Have you seen the latest CWC interview?
>chris chan in high definition
Interview is cringe, not because of Chris, but it's obvious the person doing the Interview is doing it for the sole purpose of publicly shaming Chris for Reddit upvotes.
how about these people put effort into hunting down criminals instead of harassing someone who is mentally ill and had a bad upbringing?
>19 years old
>High school dropout
>Worked at McDonald's, Walmart, and a fishing company out of Dutch harbor
>No real skills outside of handyman work and physical labor
>Have bench warrants for unpaid tickets
>Can't pay them off, dead broke
>Put applications and resumes in everywhere
>Never hear anything back
Should I just kill myself? Would it do any good to turn myself in for the bench warrants being that I have no money to give the court?
I don't where to go from here or how to lift myself out of this hole.
I'm 19 too bro and I'm 3,000 dollars in debt. I can't pay it off either. Let's both make it through these struggles
$3000 is doable, since I paid off $1500 in less then a year. You have to work full time and be agressive in paying it off. So $3000/12 = $250 a month. You can pay $250 and save $250 every month and in one year be debt free and have $3000 saved up. It'll be a bit more complicated if there's interest, but you get the gist hopefully.
Women don't owe you shit.
WOMEN DON'T OWE YOU SHIT.
>tfw Chad is nice to you or calls you cute/pretty
>fall madly in love with him instantly
>ready to dedicate my entire life to pleasing him
>think about him constantly
>stupid fucking faggot, get over here and suck me off, NOW.
Guess I don't have a choice, OP
Do you masturbate in public?
I did once, into the town's water supply reservoir. It was very loud at home, so I decided to go for a bike ride, and I ended up getting pretty horny. I ended stopping on the side of the road and finding a little secluded spot right next to the water. I didn't think about the implication of jizzing in the water supply until now, pretty radical.
But doesn't that mean you and your family are now drinking your own jizz?
On /pol/, I like to say the Second Amendment is antiquated and post Elsa Jean pictures.
I go on r9k and make up stories and get lots of (you)s
>click on random board
>click on random thread
>click on random post
>type "are you fucking retarded?"
I respond to bait with massive walls of text destroying its position, basically treating the guy who's pretending to be an idiot like he's an actual idiot and thereby humiliating him
>talk to a woman/girl/chick/female etc. for maybe half an hour while being witty and funny
>start subconsciously obsessing and daydreaming over her after basically one interaction
Why do I do this to myself?
It's what the Youth Culture (tm) call "thirst." If you're baking in the desert with no hope of rescue you'll cling to every drop of water like it was manna from heaven. Likewise, you're in a position where you probably don't get a lot of attention from women, so every opportunity that you do get is much more valuable, more precious to you, than it would be to Chad, who has women on tap, hot and cold, triple filtered and imported from Fiji. Understand this, and you will have taken the first step towards liberation from the menstruating jew.
Anyone else want to impregnate every thicc girl they see?
What's the best sauce to use on tendies, /r9k/?
What would it be like if it invested in education?
Is the lack of education why there are so many diverse genders?
The saddest moment for humanity will be the end of the world, eventually it will burn up.
but its not that we all die. There will be space arks and only the top 0.4% will get to leave, the rich, the highly intelligent and important.
i know you nihilists don't care about others or yourselves that much but try to picture this. masses watching the ships leave knowing they are fucked, many trying to forcibly board, the american cityfolk going apeshit running around like monkeys, the masses crying and praying for god, screaming heard almost everywhere. But they all roast to death.
thats pretty fucked up.
It will take a very long time befofe the Earth is physically destroyed or otherwise becomes inhospitable by the Sun.
Much, much longer than probability says humans will be wiped out from Earth, at least.
>implying that humanity will last long enough to build ships like you described
Humanity will wipe itself out sooner than you think. Few will survive, and things will be back to as they should be.
This man walks up to you and gives you this bouquet of flowers and tells you you're the most beautiful person he's ever seen.
How do you react?
You guys know the drill
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>whats the matter anon I thought you liked me