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>>39232382
Kneecap her anon

>>39232382
Man just fuck'er right in the pussy.

why aren't you letting her suck your dick, anon? don't be so mean.

Learn from this, this is the true nature of women. Better you found out now then 10 years from now when your married, and you kill yourself or her.

From the way she speaks, it sounds like you should have known she was the type of girl to do this.

>>39232248
>shag

Tf is this, an Austin Powers movie? Smdh

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>you come across another survivor
>it's Chad, barely clinging onto life
>your crush decides to share some of your scarce water
>after saving his life he joins you on your travels
>wake up in the middle of the night to waste-Chad fucking your crush

War... war never changes

>>39232143
>he fantasized about starting a band with his oneitis and running away somewhere far

>>39232143
>he fantasized about aliens invading earth while he and his crush are in the same class
>and of course just him gets the idea to be the hero and save himself and his crush
>while he saves them both, they are transported to the airship and all other Humans on that transportship get killed
>they both steal the guns from the aliens and take control of the ship
>so it's now him and his crush trying to survive in space and going on multiple space adventures together

Evolution isnt always about only creating strengths, there are weaknesses to cull the weak. Sure accidents happen but are pretty necessary in population control.

Look what happened when man learned to manipulate and circumvent evolutions attempts.

We are now 7 billion "strong" and all the terrible shit that comes with it.

>>39231894
>criminals cutting good people throats is good for the gene pool?
is everything ok, tardie?

>>39231818
>he thinks evolution has any purpose or meaning behind its process
lol. Did you take high school biology?

might be hard to answer you without internet

>>39231748
Lots of former communist countries still have commieblock left over. Those guys have internet now. Ive even seen a couple commieblock posters before

I live in one. If your neighbors aren't bydlo fags it's alright. Speaking on teamspeak/cs go at night might piss off the granny living below you though.

>>39231573
Its at least worth a try. Worst thing that could happen is shes taking another seat.

>>39231606
You're right anon I've got nothing to lose

>>39231658
And she probably wouldnt notice what you did. If you walk straight to a girl and ask her out she could destroy all hope just by a brief look. But if she just doesnt mind and sits somewhere else you can still plan other approaces if youre not that confident

>>39231516
>Why would anyone prefer the harshness of real life?
Not being exposed to anime and video games does that to you.

>>39231539
I pity those people

>>39231516
>Why would anyone prefer the harshness of real life?
Probably because it could lead to a better life. Too bad I either fuck up or get fucked every single time.

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Please don't remind me about this shit OP. I almost cry whenever I remember that 2012-14 lean will never come back

>>39231479
Let's mourn together friend. Please I need this :(
What were your fav. songs?

>>39231414
I like his song Crystal City, anon...

I've never had a Facebook account.

l've never had a Facebook account.

I've never had a FB account.

No chance here no fucking chance, normies and their failed normies cock suckers are gonna LASH OUT at you because you're not posting of how much you want to settle with a gf you don't even like, they are simply FUROIOUS waiting for you to say you don't need a gf that they're gonna lash out and call you a "virgin", go to wizardchan and abandon this shithole, they've taken it, normies and their huge population of failed normies slaves

>>39231173
i cut all interaction with people and never got close to anybody
my pets made me feel loved and appreciated, therefore i didn't need friends nor a gf..
my classmates started needing me by time since all i do is studying;so i'm good at some shit...
i never feel lonely

>>39231220
i'm a brainlet though..

brb gotta let the aboriginals swim in the pool (i gotta take a shit)

>tfw no cute r9k bf to cuddle you while you trashpost at 2 am

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also here people say wierd stuff like "hey man get the jim" to mean literally anything

>>39231092
"Hey man, you want some meth?" = Would you like to consume methamphetamines with me.

Gotta love the Midwest baby

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Exact situation as op.

>>39231082
It's a great way to cause permanent nerve damage. Jelqing works by creating scar tissue.

>>39231069
Feels like Freud was right all along.

>>39231069
>2017
>he wants to fuck his own mom
Fuck OP get it together, just let your Dad fuck you or something.

>>39231069
>That you never ended up becoming a Chad?
I'm 177cm with 14cm penis. If anything, it's mom's fault that im not a chad

>>39230937

Alienation from wider society with all the baggage brought from it.

>>39230937
Fits me pretty good

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>tfw have all of these but i'm extremely narcissistic at the same time