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>>35477905
>uncle anon
how old is she and how old am i in this fantasea?

>>35477905

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>A deal's a deal, anon!

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I've been told it's one of the "hotspots" for mid-life crisis-ers and wanna-be young hipster hobos, much like Equador.

Reason is, cost of living is cheap, visas are easy, and it has that exotic touch. Not sure how fun it would be, though. Language barrier might be an issue.

Food's probably good, though.

yea, you can trade stocks for a living there

I heard weed is really hard to come by there, so probably not.

>>35477831
why are you leaving? tell the story anon

>>35477831
w-where are you going anon?
we're n-not ready desu

>>35477831
I'll originally see you tomorrow, pal

13-14, no contest.

>>35477784
that's an interesting question, OP

but how will it make her want to fuck me?
why would I turn a bunch of women into adolescent/loli's if they're not going to fuck me?

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>>35477784

There was a whole anime about that, wasn't it? Where it made all women look like kids. So an angel had been sent back in time to prevent it

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bumpity bump bump one please

>>35477534

to the wife: why do girls go for the balls so much?

>>35477534

Give me ONE reason I shouldn't buy a shotgun and shoot myself in the fucking head.

I am very smart (valedictorian and some award whcih might get me doxxed), top 1 perent wealth, 6'4" and also very drunk and sad.

I wish my mummy aborted me every fucking day, I was an accident. It was reallyu stressful growing up and I cna'[t function in normie world now, but it is nioce haveing no stress after I left home.

tfw bjork will never feel the same way about you as you do about her

I'm sending that bitch a mail bomb right now!

How dare this roastie not like me back!

This sentence alone makes me anxious. I've had low self esteem for years and it increased for the better recently as I heard a girl had a massive crush on me.

Sorry for blogpost

Surinam toads are immensely creepy.

>>35477309
How old is she?
How did you cum while she was still peeing?

>>35477530
>How old is she?
20
yes, she pisses like a horse

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>I have a penis
>I was born a male

>>35477150
>not being a dog person
that makes you a pussy

>>35477150
>dog person
like a furry?

>>35477132
she came, didn't need your supple twink body to gt off on anymore

>>35477163
I am going to try and contact her again using a different snapchat account.

Give up.
You revealed your power level by saying wagie

>>35477118
Kill her
make it original

>>35477118
Tell her how perfect she is.

You won't.

what else would you say?

"hey I actually wanna fuck you so how bout u ditch that loser and come over to my place"

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we vote for him again.

>>35476817
The end is nigh to you fuckers. The white man will rise again

>>35476817

Obama fucked us over hard with his bail out. Everyone believed that the banks needed bail outs but really the banks and CEO's stuffed their pockets with free government money, paid for by our taxes.

>>35476681
thats a mongol man

>>35476681
Asians only like smart guys.

Smart guys don't post, or save, thumbnails

Asian fembot here. You can show me appreciation through your wallet

I find my old body and return this body to the original owner.

We develop an alliance to find a way to swap our bodies back.

Maybe slay an evil wizard or two.

Maybe stay friends after we finish the job.

Marry and have kids like all women should.

>>35476595

grope myself

because the second statement isn't true, most of those whores have had boyfriends and sex multiple times. if they don't now it's because they choose not to.

>>35476396
Tumblr SJWs are the female robots and the natual counterpart to this pack of nobodies

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>>35476396
I'm a no life loser that doesn't really want a gf until I sort myself out.

>>35476194

Virtually none. I was a dick before I found this site.

i think whatever stage you enter 4chan in you are forever stuck like a cryogenic sleep

for me i enteted as a kissless virgin and been one since

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i used to be a super positive thinking happy nice boy despite my life being shit, now im basically just dead inside and dont see the point of anything and hate everyone around me while also feeling sad all the time