thread
im so lonley it hurts
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>>38755342
I don't listen to music but here's a free bump, lonely anon
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I have a dilemma.
I'm in good shape and can go 10 miles without feeling tired. I just don't lift weights. I run/walk regularly (3-4 days weekly).
Should I start lifting weights to become a Chad or stay a cuteboy?
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>>38755194
The only thing that matters in this world is facial aesthetics.
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>>38755194
cardio only is for literal faggots. Lift weights if you don't want to be a faggot.
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>>38755297
>i browse fit and think i know everything
>i'm still a nerd who knows nothing
every fucking time lmfao
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8 years of blowing off psychiatrist and therapists out of fear I would be diagnosed with same mental illnesses as my mother then become an hero. My mom gave up on trying to take me I am allowed to continue being a retard. Saw a video on a bitch being diagnosed and they gave her some good pills I want to abuse. How do I tell my mom I want to go to a psychiatrist?
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>>38755080
Tell her you think that she was correct and that you've grown and now know that you being retarded might be a possibility because your mom is retarded. And that you want to do something about it before it does something about you.
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>>38755122
I only give one word answers to anyone. This would be a challenge. Leaving my room would be a challenge. Any other ways?
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>>38755156
Find out what pill you want. Look up what to tell the doctor. Find out what your mother has and tell her that you feel the same way but in a way where she starts to get worried about you. Don't make it obvious. Drop some key word here and there every once in a while. Which will make her ask you if you want to visit the doctor.
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Who else /cyborg/ here?
Too weird for the normies
Not weird enough for the robots.
Can blend in among both sides but is never truly one of them.
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>>38755035
High-functioning cyborg here, OP.
How's your day?
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>>38755035
Ill never be accepted by both crowds real talk. Its pretty frustrating to be here sometimes because being called out as a "normie" just because I'm pretty good at befriending people is shitty
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>>38755035
you mean being a low-tier normalfag?
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>tfw in the Philippines right now and have 5 dates set up for today
you mad, roasties?
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>>38754879
You mean 5 greencard whores sizing you up.
Also, careful if you're in Mindanao or one of the soutern provinces.
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>>38754879
Great u get to fuck 5 whores who have been fucked by pajeet their whole life. U really showed those roasties anon by fucking pajeets sloppy seconds. Maybe u should fuck tyrones sloppy seconds next>>38755071
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>>38754879
Nope not at all, hope they get from you what they need living in a country that treats women awfully and men go their for tourism regarding their bodies enough to try to gloat about it on 4chan .org
I hope all 5 get meals an escape from their realities
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Hello, /r9k/.
For those who perceive women as the ultimate angels of all things holy and good, you're extremely disillusioned. I've wandered this Earth for now eighteen years, and I've carried this hatred for the opposite sex for years - ever since I was fifteen, when I personally believe that I've gained my 'sapience', in the sense that I've learned how to think with wisdom and to make actions based on rationality.
Women are disgusting, vile and evil, and if you're a woman, you're disgusting, vile and evil. Kill yourself right this very second, or wait to get trampled down by the splendor of sexbots and literal plastic bags which will replace your biological function. You'll be obsolete. You'd be right now was it not for your holes and your wombs.
What has pushed me over the edge? What has made me hate women this much? Let's begin with what started my anger.
>be me
>be 11
>play this war game with friends, shooting eachother with 'guns' that in reality are sticks. pretty comfy
This is where I forgot what happened. This is what my friends told me at least when I woke up on the hospital bed.
>a bird's nest was right below an electrical line, not that far up for me since I was, and still is,(not really lol), quite agile
>i decided to save them
>i climbed up the length of the utility pole and was just about to take the birds down but I accidentally bumped my left hand on a wire
>zap
>fell down on to the ploughed earth
>woke up in a hospital bed after weeks of surgery and medically induced coma
>face marred beyond recognition (looks like pic related but flatter), left eye gone, nose gone, left arm up until the shoulder and i was fucking left handed
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>>38754876
Shitty incident, yes. But how does it connect to women?
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>>38754876
Shouldn't have fucked with electricity.
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>>38754876
So you hate women because you're a monster and women don't want to sleep with a freak like you?
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>began to make flossing a routine habit
>floss every single day
>every time I floss between my back teeth, it always smells like shit and they always bleed
Am I dying?
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>>38754847
Stop flossing you fucking idiot it doesn't do anything, it's a meme created by dentists. Also brush your tongue, if your not already, to help with smell.
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>>38754871
The smell is coming from what seems like rotted food/gunk in my back teeth. I have two gaping cavities that I keep clean on a regular basis.
I brush my tongue twice a day.
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>>38754847
its probably your wisdom teeth. You're brush can't reach under the gums covering the teeth and garbage is being built up in those areas.
You can get a tuft brush or a syringe and shoot liquid under the gums. It worked for me.
Dentists won't tell you these things beasue they'd rather have your teeth rot and pull them out for thousands of dollars. You should do a full self check up and analyse your teeth to see whats going on.