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I'm taking you to a meet my punch you rancid whore fuck you

>>35636728
I'm taking those sweet tits home bby

I'm taking you to the park so we can beat up this faggot >>35636745

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>>35636716
But are you open assed?

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>normies say this all the time
>pick scabs off my scalp and eat them in public
>"what the fuck anon, that's disgusting!!!"

more like open legged

Yeah she's totally gonna look at an opened tampon that's got some weird liquid on it and stuff it in there

>>35636901
she uses poverty tampons that don't have individual wrappers

and the liquid is clear and dries

>>35636952
Well that sounds nasty and unsanitary

What other hijinks have you got up to with your liquid then? Sounds expensive tbqh

THERE lS NO GOD

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>he still hasn't given me a qt gf
He has a strange way of showing it.

>>35636696
he is real if you believe in him

what are the mega links?

>>35636692
cracked SUPERHOT gmae

>>35636711
dwamn wasted dubless

>>35636678

Only if she is extremely good looking or a mulatto.

Mulattos are sexy af.

>>35636678
I'm not a hypocrite, so no.

But racemixing is degenerate.

>tfw no qt white gf

>>35636639
see the silver lining: it was never going to actually work, now you just put an end to it

>>35636639
Proof or it didn't happen

This comment isn't original

>>35636672
It was over Snapchat and I didn't save the convo, so it's lost to the timeless void

If there was a button you can press which made you instantly disappear, without any pain or consequences, a lot more people would opt for it.

I am afraid of failing and making things objectively worse for me. I am also afraid of the pain.

I've thought about it from time to time, but I've still got hope. But if I was to run out of hope for the future I don't think I would even hesitate

>TFW these threads used to have 200+ replies before
>TFW due to the normalcancer swarming this place nobody is left to whom I can relate to here

When did this shit happen?

Die Soforteinladung ist ungueltig oder abgelaufen.

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>>35636602
I wouldn't. That would be all torture for me.

>>35636602
>would you do it?
No of course not, fuck off

>>35636610
>>35636612

why not anons? don't you want the companionship?

nice desk

nice and simple

I wouldn't be surprised is those socks and shirts became a (((trend)))

>>35636529
th-thanks.. I just haven't been able to make it messy yet

>>35636446
just bee urself dude. i used to hate women like you but after i just talk to some girls they love me. i fuck at least 5 different chicks a week :) its easy, im leaving here soon because im now a chad :D

>>35636446
you're still young

you wont be pissed at your gf because you'll love her a lot and she wouldn't be your gf if she didn't want to make you happy

>>35636492
Idk man only a decade left before wizardhood, I'm not feeling too optimistic

>>35636444
shit gets annoying

people ALWAYS want what they cant have

>tfw no crazy gf xDD T_____T
when you have crazy gf and get cucked an cheated on and manipulated you won't want crazy gf anything
>tfw no shy insecure gf :(((((((
when you have to validate a person constantly in order to fuel their vulnerable narcissism you get tired as fuck
>TFW NO WATER
when you're thirsty as fuck guess what

the cycle never ends friends

>>35636520
>when you have to validate a person constantly in order to fuel their vulnerable narcissism you get tired as fuck

?

>>35636520
>tfw no low self esteem gf to reassure and make her get super clingy and attached to you

Please someone be that gf. I like clingyness.

>>35636400
I have big ears that have been pushed outward from years of glasses wearing. Woman often never ever approach me asking to touch, or stroke them. In fact, just today no woman ever casually approached me and starting playing with my ears.

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>>35636413

BIG EARS NEED TO LEAVE THIS BOARD

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>>35636413
FUCKING BIG EAR NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT

Get my first girlfriend at 17, moved in with her at 18, married her at 23, now I am 25. I'm going to be studying till 27, have children at roughly the same time and the just see what happens along the line. I still want to get a hunter's licence and a boat licence.

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>plans for rest of the year

>keep saving money
>stop living so much in the future
>make more money
>have an amateur kickboxing fight
>get to 20k followers on my clothing lines instagram
>smoke more weed
>bench 250
>fuck more women

This is it robots I'm gonna make it.

I felt bad for missing out on teenaged relationships and love. But then I got my first GF at the age of 27 and I don't even think about it any more. I caught up on everything with her and she's just lovely.

It didn't "fix" me and I still want to die. But at least that problem is gone.