What's the most disturbing material you've come across on the internet?
>>36654800
There's some video of cartel torture where a dudes face is flayed off, his arms are amputated, and is in the process of being beheaded while still conscious . I don't have a web m of it but you can look it up
I got my blood work results online, turns out there is nothing wrong with me.
no cancer. no diabetes. nothing.
I have to keep living.
guess I'll go to /pol and hope for WW3
>>36655352
His arms weren't amputated, his hands were. They weren't begeadung him, they were slicing (what was left of ) his face off
I have oddly specific fetishes and can't find anything for them. I'll post them and maybe you guys could show me something for it, give me a lead on where to look, or suggest a cheap way to get commissions for stories and/or art for it. You can also post your obscure fetishes if you want. Here they are:
>Fetish #1
I fetishize armies going to war and the winners taking the losers' wives and breeding with them after killing the men. Even better if interracial or orcs on humanoids.
>Fetish #2
I fetishize 2 men fighting over a thick woman (One beta, the other alpha & stronger) with the alpha obviously winning & often killing the loser then breeding the female. Often times the woman will dance for the loser before the fight & then after the winner wins she would dance for him while coldly forgetting about or mocking the loser before they breed. Often times this is interracial.
>Fetish #3
I imagine a rich man recruiting a sociopathic, thick woman and a beta loser to "film porn". The gullible beta would be strapped down to a bed with the woman dancing/grinding her ass on him saying "Isn't my ass to die for?" before smothering the beta. The rich man would then breed the woman & the woman and possibly rich man would get all of the beta's property.
That last fetish i fucking hot
>>36654284
this is a situation where you write your own fapfics
>tfw you will NEVER have a jealous, overbearing, noveau riche ferrari-driving mainland Chinese gf that yells at you every day after you get home from work and forces you to buy her expensive louis vuitton handbags and name-brand clothes so she can gain face among her equally rich and sociopathic circle of FOB friends who also chastises you and has a panic attack if you're home late 10 minutes because she assumes you're cheating on her with a prettier woman
FUCK
Do you ever regret not standing up for yourself, not doing anything to stop the bullies from making fun of you?
I think about it every night. Sometimes I think about if I was still in high school how I would watch a Stacy until she was alone, then beat the shit out of her with no one there. Or waiting for chad to insult me when I am near a heavy or sharp object, then hitting him with it after he's had his fun. Hell, sometimes I think about tracking down some of those people, and hurting either them or their family. I mean nothing's stopping me from doing it. I don't have anything that I really care about in this world that I'd miss.
>>36654110
Standing up for yourself does nothing other than making the torment worse.
>"oh my god anon is like such a total psycho!"
>"chad, protect me with your thundercock"
>"stacey I'm gonna teach anon a lesson he'll never forget for that!"
Most people don't even like Chads beating robots up, it's just that their social value is too high to cast them out. The friendship of other popular normies is too valuable in terms of potential social gains for normies, it doesn't mean they personally approve of the methods used to get it.
Retaliation + lack of social status = permanent recognition as 'that weird guy with anger problems that nobody talks to".
Besides, you're romanticising it. The real world isn't some dumb anime where everyone stops to gasp at 'HOW STRONG MC IS' for retaliating. If you had hit a Chad with a heavy object or beaten Stacey, no matter how justified it was, a horde of Chads would have beaten you into a 2 decade long coma.
>>36654335
This, sorry OP social power levels
>>36654382
OP is being hyperbolic anyway, even a mid-tier normie couldn't escape social ostracism if they retaliated against a super-Chad who was bullying them. This explains it perfectly
>7/10 stacy in my high school
>mid-tier normie, but chads take a liking to her
>ultimate chad dates her
>things get out of hand because he's chad
>she breaks up with him in a very volatile way, not all details were ever found out, but she's completely justified
>this stacy is completely ostracised by everyone, even the outcasts until a bunch of newfriends move to the school a few years later and bring her back into the fold
This is why robots aren't the only bad school experiences. Pretty much every normie who isn't naturally a super chad or super stacy is condemned to hiding behind a mask 24/7 & suppressing their individuality. Retaliation harms everyone who isn't a top tier social animal.
>look for normal porn with dicks the same size as me (4.5")
>it's ALL humiliation shit
Why? Why can't they just make a few dozen porn videos with average normal sized dicks?
>>36653728
Anything you can search up is a fetish that's why you get those results. Just look through amateur stuff, I'm sure you can find some dicks that are average or below average.
>>36653728
>tfw 7.5"x5.3"
>>36653728
4.5 is small.
Mine is 6.
How do you suppress your homosexual urges?
>>36652237
>How do you suppress your homosexual urges?
By posting about them on /r9k/
Anyone else do this?
but it isn't working
They have only gotten stronger
>>36652237
By getting killed.
>>36652237
nice thick load
Hey! Another thread gave me the idea of making a starter pack which would be a "stereotype" of myself. I'm not very good at it, but I figured it'd be a fun idea if we could all try it!
>>36649596
I'm cancer, but I'm happy so it's okay.
Im not quite sure what half your pictures mean OP, but you seem cool
>>36650406
Are you actually male?
i'm assuming that post wouldn't be original.
>Be a robot
>Make a Tinder profile just to scope out gow awful the local girls are
I was not prepared.
This is some rough shit.
And what impeccable taste!
Sometimes a bot will slip through. I know they're fake because they're farther away than my specified range.
ITT: We judge eachother based on our current open tabs
>no cheating
>>36648629
Russian hippie guy. Probably does recreational drugs.
but I have reddit tabs open, I'll have to come back later.
>>36648648
Honestly thats pretty rude, and totally not true
What are you fine lads up to this lovely evening?
Watching Ding and our Chinese overlords
hopefully Brexit gives us closer ties desu
Weishenme ni zheme shangxin?
Just had an argument with my whole family
Brother called me a waster
Sister again said I'm not a man or a boy, she doesn't know what I am
I was angry at my parents arguing so called my dad a paki monkey and told my mother to show her husband more respect
>>36645038
You buy like 4 watches?
>>36645085
Watching my brother and sister play Minecraft on the PS4
Most normie from intuitives edition
Last interesting regular thread on r9k, ascend from ashes!
I'm surprised INTPs even bother getting out of bed in the morning
>>36639961
I don't, I have my laptop beside me, her name is Toshiba. There's no point in doing anything. We'll die in a couple of decades and vanish into nothingness
>>36639961
>tfw they didn't even bother to include ISTP
Its that time again gents. Lets get you robot laid.
ITT we:
>Swap stories
>Ask questions
>Eurobros brag how they get everything cheap
>Lament that Black girls don't suck dick
Quick tips:
Trim your nails and your pubes. Wash everything with soap and use mouthwash.
Don't gotta Bee yourself but you Doo gotta have $200.
Join a review site and do your research. Don't fall in love with the pics.
Today's story:
>Be Monday
>Decide its hooker week so I start going nofap
>Tuesday passes
>By Wednesday, the hormones are setting in, so I get the bravery to reach out
>Contact local favorite
>Day passes, hear nothing
>Thursday dawns
>Contact local new girl
>Day passes, hear nothing
>Friday dawns
>Contact second local new girl
>Get text form first new girl
>Reply
>Day passes
>Post on an underground Haitian T-Shirt Manufacturing board
Anyway, ask your questions. Don't die a Wizard, post here today!
>>36628736
How hard is to put on that?
If feels like it would get entangled in my limbs when I tried putting it.
As a 22 year old virgin, the thought of this has dawned on me many times and the temptation has gotten stronger over time.
I would like to visit one but the idea of actually doing it makes me feel like I've truly failed.
Called pic related this week, 160 bare back and we fooled around in my car
Thinking about calling her again, she gives amazing head and swallows
F-f-friday night edition
>>36625678
REEEE WHY DO THEY NEVER USE BEST VERISON
which britfeeler would you most like to go on a date with?
doesn't have to be a sexual or gay date eitherhardmode: no lenlad
>>36625657
Shame that. The first one is the best MCU movie because it felt like a movie, not a 3 hour episode of Power Rangers.
Hoping James Gunn will eventually get back to making Troma-esque schlock and not endless GOTG sequels.
It's that time again! Show your siblings or parents some love. Give them a hug, perhaps hold their hand for a while, maybe even a kiss. Even something as small as Vidya or going out for ice cream. Show them that family love is the purest love.
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Why is it always meowth with you
give me a quick rundown on that mewoth
>>36621594
I want my aniki tohold my hand
You do realize fornication is a sin anon right? Then why do you wish to do it?
>>36660719
because god isn'*uuurrrrrpppp* real, morty
I'm weak willed and have no discipline.
i know deep down I was always ment to lead the celibate christian monk life.
My God, how the mighty have fallen
I don't really.
I'd very much like to wait until marriage with a girl who wanted to do the same.
It's just a pity our current culture is so hostile to that sort of thing.
Who here /unfriendable/?
>tfw my last friendship is about to fail
>the last time we hung out she just complained about me and make half-joking half-serious comments about how I'm an unlikable person
>she's starting to talk a lot more to her other friends online instead of me
>I'm slowly becoming someome she just talks to when she wants to vent about all the stupid anime shit she watches
>tfw she's been my best and only friend for a year and a half now
>tfw literally EVERY friendship I've had has never worked out
If my suspicions are true then I think I'm going to end it, I don't want to be alone. I know I'm an unlikable person and I COULD survive by myself but whats the point, I'd just be suffering alone. The worst part is I know that I'm the problem.
>get guy friends, their more
loyal
I wish, but my friendships with other males never work out and usually end in flames. I think I'm more unlikable to my own gender than to females.
>get other
I wish. I really do.
I'm friend-able and friendly but I cut off contacts because I just use people for my own personal gain. I could care less if they barely have friends of their own or are going through a crisis. Once I take and no longer need you, I will simply leave you to rot in the pit of despair.
Do not worry, OP. Friends are overrated. Learn to become your greatest ally and stop giving a fuck. People are simply a resource. Mere NPCs to aid you on your quest. The real winners of this world use their """friends"""
>>36660570
I'm unfriendable maybe we should be friends
>>36660666
>double trips
>666 too
Oh shit. Im the exact same too. Orangegypsy