>unironically using the word "nigga"
How do we stop the Jews? Why are they so evil?
As a straight edge cunt I must ask: am I missing anything ? Is alcohol really as good as normalfaggots and apparently you guys would imply? If I am,what is something good I can start off with? Been 22 years doing this and I got to thinking maybe one drink won't hurt.
Do you have a spirit animal, r9k?
/r9k/'s spirit animal is the capybara. This is not debatable.
>take a massive shit
>look at toilet paper
what do you do?
What kind of sports did /r9k/ grow up with?
Everyone incorrectly assumed I was a faggot in a speedo surrounded by other faggots in speedos. In reality, it was just a bunch of girls in tight one pieces. Basically, you'd stare at their ass and wait in line.
Went for four years, quit when I was twelve at blue belt. I've always been a heavy hitter.
You CANNOT be a robot if you played sports as a child.
My parents didn't push me to partake in any sports, and this is at least one of the reasons why I grew up to be an autistic kissless virgin.
I fucking wish I had played sports as a kid. But no one encouraged me to.
Fuck off normalfag.
My boyfriend and I want to start trying oral sex, but I'm too scared of doing it because I don't know how. He has a friend that's willing to help us out and she's asking me if it's okay for her to give him a blowjob in front of me or if I would prefer that she demonstrate on a dildo. If I say dildo that wold make me look insecure, but I say it's okay for her to blow him in front of me that would make me look like a cuck. What a conundrum!
Is this the average robot irl?
>Kaban and Serval
At least he has some good taste in anime
>be me 20 yrs old
>start watching bbc/sissy porn
>get into it
>start to feel shame and disgust
>anxious to the point of crying now
>(I was never into cuck/cuckold or literal gay porn)
>Are you still into immediately after jerking off op?
>If not then it's just your porn habits
Would you say the same thing to me after this story? :
>few days ago
>its night, smoking weed outside my window
>(people never really see me up there)
>see a black guy walking on the streets
>dont think or feel anything
>come up with the idea "lets focus on the black guy while at the same time thinking of bbc/sissy stuff
>knew i would probably feel bad about it afterwards, but dont give a shit cause i'm high.
>it turned me on
>not for long, but it turned me on
I could have always told myself "its just fantasy, its not applied in the real world" but after I did this I feel like I crossed a line. And I hate myself for it and feel disgusted about myself.
I have OCD btw. At least strongly think I do.
If someone can help me out here? pls. Maybe some people experienced similiar things and did you manage to solve it and not FEEL BAD about it?
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a matchstick exists as a matchstick and then it burns and is no longer a matchstick
we call it a matchstick because its purpose was to burn itself away
if the purpose of a man is to produce light do you suppose they die once they've done so
>tfw i look like dylann roof
>tfw the bowl haircut is now associated with mass shooters thanks to Dylan Klebold, Adam Lanza, Dylann Roof, and Randy Stair
>marrying my practice gf in a week
>still fap to tranny porn 3 times a day
I'm gonna lose everything, right?
marrying a 'practice' GF is a mistake. the tranny porn doesn't really matter in light of your pressing situation. I hope she's not too disgusting.
how old are you both? how long have you two been together? how many sexual partners did you have before her?
Amber Heard thread
Post your rare/fav Heards
>too miserable to masturbate
fuck this one hits too close to home
>select all vehicles
>select all street signs
>select all spice racks
>select all bridges
WHEN DOES IT STOP