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>be 20
>Smoke weed every day for 6 months and in that time get a nice job, move out and start bettering myself
>Weed didn't magicly make me better, it's more about how it did not hinder me
>Past few weeks I've become extremely lazy and I've stopped waking up on time and I barely make it to work on time.

Should I stop smoking or do any other robots have advice on how to continue at least smoking a few times a week without fucking up.
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I smoke twice a week, on friday and saturday. I feel retarded the day after I smoke, so I give myself a 1 day buffer before work. I would never smoke if I had work the next day.
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>>34367937
you should realize that you feel like a pile of shit because work is draining the life force out of your body
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>>34367995
No it's not. I have a great job for a telecom company where I drive around and fix peoples phones and outside of that I set my own hours. There is a ton of room to grow and everyone is nice. I just dont want to indulge in weed if it will jeopardize that.

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What's the worst thing you've ever done, r9gay?
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Had sex with a girl who was telling me to stop during
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>>34367930
Prob posting trap threads to pill you little faggots
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>>34367930
"what cd"
you couldn't figure out what cd was next? good ol multiple cd installation games

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>girl asks you out
>accept
>they were doing it as a joke
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>girl ask me out
>say no
>everyone bullies me for being "gay"
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That's why you always reply "no thanks" nonchalantly. The odds of it not being a prank, especially if you're ugly, are so low that you will probably never be genuinely asked out in that manner.
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>someone calls me cute and/or pinches my moob or ass
>they were doing it as a joke

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+1 (310) 968-3561

I gave the woman half my salary when she was out of work on and off - for four years. Now I've found she's out to do anything for an extra buck. I came home last Thursday to find a strangers car in the driveway. Parking across the street i waited a few minutes only to find a chad coming out the front door and speeding away.
Help me let her know what she did wrong. I'm too robot to confront her in person.

+1 (310) 968-3561
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What's do boobs feel like, lads?
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How much money did you lend to her?
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>>34367990
Over the four years something like13,000 , not counting gifts of my own generosity. I'm totally beside myself

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if a drunk girl kisses me does that mean she likes me?

because shes a bitch to me when sober
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>>34367703
depends on how much of a bitch she is. who is that qt and do you have more pictures of her?
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This girl is very cute.
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>>34367703
It only means she wanted to kiss at that moment. Was feeling affectionate. Probably could've been anybody. You know when you're f*kn starving and eat some greasy disgusting Taco Bell? But it's sooo good while ur eating it? Then when ur not hungry anymore u feel like a disgusting pig and it looks so gross to u? That's her sober. Sorry.

>Tendies are unhealthy and unfilling

>'dines are disgusting and full of mercury

When will you all finally wake up and realize how great spam is? It only has six ingredients, can be eaten straight from the can or prepared any way you like.

It also vastly improves any existing dish that it is added to.
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Kippers my friend. And tineed salmon
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>>34367719

No, those are also loaded with mercury. Any fish is.

But spam does not have fish in it
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>>34367689
Truth. Spam and Ramen is grade a goodness

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Who /ALCOHOL/ here?
>tfw drunk on bottom shelf vodka
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>Bottom shelf vodka

I miss those days of youth back when I could handle that shit. Enjoy it while you can because in a few years the cheap shit will give you the worst hangovers imaginable.
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>>34367807
I'm 27. I don't drink often because I hate alcohol.
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Daily reminder Alcohol severely lowers test

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>be me
>in bio lab
>only one table left with one qt from my class last semester sitting at it
>as we're leaving say hey we were in class last semester smile
>she looks disgusted
>oh uh I don't remember you haha that's cool though
>immediately leaves
>two kids giggle behind me
>next week
>she squeezes a chair in to get away from my table
>it's just me in my group now
>sit there doing the experiment alone
>there's a group presentation in a few weeks that I'll be giving alone like a sperg

Someone please kill me please I hate this ;_;
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i can relate to your pain, i felt bad reading that OP. just present and don't act like you want her roastie approval.
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>>34367713
I desperately do though that's the sad thing. I just want to be loved
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>>34367756
you can find someone who's not stupid and rude though. rude people are garbage.

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Why is it so hard for people to just tell each other "I love you"
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It's not hard to just tell it, it's hard to tell it and actually mean it.
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Because when you love someone and find out they don't feel the same, it makes you want to fucking die
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love is an invention of the jewish entertainment industry

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any moonrune readers wanna translate this for me?
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>>34367610
>moonrune
sorehachuugokugo, oniichan.
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>>34367660
nanisore nechan?
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cmon plz weebs help me out

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Why do so many white girls fuck asian men?
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Just look at this: http://spankbang.com/d5z8/video/amwf+amateur
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As a gay man I would pound that asian boy desu
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they don't


vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

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Hey /b/ros I have run into a problem lately and I would love to get some advice over here. Basically I met this qt girl in a club and we made out. After that I got her fb and am now struggling to flirt via text. I am decent at keeping irl conversations but I am inexperienced in texting. Do you have some advice?
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You can either nut in her of kys
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>>34367595
She lives in a different city, I'm dependent on texting atm
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Just be yourself and don't be too thirsty. Don't play that game bullshit, it sucks when people do it to you. Just be cool and yourself. Good luck robot

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Did you take your estrogen today like a good girl?
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dysphoria is a placebo.

I would still trans if I could be cute, but i'll just have to settle with finding wierd guys on fetlife. The low dating pool hurts, but I can find lovely ones; hopefully this next relationship lasts.
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>>34367539
Cheska takes daily HRT
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>>34367539

No, I am waiting until tonight because I skipped breakfast and didn't wanna take it on an empty stomach and get a tummyache.

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I have to stop myself from buying tobacco and using it when all I feel like I want is the opposite.
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>>34367501
Nicotine addiction is a physiological disorder that deserves treatment. Seek professional help.
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>>34367780
professionals cost money that would kill like a huge selling point of quitting, which is saving money. I'm just going to try cold turkey again even though it's a fucking nightmare ordeal of withdraw, and bitch a lot while I do it.
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Just buy Allen Carr's Easy way to quit smoking (book). It was the reason I managed to quit

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Femanons, what's been bugging you lately?

Tell me those woes.
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i think im pregnant
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I havent talked to anyone in two years
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>tfw my boyfriends only have 6 inch dicks

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