Women don't owe you shit.
WOMEN DON'T OWE YOU SHIT.
>>36228553
And men don't owe women anything either.
No, and I don't owe roasties shit either.
>>36228580
>>36228622
Once again, "men" getting defensive because of their insecurities. Sad!
>tfw Chad is nice to you or calls you cute/pretty
>fall madly in love with him instantly
>ready to dedicate my entire life to pleasing him
>think about him constantly
>>36228542
This but replace "is nice to you or calls you cute/pretty" with "looks at you"
>>36228542
Are you a biological female
Originalo
>>36229910
yes, I have a vagina and womb
>stupid fucking faggot, get over here and suck me off, NOW.
what do?
>>36228490
Guess I don't have a choice, OP
Pull out my katana and slice off her penis
Then probably masturbate or something
>>36228490
Complement you for your nice taste in art and call you a faggot
Do you masturbate in public?
I did once, into the town's water supply reservoir. It was very loud at home, so I decided to go for a bike ride, and I ended up getting pretty horny. I ended stopping on the side of the road and finding a little secluded spot right next to the water. I didn't think about the implication of jizzing in the water supply until now, pretty radical.
>>36229108
But doesn't that mean you and your family are now drinking your own jizz?
>>36228475
i jerk it at work sometimes
On /pol/, I like to say the Second Amendment is antiquated and post Elsa Jean pictures.
>>36228471
I go on r9k and make up stories and get lots of (you)s
>click on random board
>click on random thread
>click on random post
>type "are you fucking retarded?"
>submit
>>36228471
I respond to bait with massive walls of text destroying its position, basically treating the guy who's pretending to be an idiot like he's an actual idiot and thereby humiliating him
>talk to a woman/girl/chick/female etc. for maybe half an hour while being witty and funny
>start subconsciously obsessing and daydreaming over her after basically one interaction
Why do I do this to myself?
misplaced emotions
>>36229854
Not op but pls explain further since this also happens to me.
It's what the Youth Culture (tm) call "thirst." If you're baking in the desert with no hope of rescue you'll cling to every drop of water like it was manna from heaven. Likewise, you're in a position where you probably don't get a lot of attention from women, so every opportunity that you do get is much more valuable, more precious to you, than it would be to Chad, who has women on tap, hot and cold, triple filtered and imported from Fiji. Understand this, and you will have taken the first step towards liberation from the menstruating jew.
Anyone else want to impregnate every thicc girl they see?
well no because I'm not black
>>36228415
I want to bite that ass.
>>36228415
No not really because they'll turn into motor scooter riding fat pigs.
>Implying any women wants me anyway.
What's the best sauce to use on tendies, /r9k/?
Szechuan of course.xD
>>36228378
>god tier
Buffalo
>feces tier
Everything else
I bought some korean bbq sauce from trader joe's and it's godly
What would it be like if it invested in education?
Is the lack of education why there are so many diverse genders?
>>36228350
To enrich private corporations and their shareholders.
>>36228350
our military power projection secures pathways for current and future economic interests and global stability
also, team america: world police
third, we're gay
>>36228350
(((Education))) itself is why there are so many diverse genders. They should never have gotten the foot in the door with free elementary school.
The saddest moment for humanity will be the end of the world, eventually it will burn up.
but its not that we all die. There will be space arks and only the top 0.4% will get to leave, the rich, the highly intelligent and important.
i know you nihilists don't care about others or yourselves that much but try to picture this. masses watching the ships leave knowing they are fucked, many trying to forcibly board, the american cityfolk going apeshit running around like monkeys, the masses crying and praying for god, screaming heard almost everywhere. But they all roast to death.
thats pretty fucked up.
>>36228270
The human race will be wiped out from earth well before its destruction
>>36228320
This
It will take a very long time befofe the Earth is physically destroyed or otherwise becomes inhospitable by the Sun.
Much, much longer than probability says humans will be wiped out from Earth, at least.
>>36228270
>implying that humanity will last long enough to build ships like you described
Humanity will wipe itself out sooner than you think. Few will survive, and things will be back to as they should be.
This man walks up to you and gives you this bouquet of flowers and tells you you're the most beautiful person he's ever seen.
How do you react?
>>36228264
I mean if nobody saw I'd probably let him blow me
>>36228264
thanks buddy. how about a blowjob to prove that you really like me
>>36228264
Ask him to marry a non attractive/ugly female.
T. Thanks mang, no homo
You guys know the drill
Tags: r9k r9komegle
>tfw no one goes on just chat
>>36228252
Who tf wants to just chat? Show your robot pride
>>36228597
Sorry I'm not a /soc/ attention whore. I actually wanted to talk to anons
>whats the matter anon I thought you liked me
>>36228194
>liking a prostitute
even robots have standards.
>>36228194
id rather stay a virgin for eternity
>>36228194
even a dog has a cleaner asshole than this whore
Give me a job you fucking Jews.
I'll get you a job if you live in CT.
You can't be afraid of heights doe
Get five years of experience first.
>>36228238
Not OP but I live in CT. What is it anon?
>she just got a boyfriend today
>she's single
>phone notifies me when she's made new male friends
>one day one of them will be a boyfriend
how do we stop this pain
>>36228361
Why would you do this to yourself?? Usually I'll just unfollow someone if I don't want to be reminded of them.
>>36228361
what the other guy said, just unfollow her. you're just torturing yourself nig