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No, just ridiculed for not being virgins.

>>36881852
You guys gave me so much shit once that I cried, for saying I was a virgin because I'm saving myself for my first boyfriend. So yes.

>>36881852
Yes I make fun of other girl all the time for being a virgin.

>>36881850
You were born a dude that isnt attractive

>>36881850
You self identify as a nerd.

>>36881861
this

Also, you study film and pretend to be an actor.

>>36881828
>being this new
It doesn't work. It's never worked.

>>36881828
I met a girl on there who I'm really hitting it off with. We're really good friends now, might become more later (inb4 friendzone, this is how I usually do it) In the end I think its pretty random, just swipe till someone swipes back and go from there.

This is for attractive males and any females only. Save yourself time, money, and grief and move on.

This sounds rude and shitposty but she probably sees you as a manchild and almost has a big sister complex over you.

>>36881907
Where do you think you are? You have spoken the truth and need not censor it in any way.

>>36881821
>>she's really smart, funny, and thiccc
>a slut at the same time
>smart
Something's not right here

>>36881818
Who here is cyberbullying? How do you cyberbully on an anonymous imageboard? Just x the thread out.

>>36881818

If your normie ass had any idea who we are, you would realize how silly it is to chastise /r9k/ for any sort of online mischief and "bullying"

>treated like shit by everybody until 18
>find a way to have some fun causing chaos on the internet
>everybody who used to treat you like shit is butthurt, "wahhhh muh harassment, s-s-stop it"

welcome to the other side faggot, we've been here a long time

>>36881899

Having a rough upbringing isn't an excuse to bring others down. You shouldn't be wanting others to go through the same pain as you did.

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Personality. I've gotten a number of interviews for decent jobs but failed them all, meanwhile I'm stuck working the occasional wagecuck job and failing at that too

all wage work is slavery desu

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>>36881738
>Be me
>Get shitty temp data entry job after college, be autistic so I'm pretty good at it. Zone out to music, type away. More or less do the job of 3 chad/stacys since I never socialize / take 'break'
>Get laid off after 6 months because I eventually ran out of work to data entry - and gotta fire the temp, not stacys

>Highest recommendations from old place for being a good worker to agency, get me a full time gig at some shitty finance/accounting company
>Get bought out by fortune 500 financial bank - assimilate into their systems
>No one can figure shit out, herr durr being doing our old way for years
>Shits designed for morons. Figure out all the tricks and ways to troubleshoot errors while moron coworkers barely functional day to day
>Become the autistic wierdo who has all the answers, get promoted a few times.
>Stuck at $90k salary because i'm too autistic for VP, but whatever shits pretty chill. 9 years later no one still knows shit.

You need to get some help anon, go see your doctor for your own sake. You don't have to live like this. I wasted too many years in that state before I fixed myself up.

>>36881730

Your post really hit home for me.

>making an impact big enough that people remember your name

This is where you made your mistake

the always have the worst taste in gay furry porn too

you got fuckin trolled dude

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>>36881670
> downloading anything from the deep web

i bet you're already on a list at the FBI HQ. probably being monitored rn.

I know this feel entirely. I had a gf in highschool, same situation, broke up with her. Stone cold delivery, utterly crushed her, but it had to be done. The sex wass nice, sometimes, but having this walking problem attached to the vagina and expecting things of you really rumpled my johnsons.

>>36881856
God I feel like the shittiest fucking person for trying to plan my breakup. I really like her as a person, I just can't stand some things about her. I have to let her off easy. Take her out somewhere real nice before I let her down. I want to make her feel special but I just can't keep up with it myself.
I'm totally afraid she'll attempt to commit sudoku after I give her the bad news though.
Fuck I'm in a pickle.

>>36881950
fuck off this board first you normalfag piece of shit faggot

>>36881609

BTFO Emperotards, how will you ever recover?!?!

Nurgle is the one true chaos faction. Pleasure, destruction and empire are petty, transient things, but rot is eternal.

Take joy in your rebirth through decay, and submit to the eternal will of father nurgle!

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>>36881721
The dankest chaos god of them all.
Simply give in and stop fighting against entropy, which is unstoppable and unavoidable, and endless blessings from the great father of decay shall be yours.

>shitty music starts playing
>they're wearing socks
>camera guy starts talking

>>36881608
>"oh baby your so good so bootiful mmm such a nice ass ooohh yeah right there uhhghh so good"
jesus christ the guys need to shut the fuck up
so much good porn RUINED by this, a lot of brazzers

>>36881608
>TFW when you see the disinterest in the pornstar's eyes.

Tried it. Doesn't work unless you're Brad Pitt.
Didn't work for Brad Pitt either in retrospect.

Believe in yourself my friend. look in the mirror. That's you. The one and only captain of that ship. cruisin through this thing called life. You got this

>>36881763
No, I really don't "got this". I've never "got this" and, frankly, I don't want to now.

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I was raped by my boyfriend robot brother and it was the best sex I had. Now I'm question everything.

>>36881573
you were that close with your credits that one class affects your graduation date?

thats what you get for being a lazy shit i guess, unless you were trying to graduate early

>>36881573
Ask for more marks

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>>36881547
Do I win now?

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>>36881547

Not even a free space?

What a rigged game.

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>>36881575
Yes, you do. Stay pure my friend.

>>36881596
Chads need no free space me boi.

Anybody? I need ideas here, robots

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Here's a cap of one of our chats

>>36881531
I used to do this type of shit in highschool, waste of time, get her to send her lewds of her feet or tell her to heck off.