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I used to drink four times a week on average. This went on for almost a year until a month ago.

At first being sober was like being in a daze. At this point I'm sort of used to it. I also smoked a lot of weed back then, haven't done it last month either.

Now I just wanna get wasted. Fuck being sober. Taking a break was worth it but now it's over.

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i like how steel reserve upgraded their 40 oz to 42 oz

>>37139261
I don't know how you stand beer. I hate it horribly. I guess I never really acquired the taste.

>>37139118
You're pretty mean dude, cool your jets alright?

>>37139132
>Doesn't know of this slander that is spread about me
I guess I can't be surprised his threads are filtered by everyone now

>>37139205
What slander, you dumbo head?

>>37138853
What an ugly pair of filth. Those should most definitely have their horse sized genitals cut off, and stuck into their own throats to be swallowed, deep. And it will be done, if the god(desse)s are merciful.

i like the message on that sign but i'm triggered by the lack of punctuation

*record scratch*

You're probably wondering how I ended up in this position...

>>37138738
you and me, we used to be together

>>37138754
good track to get redpilled up

>>37138738
it's an exaggeration
but still true

I'm watching Lebron go God Mode on the Celtics drinking a beer. Life is okay.

>>37138759
Glad you're also having a good night. Never became a fan of basketball desu.

Been online most of the day, didnt do much outside as both my lips are swollen from one being split

doubt that ever happens

it's the most pure sexual between
a curious girl and her respectful
horse friend which can't abuse her
it can only fuck out of horny and
sex with her to calm down again

>>37138641
seems very dangerous

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Another photo for reference

I was going to say you look like a drug addict, but you just look impoverished, like you're from a Bulgarian village and the water has been out for the last week.

I don't think you're bad looking, but your lips being small and pursed makes you look off. Get a little more tan and big, and you'll be okay.

>>37138584
You look like you would die if someone shook you by the neck

>>37138483
>women have it worse.
kek, no.

The point is to find a man when you still look 20. If you need to still be attracting men at 50, you have other problems in your life.

>400 replies with 130 images ommited

>>37138479
Keep getting in fights until its so common you no longer fear it.

>>37138503
>le exposure therapy

so i should take a fight class like i took a speech class and waste my time and money?

>>37138479
I was like you before my greatest fears were death, getting beaten up, being homeless, getting an STD, going to jail, and people having a bad opinion about me.

So basically I watched someone die, then got homeless and into street fights with strangers, then I fucked a girl who had AIDS without a condom, got arrested and spend a few hours in a dirty cell.

Well now I'm not living in fear anymore but I realize that the fact that I prefered drfting away doing all this shit over fixing my life proves that I'm in fact still a bitch.

>>37138393
I masturbated using an avocado on several occasions.

>>37138393
I'm not a femanon but I masturbated with a hairbrush once. It wouldn't fit though

Masturbating makes me feel like a sick whore so I just don't do it

>>37138268
>just curious
I bet your ass is already painted black you faggot

>>37138301
n-no i was just asking for a friend i swear

Dumb sissy faggot white effeminate cunt.

No he was a crazy normie, perhabs even chad. Grandmother told me stories and confirmed it. She lived at that time in germany and has even seen him at some events.

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>>37138046
>>37138400

Hitler wasn't a robot or a normie.

>>37138400
>dubs
nice.

>>37138046
>almost definitely had sex at some point in his life
Ew no

yeah, it's called alpha testosterone


it's called being a leader! gayass

Dominance doesn't equal violence you fucking reetard

Are all subs pussies ? Is it even possible for a sub to be a worthwhile person ? I doubt that someone who has a sexual desire for submission could ever possibly be a useful person. They also seem to lack any sort of initiative or self confidence.

>>37137841
>Is R9K armed?

Nah

>Do you support gun ownership?

To some degree, sure.

>Do Eurobots wish they had access to weapons like the U.S?

I'm Canadian, but haha no not like in the USA. That's just silly.

Not armed. I lean more towards people having the rights to own whatever gun they want. I just don't trust most idiots to not do anything dumb with a gun, the same way I don't trust most people in cars.

>Is R9K armed?
yes, got a SIG 550, SIG Sauer P226 and a Mosquito for plinking. (swissfag + /k/ommando here)

>Do you support gun ownership?
Yes I do, but not the way lolbertarian want it.

>Do Eurobots wish they had access to weapons like the U.S?
There are some european countries that have less stricter gun laws than certain U.S states.

Won't post my funs because too lazy to remove .exif data.

>>37137730
let it go. She will forget about it.

also, practice with ugly girls. Thats all their purpose in this life

>>37137730
Should have done it in person faggit

>>37137730
Take lots of blood thinners and slit your wrists. You will die really fast. Your body will start spurting blood like a woman having back to back to back orgasms.