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>bee-chad blocks your path
>"What do you think buzzy boy, are you bee enough?"
What do you do?
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>>38069027
kill him with my superior human hand
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>>38069027

Start sucking his stinger until hot honey spurts all over my lewd face.
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>>38069027
>You like jazz?
the kek is far beyond any level of kek

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>jacking off to cartoon characters? seriously? gosh anon, you're such a pathetic faggot. you should just kill yourself already.
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b-but you're a cartoon character...
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I jerk off to cartoon chicks with dicks, I'm a hyper faggot
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>>38069021
And what do you have? A bunch of vibrators under your bed?

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does anyone else have those days were you just feel scared for no reason?
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>>38069010
no anon, on of a world with a population of over 7 billion people you are the only person on the planet who ever has that feeling
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>>38069050
I didn't ask if I'm the only one. I just wanted to know if anyone else here had those days
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Scared? No. Anxious as all fuck? Yes. Probably has to do with existential dread and functional alcoholism.

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Ok, guys, I did it: I have a gf. It took 23 years, but I managed to get one. We are each other's best friend and love one another dearly. I can so easily smile with her and truly be myself. We even REEEEEEEEEEE together. So, now 6 months into it and so signs of stopping anytime soon, I guess this is goodbye, a farewell as my ascension to the plain of normies unfolds. It is my time to go, and I wish you all the best of luck.
FUCKING NORM-oh, wait
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I love you <3 you mean so much to me baby..
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congrats anon. But a gf didn't solve all my problems, although she is my oasis. This isnt meant to make you sad. just meant to tell you to find happiness in all portions of your life.
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Congratulations. And good luck. I hope for your sake that you never end up here again.

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>>38068979
>"AWWWWW WHAT'S THE MATTER FEMBOT? DOES IT STING?"
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Oh it's from Japan. Now it makes sense.
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>>38068995
clearly it is from china. but idk the context.
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>>38069063
>clearly it is from china
Same shit desu.

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>http://health.usnews.com/health-care/articles/2017-06-30/why-people-with-autism-avoid-eye-contact

"FRIDAY, June 30, 2017 (HealthDay News) -- If you know someone with autism, you've probably noticed that they rarely look people in the eye. Now, new research suggests why that is so.

"Contrary to what has been thought, the apparent lack of interpersonal interest among people with autism is not due to a lack of concern," said study co-author Dr. Nouchine Hadjikhani.

"Rather, our results show that this behavior is a way to decrease an unpleasant excessive arousal stemming from overactivation in a particular part of the brain," she said."
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>>38068913
eye contact is for normies. if you can look people in the eyes you are NOT a robot and you need to LEAVE
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>>38069031
looking people in the eyes in better than sex
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>>38069075
*is better than

(originallllllllllly)

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>I SAID TAKE IT OFF, ANON
how do you respond?
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>>38068849
>rape

do unto others as others do unto you, bitch
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*takes off sock*
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>>38068900
i kek'd way harder than i should have.

Also, nice dubs.

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>tfw 26
>tfw 5ft8
>tfw 4inch dick
>tfw live in moms basement
>tfw cant tie my shoes
>tfw cant drive
>tfw took a test that i studied for hours for and still failed it
>lost 200 dollars
>cant tie my shoes
>kicked out of military navy because couldnt swim or fold clothes correctly
>tfw just completely numb
>tfw older and lost all my passion and energy

why should i even go on knowing that im severly retarded?
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>>38068847
>Can't tie my shoes.

Stopped there. Might as well just use those laces to asphyxiate yourself.
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>baby dick who lost his money and can't swim whose lives in his moms basement is a faggot
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You posted it again.

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>be white racist fembot
>tfw the constant blacked posting actually got to me and made me find black men hot

i fucking hate you people so much
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Very nice fembot. When do you think you'll be getting your queen of spades tattoo and getting your first BBC?
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>>38068833
It's ok femanon I'm a whiteboi and even I like black guys now
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>it's this thread again
stale pasta

sage

Any others here just accept their fate?

I'm at a point where I realised I'm never gonna amount to anything so I don't try anymore. I'm not gonna kill myself because I don't care enough to go through that in the likely event that I fail and people make me go through therapy or some other bullshit.

But I might as well be dead. I don't do anything worth mentioning, I go out when people ask me to but just stand against a wall with a drink until someone tells me it's leaving time, I don't talk to women in a non-functional manner, I don't care about my health (a month destroyed my hearing in my right ear daring someone to play his instrument right into it), have no illusions of ever starting a family/business/anything really. There's nothing in life that excites me anymore, not friends, not love, not art, film, video games, only music occasionally but that's probably because it's the laziest form of escapism there is.

But I can't say I'm unhappy. I just don't give a fuck really. Nothing makes me sad, nothing makes me feel nice, everything is just a big drab blur, a slideshow of the most uninteresting vistas you can imagine flashing by my eyes, with me waiting to see the end of it. I don't even know if it's preferable to how it was before. I don't feel like I know anything anymore
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>>38068832
i was gonna say something positive but i only do that to accrue mythical good boy points in the hopes that when i die it wont be a painful and labored experience. do whatever ya want.
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>>38068876
>i was gonna say something positive but i only do that to accrue mythical good boy points

...
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>>38068832
well, i mean, if u are really that done with life, why not go to a therapist?
maybe it will help give u meaning?

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How can you honestly love a woman whose face was used by another man?
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>>38068795
you see that night shift nurses image with the caption saying "how can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop"?
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>>38068795
Love doesn't exist anyway
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>>38068795
sauce on slut?

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Feels thread
Pretty sure my relationship with the only girl i've ever loved is going to end pretty soon because she just doesn't seem interested anymore.
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>>38068793
Pretty sure you should fuck off normieeEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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That's rough op, do you feel there is anything you can do to rekindle the relationship? Maybe do something really special for the both of you, and show her that she really is the only girl you've loved.

I'm stuck right now and don't know what to do. I feel like telling someone I love them when we aren't in a relationship is weird, especially when that girl is friends with your friends. She actually drives me insane though, and I feel like if I don't tell her I love her soon I'll break down. But I don't know how to go about expressing my feelings.
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>>38068851
>that's rough op
KilI yourself, normaIfag.

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HAPAs are fucking subhuman.

The women are good to fuck but the men should just kill themselves. HAPAs are the unfortunate result of two parents that wanted white children but couldn't have them either because they're Asian or because they're too much of a loser.
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rate this AMWF hapa's jawline
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>hapa
Well ignoring the David renz your collection looks fine.

I believe the mental instability is an American culture thing. Reading a few of hapa blogs. It's weird.

They ask things like
>Why do virtually all of us have white fathers?
Why does that matter at all? It's not like you're worse off because your mom was Asian.

It's beyond me why people view this mix as a problem.
Jew-Black is straight up ugly (by conventional standards). But Asian-white is not a clear cut bad thing at all.

I also think people forget that you can just turn out ugly like me. And attribute it to their mixed nature. Maybe you're just ugly? Would you be better off full white or full Asian?
It's silly to contemplate these things.
>Kelly Balthazar
Smart women should do porn more. It's so hot. I've watched that so much over the years.
>>38068838
Pretty damn handsome if you ask me.
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>>38068751
The guys look hotter than the girls? wtf

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Do you know this guy?

if this guy is you then you need to change
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>>38068739
that was unironically me in highschool lol
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>>38068739
The time-honored tradition of MSPaint images has been dragged through the mud so hard in recent years, why must reddit cancer like you continue to rape everything I love
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>>38068811
i have been using MSpaint since windows 98, i have zero awareness of what reddit actually is, and have zero interest in finding out, i use to use MsPaint when you can make images transparent percentage% wise and overlap pics, i think XP deleted that feature

oh well

GO FUCKURSELF ATHEIST SCUM

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As long as you're a girl, someone with always love you, ha ha, right?
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I love you originally orig
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No father to love you?
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>>38068733
>wanted crappy moeshit to laugh at
>looked up "slice of life" on Google
>should've looked up "harem comedy" but whatever
>first result was Anohana
>genuinely angry male protagonist made me nervous, but I just watched Devil is a Part-Timer so I shrugged it off
>it just kept getting sadder and sadder
>not prepared at all for those feels
>head off to bed after episode 3 in tears

>pick up at episode 4
>show completely jumps the shark with the cross dressing
>mildly disappointed but whatever

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