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>>38705642
putrin sex object is the worst

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Cartoons may have corrupted me into a filthy furfag but at least I'm not a pedo.
Fate has been kind.

>scat
i understand some very specific parts of it psychologically that can be arousing but mostly it's just gross
>vomit
fuck no
>cucking
retarded
>findom
retarded
>gore/guro
true patricians
>pedo
2D only
>furry
don't get it at all

>>38705629
Conveniently, I need a male anus to relentlessly bully.
I have a vagina but I'm not girly.

>>38705717
Then fuck off you roastie bitch

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>>38705629

th fuck did i just read

>>38705611
This is the wrong board for this.

Every time I've experienced sleep paralysis I either had my head covered or if not I kept my eyes shut as hard as I could, so I've never seen shit because I don't want to, the loud noises are spooky enough

>>38705651
Kind of is kind of isn't cause if it is sleep paralysis caused by lack of sleep robots have the weirdest sleeping patterns

>>38705537
I'm early this time, nice.
A,
3 years ago I acted like a dick.
I wouldn't change my decision at all but I would still prefer to have remained friends with you after that.
last three years I've been socially isolated. The last time I was happy was that one year.
I even attempted suicide in March.
Sorry for being a dick
J

Dear A,

I wish things could go back to the way they were.

You and I had something quite meaningful, at least to me.

All those years, now suddenly meaningless. I'm sure you moved on, maybe you met someone else. Given that you haven't tried to contact me I presume that you have forgotten me.

What happened to you? Something in you changed. I'd say for me, it changed in late 2015. You used to be this sweet, caring person, but towards the end of our friendship, you turned into a bitter, selfish, empty person. You seem to care about nobody but yourself.

You threw away something which could have turned into something really quite special, so I hope it was worth it for you.

-J

M,
Look I'm sorry that I couldn't save up the money to live with you and H. I really am. It makes me wanna throw up how sorry I am. And I know you guys are probably mad, you have every reason to be, but I can't really help my financial situation. You guys are my best friends in the world and I don't wanna lose you over something like this. Just please understand that this makes me upset, too, and I'm not doing this because I want to. You can be mad, but please try not to be mad at me.
I'm sorry
K

>>38705504
Your grandfather's generation and every generation before the millennial generation can't handle bants. Fucking pussies can't handle bants to the point where he threw a FUCKING BIRD BATH at you.

your grandpa is 91 or older?
nice genes dude

as long as you keep blaming others for your own shortcomings, your life will never change. it's not r9ks fault you acted that way. it was an influence, but by your reasoning literally anything and everything can be something elses fault except your own. take some responsibility. and as long as you think people "owe" you anything, like r9k owes you reparation for what it seemingly did to you, enjoy your life of being a loser. this is your wake up call. now continue blaming the mongolian hieroglyph carpet weaving board for your life decisions. your words will be as empty as your future

>>38705458
Post proof then, faggot. This RPing bait tier green text proves nothing.

>>38705458
I've found both methods work, it just depends on the girl. In the past, when I was very beta, I used to shower girls in compliments and it worked on some of them and it's how I got my first gf. Now I'm older I'm way more stoic and less affectionate, more ballsy etc, and that has worked for me too.

>>38705475
Yeah post the nudes of a girl that she sent to me on snapchat (that i took a picture of on a different phone, so the fact i even still have them is a massive breach of trust) im seeing online (4chan no less) sounds like a fucking A1 idea you fucking imbecile

Can be some fun holdover until you meet, if you find the right girl for it.

Bully femboy pucci cute boi lewd lewd lewd meme girl (male)

my opinion? Outrageously hilarious and hot

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It's cringeworthy at best, fucking disgusting at worst. ERPfags are the cancer that kill every discord/gaybot thread. Kys stupid bimbos

>>38705374
I started doing an hour of reading every day

1. Yes
2. 2 minutes to a half a day

>>38705374
1. Yes
2. I haven't bitch

>>38705292
I don't know how much you can handle my friend, take it easy. It's too early to drink

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no
I just woke up so I irished up my coffee
natsuyasumi ga tanoshii dessssssuuuu ~

Why take a shot when you can chug the bottle?

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mine

r8 at least one when posting bros, preferably one that hasn't been r8'd before

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>>38705238
>>38705246
what a shit chart op, you know most people use ms paint right? Have my 3x3 and my favorite album because I don't feel like putting in effort dicking around with your chart.
https://youtu.be/XaJn3QqiIUc

>>38705280
you can easily fill this chart out with ms paint lmao and it's not even my chart, there have been several threads using this chart already

>>38705189
that you you must have a big dick
i bet you lack both

Welcome to women, anon. You're a jester unless you're 8/10.

Because you want to be her boyfriend. It's her job to make you laugh as well.

>>38705168
>2517
>economic boom of the old kingdom began
>wasting your time shitposting on a indus valley bathhouse

really illuminates your obelisks, doesn't it?

Kek, we need more of this.

>>38705168
Literal Egyptian here from the country of Egypt
Egypt is shit, you really dont want to larp as us

>he doesn't realize it's an act and they aren't actually "depressed" anon get with the times.

>>38705164
Because depression isn't always circumstantial, but a permanent mental illness, one that persists regardless of how "good you have it" or not.

I'm a male, but I can think of nothing that could change about me, my situation, or my life that would make me "happy." I'd love to be more attractive, taller, a NEET with NEETbux rolling in, but even if I had all of these it would be "eh" at best. I'd still (without medication) experience crippling self loathing every day. I'd still cry nearly every day. I'd still contemplate suicide often. And medication for depression, if it does "work", doesn't make you happy either. You'll still be depressed, but it will be bearable.

>>38705164
that is because all women live life on easy mode and depression for them (unlike men) is just another addition to their personality, not a crippling, potentially deadly illness. how hard is this to understand?

>>38705159
>but not east asian
Never met one then, though I also haven't met any East asians taller than me.

Not bothered. Why would that bother me? I don't spend my life comparing myself to other nationalities
And since I'm not a factory worker

>>38705159

literally never happened.

then again you may be surprised to discover that the term "white" is incredibly broad. most of my clan is godlike, but 99% of "whites" are not.

>>38705151
23 years of age, mate. Life has been rather unchanged for the past 7 years I'd say.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I just can't see myself being intimate and close with anyone and I'm absolutely opposed to having children.

>>38705129
I blame society
>barely get enough conversation between my own family
>I'm supposed to welcome an entire new group of people as the wife's family into my life
>have to be open and friendly and loving towards them or else they'll pull a girl back out from this crazy schizos life
>instead of being a family acquaintance they have to accept a stranger well into adulthood as their daughters husband
dumbass society