what gets you up in the morning?
I want to masturbate and eat
>>35962062
i don't get up
>>35962062
Im in bed right now
You think life is hard because your a guy?
Try being a woman! It's as hard and ever harder than being a guy.
You guys need to get your head out of your asses and do something!
>>35962041
>You guys need to get your head out of your asses and do something!
If I were a woman I wouldn't have to do anything.
provide reasoning
>>35962041
OP is baiting, but she's right.
Women might have it easy when it comes to getting offers from guys wanting to put their dicks inside them, but they have a hard time with virtually every other aspect in life where men dominate. Couple that with living in a severely partiarchal society that actively cripples women from succeeding (inb4 anecdotes of women getting virtue signaling handouts) and rewards masculine behavior.
>get off work
>"I'm tired better sleep"
9 hours later after sleep and morning routine
>"welp only like 5 hours til work no point starting anything now
>just fuck around on phone or browse r9k while waiting for work
Anyone else have this problem? Can't enjoy my free time because I know soon enough I'll have to go into work and go through the wageslavery again...
>>35962004
Yeah. But I end up pissing away my days off too.
Honestly though I've been running 3 miles, working out, and doing army PT on my days off and it makes me feel a lot better about spending the rest of the time getting drunk and screaming at video games.
There is nothing that I could be doing that would feel more productive. Not a gf, not a hobby. Nothing.
yes.
I got a well paying slave laybour job that I hate so that I could afford lots of video games, but now I can't find the time to play them, and when I can I'm too tired to enjoy it.
>>35962145
I have hobbies I do on the weekend but I can't deal with 5 days a week of just shitty job.
I liked school because I just sat there, relaxed and learned a bit, then went home and had the majority of the day for hobbies/games whatever.
Work seems to be the opposite, majority of the day slaving and too tired to do anything when I'm not there, just lie there dreading going back.
Hey /r9k/, I'm getting angrier at my mother by the day and today I blew up on her. She commented on how I never yelled like that before. Told me some bullshit on how I should respect her but she still backed down anyway. Shouldve done it sooner, no regrets. Hopefully she doesn't say some stupid shit again. I was out till 11 and she didn't say a thing.
Maybe I'm a piece of shit but fuck she's annoying.
>>35961995
Your mother is taking care of your fat neet ass so show some fucking respect
>>35961995
good on you, anon.
stand your ground.
>>35961995
>I was out till 11 and
normie faggot
>be on battlefield one hardcore conquest
>doing my best to support the team from the enemies on mountain gil-whatever the name is from getting inside the bunker
>some fucking prick on our side kills me instantly
>teamfuckingkills me
>get pissed off that i quite my squad and went on his to go kill him
>fucking cunt won't respond and the match ends like a fucking pussy
>next match is Argonne Forrest
>fuck kicks me out of the squad but i rejoin and once i spawned on him he already instakicked me out of his squad and had someone instajoin his squad effectively hiding himself amongst the fuckers
>get even more angry so i went on a short witch hunt but the fucking bastard is nowhere to be seen like the fucking cunt he is
>few minutes go buy and i run around the corner and a random medic on our side had came around and teamkills me by accident
>i was so fucking angry that by the time he said sorry and revived me I pulled out my gasser m1870 and shot him in the head and fired at his body five times before quitting
>still filled with rage that I went outside and saw a possum
>ran over and grabbed it by the neck and strangled the possum and bashed it's head with my fist before slamming it's head om my back porch and picjing up a nearby rock and crushing the skull of the possum
>go back inside and break my controller by crushing it with my hands
This was a half an hour ago and I'm still fucking angry.
>>35961842
Holy shit you need to get help because jesus fuck that is not normal
>>35961923
Hey FUCK YOU I'll bash your head in and break your goddamn neck so shut the fuck up and go fucking kill yourself you fucking bastard goddamnit fucking bitch
>>35961842
op, best stress relief
WHERE'S SAMURAI JACK
>>35961835
We have to watch the same shitty episode of Rick and Morty all night instead
>>35961835
eat shit you dragon fuck
Samurai Jack was the best lads.
>r9k isn't relevant enough to merge
>/r9k/ isn't /b/2.0 for some reason
Much like the posters it's the board no one cares about.
In other news... water is wet and unsupported objects fall.
/cgl/ merge soon.
Tfw no chubby girlfriend
hold me
>>35961776
That's not chubby, that's straight up disgustingly obese. Stop ruining the chubby trend.
>>35961795
I like what I like, to each his own but in what world is this "disgustingly obese" or even obese. You can argue if or how it's overweight but be sensible.
>>35961776
>tfw you will never poke your finger in a cute girls lovehandles
Why are women such dum dums you literally have to talk to them like they're fucking retarded to get anywhere.
>>35961764
So talk to them like they're retards. I don't see the problem with that. Do what you gotta do to get in her pants
>>35961794
Theres a lot of problems with that.
>Naming your kid after a month
>Normies don't know half the months are named after Roman Emperors
Why is mentall illness so common among women?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1zJearXAlk
>>35961749
A lot of self-diagnosis most of the time.
Also they're most often praised for nearly everything throughout their lives that they have trouble understanding heavy amounts of criticism. No wonder she broke this fast.
mental illness in women is seen as cute, so they actively seek out diagnoses, but its seen as sad and weird in men, so we tend to not actively try to be labelled mentally ill
If you're actually curious about differences in mental health between the genders this is an interesting overview.
http://www.who.int/mental_health/prevention/genderwomen/en/
If you'd like to just use your questionable claim as a means of self reinforcement you can save yourself some time and not bother to read it.
What if we invented a new color?
What if there exists a color we can't even perceive?
What if there is a color only cool people can see?
>>35961672
>what if?
>what if?
>what if?
>what if?
>what if?
There are colors we can't perceive... This is known to be true.... This thread is retarded
>/r9k/ hasn't been merged with any boards yet
huh
>>35961670
who gives a fuck
srs
Which board cucked r9ks oneitis?
/r9k/ should have been merged with /m/ instead of /o/.
Why are right wing women so much better looking than left wing women?
>>35961664
Selection bias mostly.
Cherrypicking
here's a fair, valid comparison
Right is right my dude
>been hating this website more and more over the past half decade
>gookmoot mixes /a/ with /sp/
This is worse than anything moot ever did to /a/.
>try to go to that cancerous chan we all know about to ask them which chans they hate so I can find one to migrate to
>I click the search result for the site and I get a "this chan was hacked" message
Should I just stop using the internet if 4chan is awful and run by cancer?
I feel you mane. Shame 7chan lifted the rules otherwise I'd go there.
>>35961583
I tried 38 again since I hadn't thought I would need it since moot fucked the banners in 2014, but there haven't been any posts there in like half a year.
There's gonna be cancer everywhere you go on the internet nowadays. Smartphones and tablets saw to that.
>gookmoot combines MORE boards
>>>/vint/
>>>/spa/
>>>/outsoc/
And /r9k/ is STILL forever alone
>>35961553
R9k+trash= /just/
>>35961553
This is some sick forever alone joke
That good feel when /trv/ hasn't been ruined.