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Why are women unable to create? Take Varg Vikernes for instance. He is very original, even among those sort of people. In fact, all male pundits are unique. David Duke, Stefan Molyneux, Alex Jones, Paul Joseph Watson, Gavin McInnes, Jordan B Peterson...

But look at Varg Vikernes wife she just parrots random "red pill" stuff. And all those female pundits like Lauren Southern and the rest just parrot things they hear without grasping it all. Well, maybe Ann Coulter is a bit like a man... But she is an exception just proving the rule itself.

Why can't they conjure stuff themselves?
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Mediocre mental abilities
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>>35909593
Do you think this is true?
Or do you have a bias against women so it just seems true?
Please post examples and proof of the statement
>women are unable to create
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They don't have to

Men just want pretty girls to repeat their opinions

Thats all they have to do

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>match with tinder girl that says she only goes into good restaurants for dates
>manage to go on a date
>everything goes well, have a nice convo without awkward silence
>bill is $90 so I decide to split
>get her home to her place, because it's late and she has to work next day
>ghosts me afterwards
What was her problem?
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>>35909575
you split the bill
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>>35909575
Roasties must burn.
the end is near
>somehow not original
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You didn't rape her when you were alone with her

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I'm so lazy I can't even bring myself to type up a resume in Word.

...I'm going to be unemployed forever, aren't I?
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>>35909552
>...I'm going to be unemployed forever, aren't I?
Can you use 'aren't I' in that sentence? Somehow I doubt that's correct.
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>>35909552
>I'm so lazy I can't even bring myself to type up a resume in Word.
Well, yeah. That's fucking sad.
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>>35909715
>aren't I = are I not
You are correct. Shame on OP.

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Do you make the list?

Origfidkdk
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The cuck list
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I made it

Does that mean I have a shitty chad name
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>tfw all your brothers made the list
>tfw you also make the list
GIVE ME A CHAAAAAANCE

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>mfw uncle found the anal dildo chainsaw
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Actually this could be a good idea, thanks OP
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>>35909923
There's dildo adapters for reciprocating saws. I think that's a bit rough for anal use.
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>chef found the cornstarch fleshlight

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>Too weak to open a jar of pickles
>Have to slide a spoon under the lid like a little girl
>21 years old
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>>35909417
>pickles
Disgusting
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that's not how you open a can of pickles
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get yourself one of these and use it

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ITT: Skeletal feels

>be 6'2" 140lbs
>more lean and ripped than everyone else but look like I weigh 10 pounds in jeans and a t-shirt
>bump knee on countertop, limp for the rest of the day in pain bc no natural padding
>lean my shoulder blade just wrong on a wall/door and get immobilized by pain of cystic acne
>unable to walk on my heels on a linoleum floor
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im 6'1 at 115 and i have literally never experienced anything you have described, i have reason to believe youre just broken
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>tfw 6ft and 140lbs

All my fat goes to my ass/thighs it's crazy.
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>lean my shoulder blade just wrong on a wall/door and get immobilized by pain of cystic acne

this

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Do you think the CMO girl is still a virgin? I saw on TMZ her leaving some rappers music video because her "feeling uncomfortable"
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>>35909360
Probably not. I'm sure she's at least done handjobs.
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Looks latina so probably not, they are whores
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probably not. you guys think she's wearing a pushup? I think so

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>mfw driving
How the fuck do people do this? I have my license, but I basically was able to bullshit the test without actually being good at driving.

I start panicking once I get out of my suburban neighborhood. I can't even get up to McDonald's without freaking out. I want to try and get to the theater sometime this week to see Ghost in the Shell, but I have to get on the big road.

How do people drive knowing that one little slip-up could cause death or financial problems? You're basically piloting a giant battering ram.
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I dont
I ride a bicycle instead.
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>>35909347
how do you bullshit a driving test? dafuq
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>>35909395
I failed the first time but I remembered what I was supposed to do. I basically mastered shit like parking, the three-way turn, etc. without touching a freeway.

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HOW DO I GET A BUNNY LIKE THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME HELPPPPP I DONT WANT A SCARY BUNNY WITH RED EYES I WANT A CUTE ONE LIKE THIS OR WHITE HOLLAND PUREBRED PLS HLEP WHERE DO I GO WEHRE CAN I GO WHERE AM I HELP ;;;____;;;;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWrK7sXK3Vw
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can bunnies understand humans? :D *O*
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>tfw no warmongering rabbit
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i looked everywhere in los angeles county and around, i feel like ... is this species extinct? where is everyone getting such cute beautiful holland bunnies that look EXACTLY like this or at least kind of similar? i really dont want like a dumb goofy looking one i want something so angelic and cute and OH MY GOD ITS PLAYING WITH A MACARON AT 3:11 AHHHHH;I;I;I;ALSDKJFA;LSKDJFAKLS;D

halppp pleaseeeee ;_______;;;;

if u dont, u can go watch the new movie IT. its abouta bunny with red eyes :)

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post images related to suicide please.
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This is an image related to the aftermath of suicide.
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>>35909279
Originola postola
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>>35909279
>fell for oneitis
>know she will never take me because im a NEET
>i have trust issues because of previous "relationship"
>mental issues because of childhood and stupid choices
>don't want to raise kids in poverty because i was raised in it and know how it sucks
>shes a childhood friend that had a roastie phase
>still can't get her out of my mind, don't want anyone else but know im not good enough for her
>cops don't shoot suspects as easily in my country so can't even suicide via cops
>gun laws strict, will never get permit for gun and don't have links for illegal weapons
>too pussy and/or don't trust other methods of suicide

all i want is some 9mm painkillers, life is pain

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Is kek meme inspired from wow or Korea
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wow tards are the absolute worst. Casual fest that ruined the genre.
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>>35909261
Neither..
I'm not an oldfag (Someone who has been here since the beginning of 4chan), but I've been here for almost a decade. We only started using the word "Kek" just after we started to pick up "lel". Even 4Chan archives will prove this. K and L are side by side; it's a common error to spell words wrong like that.
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>>35909261
It's from WoW. People who think otherwise are misinformed.

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I just tried going to the gym with my brother for the second time.
People were making funny of me because I'm older, yet a couple inches shorter and skinny. He started working out two years ago, but anyway, his workout friends were saying stuff like I'm the downgraded version of him, good genetics vs failure genetics, etc All I wanted was to work for some decent biceps and visible abs. Maybe decent legs too. I felt encouraged yesterday, but not much this time.
Is there any way I can just get this to happen at home by the end of summer? I want off this ride.
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*fun of. Woops.
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I have a buddy who has hopes for the gym. He's trying to bench 200 and lose weight at home before he even steps foot in the place, and because of stories like yours, I believe he has the right idea.
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>>35909249
hey robot, normalfag here. Just dont give a fuck about what the chads at the gym think-- you're there for YOU. Set goals and achieve them. Don't be afraid to ask for a spotter on the bench press or anything most people are nicer than you think (just time it well, not when they are in a lift or with headphones on)

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>he thinks /pol/ is satire
>he watches pic related and other nu-4chan """shitposters"""
How many of you actually do this?
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i don't think you want to know the answer to that. this place is far more normie than it thinks, in the wrong fields. very low powerlevels around here, sad!
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>chris ray gun
>nu-4chan
How? Just because he's anti SJW?
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I used to think pol was satire. In actuality it is a cancerous shithole of misinformation

I'm no shill, I'm just a normal person

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>he's over 25
>he isn't a master in at least 1 craft yet
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>am 19
>musician
>video editor
Check mate
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>>35909079
I'm increasing my talent stack. I might be a below average movie and literature critic, historian, author, humorist, essayist and philosopher but when you combine my portfolio of talents you will begin to see multiplicative synergies form. I eclipse pretty much all "masters" with my wide array of non-mastery.

Check mate specialists.
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>he's not even at least 40 years old
>thinks he's a master
You are like little baby

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