>31 july 2017
holy fucking shit
>New years was 7 months ago
>2010 was 7 years ago
>2000 was 17 years ago
>This post is original
>lives with cat
>still managed to be a leader of Poland
This kills robots. You see? You don't have to be chad to be succesfull
Baked rice with chicken for me, it brings back memories from my mom...
Post the reason why you've failed to get a significant other. Failures of both genders welcome.
I'm too socially inept and terrified of people and will only be able to stick to one person at a time.
Non-virgins not allowed.
I have no exposure to the outside world thus I'm devoid of the skill, knowledge and mutual interests required to attract, secure and maintain a relationship with a female
This compounds every year as time flies by and the toll it's taken on my personality and attitude causes me to have an ever decreasing value
I never had any of these things so at least I didn't lose anything
Who /hate my job/ here
Me, on a 13 week trial.
My Wrk is a shithole, they're always urging us to cut corners with dangerous equipment. Can't wait to either quit in a spectacular fashion, or get fired and return to neetdom with 2k in savings and free time for pizza, movies, bike rides and weed
I need more copy pasta like spoiler related. Not especially lewd.
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, rinalds! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy rinalds?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, rinalds! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And l'm Ieaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
Does it count if you're doing it with a prostitute? Is it like cheating the system and you still remain a virgin?
There's no actual virginity for boys. With girls it's an actual physical process, you can tell if a girl has had sex in her life. So there's nothing that can 'count', nobody cares. Even if you had sex with a girl once and then not done it for several years you wouldn't be a 'virgin' but you'd still be a beta who can't get laid, it's basically the same thing.
Go and have sex with a prostitute if you're curious how a pussy feels like and have the money. Maybe it will even make you feel less obssesed with your being a 'virgin' and leave you more confident to pursue women.
Prostitutes want to fuck you. It's how they make money.
>water gets inside penis
>finish shower, get dressed
>penis water gradually leaks out
>underwear gets a little wet
Why aren't you in trade school learning a trade to get a blue collar job?
have u ever taken a computer science class in college
tons of dudes dress and walk like this
I have a dilemma.
I'm in good shape and can go 10 miles without feeling tired. I just don't lift weights. I run/walk regularly (3-4 days weekly).
Should I start lifting weights to become a Chad or stay a cuteboy?
The only thing that matters in this world is facial aesthetics.
8 years of blowing off psychiatrist and therapists out of fear I would be diagnosed with same mental illnesses as my mother then become an hero. My mom gave up on trying to take me I am allowed to continue being a retard. Saw a video on a bitch being diagnosed and they gave her some good pills I want to abuse. How do I tell my mom I want to go to a psychiatrist?
Tell her you think that she was correct and that you've grown and now know that you being retarded might be a possibility because your mom is retarded. And that you want to do something about it before it does something about you.
Find out what pill you want. Look up what to tell the doctor. Find out what your mother has and tell her that you feel the same way but in a way where she starts to get worried about you. Don't make it obvious. Drop some key word here and there every once in a while. Which will make her ask you if you want to visit the doctor.
Who else /cyborg/ here?
Too weird for the normies
Not weird enough for the robots.
Can blend in among both sides but is never truly one of them.
Ill never be accepted by both crowds real talk. Its pretty frustrating to be here sometimes because being called out as a "normie" just because I'm pretty good at befriending people is shitty
>tfw in the Philippines right now and have 5 dates set up for today
you mad, roasties?
Great u get to fuck 5 whores who have been fucked by pajeet their whole life. U really showed those roasties anon by fucking pajeets sloppy seconds. Maybe u should fuck tyrones sloppy seconds next>>38755071
Nope not at all, hope they get from you what they need living in a country that treats women awfully and men go their for tourism regarding their bodies enough to try to gloat about it on 4chan .org
I hope all 5 get meals an escape from their realities