Dude anon why did you leave the party early last night bruh? you could've met a girl and brought her home duudee. You have such a great personality I see no reason you aren't beating girls off with a bat. You just need to smile more. I mean look at me I smile all the time and I've never had a problem with girls
>>38529816
T-thanks chad, you're a real friend
>>38529816
Are real chads actually good people?
>>38530502
sometimes. when i was in high school, my one friend joined the football team and then we got to know a decent lot of chads. some of them were assholes, but a good half of them at least were helpful and friendly.
It's another episode of anon has a dream where he actually has friends, has fun and laughs with them then wakes up and the loneliness is more crushing than ever.
>>38529803
>Being this dependent on other people
>>38529803
This is why I drink myself to sleep. No dreams.
The past two nights I had similar violent dreams about the last day of school. The first one I was at a school I've never been at in real life and ended with me slicing Mr T's throat with a scalpel. Like the actual Mr T from The A Team. The second one was at the elementary school I went to and I knocked out a school-friend's tooth, even though I didn't meat him until middle school.
Would anyone actually complain if the government just started killing ugly, poor, and stupid people?
>>38529780
probably no except poor ugly and stupid people
which no one gives a shit about
If the poor went away, who would clean our buildings, serve us food, or rob our homes?
>>38529780
damn, i'd vote this law into existence
t. poorfag
>Yeah let me get that steak cooked well-done!
>>38529742
i prefer very well done,
Whoever eats their steak well done is a fucking pleb
Medium Rare-Medium masterrace for life
>>38529742
Rice looks like that when overcooked.
t. asian with a younger brother
I'm reading stuff on self-confidence in my attempt at being a normal person
Any advice / question ?
Advice, care not for being a normal person, take good care of yourself instead and cherish what you value most.
>>38529712
>38529712
get the chubby girls a chance, they're awesome and gonna glorify you if you're skinny
>>38529868
Yeah, I discovered that in high school
Unfortunately I didn't take advantage of this
Getting ready for the weekend edition
any you fags keep tropical fish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWHaG_uCvEA
>ha ha
ugh
Obese women are absolute masters at hiding their weight in dating website photos.
git gud
I need you people to not be dating fat girls so I can go after them
>>38529744
I don't want to assume that any woman that just shows her face from an angle is fat. But apparently it is 100% always the case.
As long as a girl can walk and blow me occasionally I don't give a fuck.
I'm lazy and stupid
I'm starting to get nostalgic for 00s internet, so feel free to post whatever you got based around those times. Get all reminiscent and what not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBhvPmXoPpU
thread theme
i remember me and my classmates playing flash games all day
>>38529661
:(
This comment and or reply is very original so please don't mute me
What has been your closest experience to death?
I've been stabbed in the back with an ice pick by cholos outside of a bar I was working at because I denied them entry for having face tattoos and baggy clothing. They waited for me after the bar closed and I only survived because I happened to turn around just as they (2 in total) were approaching me. I was outside chatting with my co-workers waiting for my ride. After a while they went inside while I stayed out. That's when they decided to make their move and stalked up behind me. Just as I turned around I immediately recognized their tatted faces but it they were already too close and one of them swung his arm in a hook motion and shanked my the middle of my lower back. Flight or fight kicked in so I ran like hell while banging on the glass windows of the bar and yelling for my fellow security and co-workers for help all while fidgeting for my pocket knife. They chased me for about 100 yards and by the time I got my knife and turned to face them my co-workers were already racing towards me and they booked it. I survived because I was wearing a pretty thick winter coat, had several layers on, and I suppose because I was fortunate enough to be a moving target. No doubt in my mind if I hadn't turned around I would have been stabbed several more times in vital areas and would probably be just another statistic. Even though I was still stabbed no organs were punctured and it was just a shallow hole in my back. Went to go get tenatus shot, was sore for about a week and healed.
Crashed my motorcycle once but it wasn't too serious, could have been, though. Closest was prob a diabetic seizure from being too low
tfw captcha told me to kill myself
One time my tank died during a raid and the boss started attacking me so I used a teleport and left my team to figure it out.
>>38529673
Lel, that fucking captcha
"Closest" I've been to death was a few years back when I was walking around after a storm with some people, and while I was talking to one of them I had my head turned, as soon as I turned back I realized I was about to walk into a wire hanging from a power line. Don't know if it was live or not, but I'm glad I paid attention and moved before I touched it.
>Anon, this is what you have in store for me? It's too small!
Shut the fuck up, whore. Sucking cock is the only thing that allows you to cope with the fact that your boyfriend murdered your son!
I once had a female roommate watch me masturbate. She constantly made fun of me for my small penis while I did it.
>>38529515
So we gonna funk or not bitchtits
This is a thread for those who are SKEET
>skilled
>knowledgeable
>expertise
>educated
>trained
>>38529482
> 4CHAN GOLD USER
Where's your since4pass then
>thread gets no replies
Really initiates synaptic travel to the brain
>>38529482
>skilled
>knowledgeable
>expertise
>educated
>trained
Don't forget about married as well.
>there are people here that are older than 25 and still haven't married
Sorry that your genes sucks, lol.
I don't know anybody who is 25 and married, is this an American meme?
>>38529490
It's the average age for marriage, since at that age you should have a house/apartment and a career.
>>38529528
I see you aren't living in the 2010s
>Have a huge crush on a female friend
>Never got to tell her how I feel
>She moves away and we lose touch
>Thanks to facebook we reconnect
>Find out she lives close to me.
>We start talking and it's clear she wants a sexual relationship
>Can't get over my robotness to go forward.
>>38529367
Just give her the D anon. You can go back if you dont enjoy it
>>38529367
>clear she wants a sexual relationship
She doesnt OP, it's all in your head.
>>38529747
Was it in my head when she took off her cloths in the bedroom? Also she is sort of married.
redpill me on chester
why did he do it?
He got diddled as a kid
>>38529349
I starting to think its literally the fact these people didn't have the shit beaten out of them as kids, Michael Jackson had the shit beaten out of him and never killed himself
>>38529364
Chester the molested doesn't have the same ring to it, though. I bet it traumatized him enough to diddle a kid himself, we just need to dig up that dirt on him.
ITT: individuals, fictional characters, or ideas/concepts that inspire you to become the best version of yourself.
I'll start off with LOW
I'll make it one day vegeta
>>38529336
I really don't see in what way ltg can be inspirational.
>>38529336
>I'll start off with LOW
TIER