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Le ebin bait thread xxDdXd OP!
>Ubboatss :DDDdddDdd

>>34817186
t. retarded finnish jew monstrosity.

oy vey goy what are you doing stop shut it down

>>34816520
i can probably take the second boss
i have shitty stamina ill just be out of breath

Well, depends what weapons I can use and they can use, also if I have time to relax and buy upgrades after every boss.

>>34816520
a lot because I'd break the rules and use a weapon ;^)

Tried nofap at least 5 times and all it did was make me increasingly agitated.

Really all depends on who you sre

>>34816517
Is noporn the one that actually helps you? I never use porn anyway.

If you only fap with your imagination, is that ok?

The benefits are exaggerated. It depends on yourself most of times.

If you're already an accomplished person, it eliminates your fapping time and give you extra time to do more of your shit.
If you're trying to get laid. It'll make your desire build up and eventually you either give in, or hopefully in desperate measure, approach girls, disregard your anxieties and shit.
If you're trying to build a discipline, this is one of tool to use. But the benefits lays not in not wasting your cum, but it the mental discipline you've cultivated during your session.

Already happened this morning when I woke up next to your mother

Already happened this morning when I woke up next to your sister

>>34816480
Already happened this morning when I woke up to your Uncle.. er I mean your Aunt.

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>>34816455
FUCK YOU STUPID NEET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm actually off Monday and Tuesday

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>>34816455
This and 1-2-3.

N-no thanks I cant deal with loud noises

>>34816449
>cue spaghetti flying everywhere

Well surely, I'd l-love to, as long as I get anal.

>>34816526
>purple hair
>BMTH
It's pretty much guaranteed my man.

I honestly have not been able to watch a single new anime since AoT. Every show is the same garbage even the shows that parody the slice-of-life-ecchi-moe genres become the same shit over time. It's so cringey hearing grown ass men talk about it as well.

I sometimes watch old shows. I have about 300GB of anime from 1980-2007 saved on my harddrive

I feel like I've been forcing myself to watch anime lately. I always get this feeling of "I should be doing something else right now" whenever I watch anime or play video games. I never get this feeling when I watch Western TV or movies though. It's like my subconscious knows someone my age would be looked down on for indulging in "childish" stuff like that.

>>34817026
The only show I'm watching is konosuba.

>>34817894
This. Although it not because it's childish I think I'm depressed.

>>34816359
I don't like 'The Beatles'

>>34816359
Dark Side of the Moon

>>34816359

Sgt. Pepper. I'm a bass player, and McCartney's playing and tone are phenomenal on Sgt. Pepper.

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sad bump :(

for life

What's my incentive

>>34816341
What is the contact info for? I mean which site? Also bump I guess.

Why?

Original joke

>>34816361
To be itself ;)

>>34816440
Haha you're cute anon, will you be my gf

What about just being original, you fucking FAGGOT

that feel when i have no female partner.

>>34816321
> being original
> talking like retards is now original

>>34816266
Just stop making a big deal about it, it will only make things worse. Just stop talking to her for awhile.

i really hope this isn't real- incredibly pathetic if it is

>>34816266
>alright, listen
>That's the most you've said to me in a long time!
You're breaking ground. Now offer to watch her fuck guys in front of you. That will get her turned on and she will accept you as her bf.

SAAAAAYY

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>>34816255
SAY NlGGER :^)

She is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

fuck off you ugly bitch

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originaldfoisdfopsdf

>>34816231
Why do you look like a dude..? You must be a trap.

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join for shitty emojis

>>34816742
they are the best shitty emojis youve ever seen

watching BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA now
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