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>>34030476
I know that feeling...

The exact same thing happened to me.

Are we related anon?

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>the "funny friend"

Is this the destiny of all robots? I keep seeing this around here and I'm in that situation currently but I don't ever see people evolving past that point. I wish I could figure out conversation past humor

>>34030476
>That titty animation
GUNBUSTER IS GOAT

>>34030454
With the age of consent I don't think that's really possible unless in certain countries nowadays, anon.

>>34030454
A wack bitch

>>34030536
No one would have to know. I could have posed as his adopted daughter in public and transformed into his plaything behind closed doors.

hope you're using finasteride too or all that money you're spending on minox is going down the drain.

>>34030799

I disagree completely. I used minox for years w/o finasteride and my results were very good.

I did combine it with Nizoral shampoo.

The risk of ejaculatory anhedonia from fin is a risk I will never take.

>>34030819

btw I would still use it now except I am broke.

He's ugly as fuck

>>34030478
no, he's ugly as an egg

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He's been lifting and has better skin than me. Fairly aesthetic. Can't watch stream tonight reeeeee

Do you have a car? Uber driver could work if you live in a large city.

I've been working as one for around 4 months already and like it. I can just take my car and roam the city at night. Human interaction is really minimal, you don't talk much besides hello/goodbye

>>34030323
how much do you make per week? after expenses and shit

does stacy get rowdy with you when youre driving her and her drunk slut friends at night

>>34030359
Around $800 a week, working 25~ hours, mostly at night.

The thing about stacies is that if you're unattractive you're invisible to them, I'm just like part of the car. They don't talk to you besides the obligatory hello/goodbye.

I'd say 90% of people don't talk at all, the rest is just some vague shit like "how long have you been/do you like driving for uber?" or talk about the weather/traffic etc.

So far I've had only 2 actual conversations with passengers.

Die John, die. Die for our gf's.

>>34030225
So close, anon. Better luck next time

>>34030225
Fuck that was close anon, you almost killed johnny

It took me a while to realize it has to be whole.

And you shouldn't be drinking enough milk to have to cut down to 1%. Skim is actually filtered and then has powdered milk added, never ever drink it.

I am not trying to turn this thread into a whole shitfest but this is just my advice.

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>tfw mixed my poopy with white milk and mommy didnt know the difference

Who /mischievous/ here?

Holy fuck I love chocolate milk
Nesquik chocolate milk is one of the most wonderful things in this world

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>tfw have to take a mean shit but someone is stuck in the bathroom

I used to do that a lot. I held my poo because it felt good, and ended up shitting my pants

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>tfw you get a semi from taking a shit

>>34030028
Every single word that comes from their mouth.

>>34030028
Any idubbbz or Filthy Frank quote.
"I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION xDDDD"

>okay, let's take silly photo next!

>>34030027
https://youtu.be/QRqKVo8oUn4
https://youtu.be/vqc2uOunPdA
Putting these two songs together hurts
>A young boy realized he's a burden on his family that doesn't understand him and leaves
>Before he leaves, his brother tells him he'll be eating for him to come back
>His brother, the only person who ever cared for or valued him misses him dearly
>The kid comes back, but only to find shame and no change in his families feelings towards him
>The brother stays in his home town forever, never leaving so the kid is never alone when he visits

Im feeling alright. As always wish I had gf. Thinking about just signing up for a dating site. Also I moved dorm buildings to get a single dorm to get away from my chad roommate. I don't have to live with chad anymore, but this room is older and less soundproof, and Chad and Stacy are always in the hall talking. I have only been here for three days but for the entire time they have been in the fucking hall talking. Stacy is a loud cunt and Chads voice reverberates through the hall. Better than living with one but I just want some fucking peace.

What does it mean when a girl calls you an asshole then changes the subject shortly after.

Glad to see you're still encouraging this. I'm gonna give you a bump OP.

>>34030089
Thanks my dude

I hope someday we'll have a board for cyborgs, robots, and neets alike.

Is this so normies can have r9k back?

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It depends on the girl. I have two friends with huge breasts. She enjoys flaunting them, and gets a kick out of seeing how many people she can give boners by wearing provocative clothes like form-fitting shirts and skintight leggings. She'll do things like kiss her male friends on the cheek a few times in a row just to fluster them, or hug them from behind to press her boobs against their back and then go "You aren't getting any dirty thoughts, are you?"

The other hates her boobs. She wears as baggy of clothes as possible and is actually saving up for a breast reduction this year.

>>34030077
Have you ever sucked on their nipples?

>>34030077
Hmm, poor girl in the baggy clothes. I feel sorry for her.

I know this feel well my friend

>tfw they signed you up for sports and you hated it and tried to quit at every opportunity

>>34029938
Did they try? Or did they just say that to you and when you said no they just gave up. Maybe tell you the same thing another day but never actually push you on it.

>>34029971
Maybe we just weren't mature enough to handle it, I don't know I just wish I had given it a shot.

>>34030006
Didn't help that they homeschooled me k-12 but I think they tried, especially with the vidya. Sometimes I wonder if I had gone to public school of things would have been different.

>>34029914
You sound like an idiot

your hatred of "trannies" is the result of self-hate
once you learn to love yourself you will gain pride and solidarity

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>>34029991
I don't hate trannies because they're trannies
I hate trannies because of the baby hugbox movement they've created. I'm truly ashamed.

>>34030016
No, you hate trannies because you dislike yourself, it's a symbiotic relationship of negative feelings

You will see that once you begin to accept and like yourself more you will not be able to harbor as much negative feelings towards other trans people, as well as this "baby hugbox movement" which you've effectively conjured in your mind

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>>34029884
I think I know what discord you're talking about. Sorry for being such an useless admin.

pretty much all the 4chan discords are weebs spamming trap pics and /pol/ memes

you're not missing much

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>>34029919

It's not any discord in particular but it's a phenomenon that's gotten progressively worse over the years.