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>>39411507
Sam, stop posting.

You literally cant or it would have happend already. They have an alien intelligence compared to the gentile nations i'm convinced.

>>39411556
This.

Jews are what white supremacists think they are with the foresight and cunning to keep quiet about it.

I've never tried it but I think you have to be an extravert normie to get anything out of it

It's all about being social and shit from the looks of it

>>39411443
It releases you inhibitions so you can feel the rain on your skin

>>39411443
As a straight edge I recommend you not to do it. It's all about willpower and you're letting it slide.

>>39411430
What the fuck is a spirit animal? some furry autism?

Yes, it's a tapeworm because tapeworms are disgusting parasites.

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>>39411430
/r9k/'s spirit animal is the capybara. This is not debatable.

>current year
>NOT wiping your ass with your hand
You are like little baby

>>39411401
If you bother to wipe your ass you're not a real robot

>>39411401
Replace the toilet paper roll, because I obviously didn't shit in public and always keep a stock of toilet paper near the toilet.

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You CANNOT be a robot if you played sports as a child.

My parents didn't push me to partake in any sports, and this is at least one of the reasons why I grew up to be an autistic kissless virgin.

I fucking wish I had played sports as a kid. But no one encouraged me to.

Fuck off normalfag.

My mom forcefully enrolled me in basketball and it was really a traumatic experience.

>>39411327
I did soccer for awhile, then swimming, then karate for half a year, and then stopped doing sports and also got fat.

>>39411287
The only real rule is don't use your teeth

>>39411287
tell him to fuck off because you're not his toy

>>39411351

But I want to give him oral sex. I just don't know how to give good head and I don't want to look at porn.

>tfw living in a 60% white neighborhood.
>tfw your car would be destroyed if "people" saw anime related stickers on your car.

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>>39411278
>Kaban and Serval
At least he has some good taste in anime

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I want that sticker as a patch.

>>39411196
Are you still into immediately after jerking off op? If not then it's just your porn habits

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>>39411238
>Are you still into immediately after jerking off op?

No.

>If not then it's just your porn habits

Would you say the same thing to me after this story? :

>few days ago
>its night, smoking weed outside my window
>(people never really see me up there)
>see a black guy walking on the streets
>dont think or feel anything
>come up with the idea "lets focus on the black guy while at the same time thinking of bbc/sissy stuff
>knew i would probably feel bad about it afterwards, but dont give a shit cause i'm high.
>start concentrating/focusing/thinking
>it turned me on
>not for long, but it turned me on

I could have always told myself "its just fantasy, its not applied in the real world" but after I did this I feel like I crossed a line. And I hate myself for it and feel disgusted about myself.

>>39411196
>>39411284
I have OCD btw. At least strongly think I do.

If someone can help me out here? pls. Maybe some people experienced similiar things and did you manage to solve it and not FEEL BAD about it?

Why would someone join a club full of people who'd just criticize everything I'd do

>>39411178
I'm interested but i dont need other people to say what i need to do with my life.

>>39411178
a matchstick exists as a matchstick and then it burns and is no longer a matchstick
we call it a matchstick because its purpose was to burn itself away
if the purpose of a man is to produce light do you suppose they die once they've done so

>>39411156
How do you have a shitty bowlcut in this day and age?

>>39411184
/fa/ unironically worships dylann roof

its not all bad, hes a qt according to most

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>tfw the bowl haircut is now associated with mass shooters thanks to Dylan Klebold, Adam Lanza, Dylann Roof, and Randy Stair

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YOU DONE RUINED EVERYTHING

marrying a 'practice' GF is a mistake. the tranny porn doesn't really matter in light of your pressing situation. I hope she's not too disgusting.

how old are you both? how long have you two been together? how many sexual partners did you have before her?

>>39411154
We are both virgins. I am 28 and she is 23. We have been together for 3 years and no other women have showed interest in me.

Turbo stacey gold digging whore

into the trash she goes

>>>/hr/
porridginal

>>39411107
Yes whore is right listen to her

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

>>39411054
im the opposite I masturbate over 5 times a day that I have no cum left in my balls

>watching porn
>"you will never experience any of this"
>boner dies
>turn it off

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>>39411162
fuck this one hits too close to home

>>39411019
i think they just want free labor

you could do it correct and it would keep telling you try again since it knows you'll do it

Settings -> Posting -> Legacy Captcha

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>>39411019
when you discover this

don't you think it depressurizes ego
everyone is anonymous and so are you

>>39410881
My baseless observation is that everybody on the interest boards believes that their taste is some sort of esoteric knowledge reserved for 4chan and its users. People here act egotistical and emotionally/intellectually insecure. That includes me.

It deflated mine.