https://youtu.be/PSZxmZmBfnU
so does his one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgkxrlxoU30
What even is the point of going out nowadays
You already have a practically infinite amount of entertainment right in front of your eyes
>tfw you'll never meet Pinocchio
>tfw this cute, effeminate and kind version of Pinocchio will never be your waifu
>tfw I seriously mean I have a crush on Pinnochio
Doki-doki...
Does /r9k/ smoke weed? Why or why not?
>>38485721
No because it destroys your braincells and its illegal
>>38485721
yes and I'm considering getting a job to buy weed regularly. I'm tight with a dealer
I love watching customgrow420. I wish I had friends.
Hello /r9k/.
There is chat room for shut-ins, NEETs and introverts on the Matrix. Originally it's a part of /shut-in-network/ on /soc/ board (current thread: .../soc/thread/25420787), but you can call it a small colony for those who don't fit in the Discord's main chat for some reason like me.
All discussions are welcome, all alternative interests like religion, philosophy, politics etc. generally welcome due to its own obscurity of communication service. Share music, chill and just have a relaxing time.
Also, you can connect to another rooms through our server, though there are lot of /g/ topics. And you are absolutely free to create your own room even with encryption.
> Ok, how do I connect?
Get a client listed at https://matrix.to/#/#shut-in-network:banter.city
or just open https://totallysafe.website/#/room/#shut-in-network:banter.city in your browser.
You can set banter.city as the server to log into instead of matrix.org. Banter.city is open registration server specifically for anons
Just ask if you have any trouble, I'm willing to help you.
holy fuck someone is actually using Matrix
I'll join as soon as I can find an decent client
>inb4 never
>>38274262
You might want Riot or Weechat.
>promised nice normie friend from high school I'd hang out with him tomorrow
>would rather stay at home and be a lazy NEET
>going out side and having roasties, chads, and normies looking at me and judging me with their toxic minds
>no thanks
>me
>meet guy in my work
>he plays vidya too
>ask for his id
>add him
>afraid of send him a message
What should i even say
>>38485647
>Hey buddy wanna play some
There not so hard was it
>>38485647
"Hey, wanna play (insert game you both own)?"
It's really not that fucking hard. Get over your fears and grow up you pathetic fucking manchild. How the hell do you even have a job? You can't even invite someone to play a fucking video game.
>>38485647
"Hey I'm anon from work, wanna play x?"
Simple.
what is the most rare and op girl butt?obviously the most beautiful traits among women are rare and im almost positive ive checked out every butt possibility but im thinking there might be one or two out there i haven't seen yet.
pic is of decent skinny girl bubble butt. not the best imo but definitely a butt worth looking at.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4184986/Abby-Pollak-s-butt-photos-impressive.html
in link is a girl who had no butt and then she gained weight and had a huge butt of the athletic type that is lots of muscle and heart-shaped and beautiful under a skinny waistline. it seems like these butts are more rare and definitely turn a lot of heads because they have almost unnatural curves which end up being very aesthetically pleasing upon a closer look.
is there a previously unknown butt designed mysteriously in an underground human anatomy factory that has the most boner popping goodness of all?
no porn keep it classy san diego
Anon are you having a stroke
>>38274399
That or he's Japanese
I am not having a stroke man butt please enlighten me as to why you might think so?
Should I fuck Cassie brooks for the lols?
This. An Alfa Romeo Mito Quadrifoglio Verde (FWD 1.4-litre 168 hp six-speed manual gearbox, 39 mpg).
100% total waifu material.
>inb4 how does she snowdrift with a FE/FWD
>inb4 why
1. that's a giulietta not a mito
2. aoi drifts a fucking swift in that anime
>>38274403
*alto
>drifing in a fwd
What anime btw
What does horsecocks taste like robots?
>>38273377
horse, im assuming
Earthy and kinda salty.
hay and salt
>report a thread
>have to complete a fucking captcha
nibba why would i even bother, i ain't getting paid for this shit
>>38273360
>nibba
kys underage faggot
>>38273360
Neither is the guy you're reporting it to.
>>38273374
>does it for free
y tho
Do girls like looking at horse cocks? Femanons, what's your opinion on horse cock?
you already made this thread yesterday
>>38273345
fembot here
personally they're not much bigger than my boyfriends lol
How creative is /r9k/?
I have no creativity.
I don't know, okay!!!
I like to draw, but I feel as though I'm not creative at all. When I was a kid I would just draw mechs and dragons and flying castles and spaceships. Basically copying things from anime and video games.
Now that I'm older I just practice drawing from life. I don't draw fantasy stuff because I know how cliche and stupid it is, and I don't have imagination for anything else.
If Pepe the Facebook Frog held a dance party, I bet ALL of you would be invited!
>>38273185
But I don't have a Facebook.
If I got invited to any party, I'd have no need to be here.
>>38273195
That's ok, because this board is basically the Facebook outpost of 4chan.