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Oniiiii-chan! Oniiii-chan! Onii! Chan!
Listen, listen. I need a favor.
No, please! Uhuuhuu... Onii-chan, please!
I played video games all day and now I'm really hungry. Onii-chan, I'm starving, and you know I don't have any money. Please buy me some food Onii-chan, just some snacks, please!!!
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>>34464095
here's five bucks
go wild
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>>34464095
Fuck off you nigger cunt.
Or kill your self.
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>>34464095
>tfw the violent fantasies come back whenever I see this piece of shit rat posted
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What country should I move to /r9k/ no countries that have english as a first language tho
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come to brasil
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Switzerland, it seems like a great country.
>temperate weather
>beautiful mountains
>has one of the most transparent and highly-rated governments
>swiss franc historically an incredibly stable currency
>good jobs
>lots of places to go
etc.
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>>34464080
Sweden.ignore the memes, they're bullshit
once a framelet always a framelet
no amount of lifting can save you from your inferior genetics
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>tfw you're like 15 different types of -lets
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>>34464035
I like being a skeleton.
If you're ripped and you stop lifting and your body goes to shit, if you're fat and lose the wait your body goes to shit. When you're skelly. Every day is Christmas.
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>tfw broad shoulders and small waist
>but short biceps and 5'7''
GG
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When is it too late to marry?
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It's never to late my dude
If you're asking this, you're probably too young to worry about it anyway
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>>34464033
my boss got married for the 3rd time at the age of 63 kek
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>>34464033
>marriage
>in this day and age
it's like you want to get cucked
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Alright guys, I'm a 20 y/o guy, 5'0 and 100 lbs. I have almost no body hair and a pretty feminine body. I want someone to honestly convince me to be a girl. If you can sell me on it I'll post pics :)
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>>34464019
Why be a girl when you could just bemycute boy?
I mean, taking magic girl pills is good and all, but you shouldn't do it unless you're trans. It'll sterilise you, render your dick non-functional, and give you tits (something you can only really hide for so long before your family takes you to the beach or something).
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>>34464159
how does my dick become non-functional?
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>>34464186
Unless you use it regularly you'll stop being able to get erect, or sometimes you can get erect but it causes huge amounts of pain. And before you go and think "Oh I'll just fap daily then", hormones can affect your sex drive heavily, so you might not have the motivation to sit down and jerk off for half an hour every day for the rest of your life to maintain your benis.
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Anyone have /self harm/ GIFs or WEBMs? (Pic only slightly related, it's the best I've got)
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>>34463987
All i have is my own stuff
Oreganlio
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>>34463987
You look like my Ex. Thanks for reminding me how much I hate her.
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>>34465207
Heres another of mine i did recently
Oregalionn
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Why must I lie every time I want to post?
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>>34463975
We must shade ourselves so they dont know the beta uprising will ravage the normies swift REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34463975
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>34463975
>Not using legacy captcha
Serves your right normie.
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>Tfw my gf broke up with me because I practiced for girls with my buddy a few times this week
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>>34463910
he found a huge butt sissy 2bh epic win there
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>practiced for girls with my budd
Is your bud a girl? Or guy?
If the latter, bottom or top?
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>>34463952
A guy, because it would be cheating otherwise. And of course the top
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ITT: Post your idol or hero
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Benjamin Franklin for me.
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>>34463882
Van darkholem for me, aka boy next door.
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>>34463882
Winston Churchill of course
a truly courageous man
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>>34463980
If we're talking about World War 2 heros, I'd sooner choose Eisenhower, Turing or Truman.
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TFW fall in love with any girl who talks to me
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>>34463844
>a girl is interacting with me
>immediately thinking about the future with her
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Same but I'm too shy so I just hope she likes me and wait for her to do the first move it hasn't worked for me yet.
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>>34463878
Literally me
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What do you think a hot girls shit smells/tastes like? I am convinced it smells like caramel lattes and tai food
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>caramel lattes and tai food
dude youre fucking delusional it would be SHIT and i you still wanna do that look at pamperchu, nigga got hodkins lymphoma from playing with (eating) diapers he finds
that guy is a fucking disgusting retard please dont be like him
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>>34463729
i promise, it doesnt smell like anything but poop. source: im a girl.
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>>34463729
I've licked a hot chicks butt hole.
8/10 I would recommend.
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>you will never be a cool, calm, and collected man of few words and a fierce amount of intelligence
>you will never eschew curse words completely and adopt a higher level of linguistic method of discourse
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But you are well on your way to becoming a massive faggot, so it's not all bad.
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>>34463699
Grew up in heavy catholic boardig school
I have never swore in my life
It just makes me look autistic and non threatening also
If you anything than a as asain/white girl its a hindrance
I could have insant plus 2 to fear stat(as a black man)
If I swore regularly but I don't
Now people see me as an easy target and try and take advantage of me
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>>34463776
Oh and my heathen "friends" always try
Ad push me into swearing.
I got straight up bullyied for 2 years and
The bullies excuse was
>"hur dur dur was trying to get him to swear."
These days I'll occasionally swear on anonymous image boards
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You guys aren't really into traps, are you?
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God damn that's a big dick
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No, its all ironic. Traps are gay
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>>34463726
kek dicklet spotted
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>I'm so glad to be spending Christmas Eve with you. Would you like some Christmas cake?It's very late and I told my parents I was at my friends house tonight. Nyaaaaa~ this sake is making me feel woozy...did you know that I've never kissed a boy senpai?
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>>34463685
>i've always wanted asian decorated cake ever since i played super mario 64, thanks...kiss me
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>>34463707
>ok kiss me senpai but I'm nervous nya
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>>34463685
its an ho-n-n hughnn or
>faint
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It doesn't get better. I was a complete "failure" and decided to improve myself. I turned my grades around, I worked for a few years, I went to a top 15 law school, I got a job as an attorney, I lost 50+ lbs and started playing sports, I dropped vidya...
I still can't get a girlfriend. I go out to events, mixers, happy hours, socials, bars, concerts, etc, I go up to girls and talk to them, but nothing ever works.
I'm giving up. My only motivation at this point is to carry on my family lineage, so I'm looking at surrogate mothers/mail order brides.
I don't know what else to do. I thought I was depressed before, but this is a new low. I thought I was attractive, athletic, made six figures, have a new car, etc but no one has any interest in me.
I was talking to a girl tonight at a Christian concert, she was sitting alone reading a book so I sat next to her and started up a convo, and we had a good chat, she was giggling a lot. We exchanged names and I thought we really hit it off.
Then on a song break a guy comes up and says hello and she got up and hugged him, and he asked if she wanted a drink and they left to go to the bar, she didn't even say goodbye to me. So that's it, fuck it, I'm done.
To top it off, I just got an ingrown toenail again. Hurts like a mother fucker.
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>missing out on a Christian girl
that's a bullet dodged, op. religious women are stupid as shit.
also post pic of yourself.
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>>34463711
No and no. Christian women are the best of the bunch (not saying much). And I'm not putting a pic up in this shithole.
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>>34463678
go for the surrogate shit famam