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Does watching videos about fixing trains make me autistic or just a normal German?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_gqoZFZmvs

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Baseball bats work. They can find their ways into any way of your life, take the stairs for instance. When you're moving down them you have to look out for other people so stick to the right. It's like a car but what God gave us.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13192466

If you pick Other post why.

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I am going to use again robots, after 2.5 months of being clean, I'll be back to crying alone in my room after work everyday drinking, smoking weed and using other shit nonstop.

I feel sad, I don't know what to do or what to make. Normal life is boring. I'd like a family of my own but I genuinely hate women and society.

At 23 all my salary will go to drugs and alcohol, all of it, my only fixed expense is rent. My company pays my meals everyday, so I don't have to worry that much about food because depression takes away my appetite.

Already went to rehab, already spent 5 days in a psych ward for psychosis, already went through ER twice because of suicide attempts (all alone, crying the whole way out).

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Anyone of you lads have any experience with temp jobs? I recently started with a agency because I wasn't having much luck with application. It's an apartment groundskeeper position.
However on my first assignment I got along well with the main guy in charge, helped that we're both spics born in the same city, and he asked me if I wanted to work full-time there after going there for about four days. It's pretty decent pay too the only downside is that I would be outside all day in the hot Texas sun.
Can I just apply with them or do I have to do shit with the agency?

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Can someone explain the story of Evangelion to me?

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>be me
>22 year old virgin
>finished high school, went to community college for a year then dropped out because didn't know what I wanted to do
>get a job and move out of my parents house into city for cheaper rent
>no friends, very little social interaction, just stay in my room playing vidya and browsing 4chan till I fall asleep.
>haven't really "talked" to a girl since high school
>happen to run into qt 3.14 9.5/10 redhead I knew from high school
>we catch up and she's interning for the summer at an aquarium or some shit in the city
>says she needs a place to stay until she can find apartment of her own, asks to stay at my place
>that night we are drinking and watching some bullshit on tv
>she starts talking about how all the chads she was with in high school treated her like shit and cheated with other women
>now she has been single for years because she doesn't trust men anymore
>asks me if I'm seeing anyone
>make up some bullshit about how I've been in a few relationships here and there since high school so she doesn't think I'm weird but she sees right through it
>"you're a virgin, aren't you anon?"
>"y-yeah"
>by now we are both pretty drunk
>she starts licking my ear, we make out and eventually fuck
>last longer than I expected, she cums multiple times
>feelsgood.jpeg
>"anon you were amazing, I almost can't believe you were a virgin?"
>"I've been practicing"

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I have such high standards for women to the point where I basically only like the 2d ones, what do I do?
Should I just wait for the VR revolution to be happy?

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Have you ever scared normies before? I did today
>go to public park that's right joined together with an elementary school
>I start climbing on top of stuff as usual
>manage to get on roof of school, picrelated
>see normie couple in my vicinity playing at playground with their kids
>I stare at them because nohumancontactinmonths.jpg
>get down and see normie couple walking back to their car, woman walks by me and says "it's not a good idea to climb roof" while giving me strange cunty look
>they sit in their car for a long time while I sit on playground
>decide to go further in and their car happens to be in the path
>they roll window up + start engine as I walk by even though I have my phone out and am half staring at the screen
>engine stops when it's clear im not about to chimp out on them
fucking normies i wish they'd all die. btw can i get in trouble for pic related? it's the roof of an elementary school which is out for the summer

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I am the most witty wannabe MC this side of autism city
Most of my rhymes are shitty, I can't even spit
I got a speech impediment, Which is detriment-al
to my ability as an MC
Yo I represent for the autists and kids that watch anime
My favorite touhou is sonichu, he my waifu
I am strictly not trained in gorilla warfare or kung-fu
Step to me if ya dare, my styles aspergerlicious
and I'm vicious, yo check the viscosity
of my ejaculatory liquids, shit's sticky
I generally only fap to tentacle hentai
K-On girls call me senpai
Wanna battle me? Game on.
Just don't expect me to be anywhere but home
I'm antisocially inclined. Real life girls? I get denied
Trust me, I tried. I will never ever get a nice wife
But fuck that, Anime is life
Watching girls from my computer screen doing cute things
Though sometimes the loneliness creeps up, it stings
Momma says "wash yo ass, it stinks"
Bitch, I got priorities, I am doing more important things
While you were sluttin it up in sororities, I was only
dreaming of bashing minorities hiding behind anonymity
Yes, despite my fat ass I'm quite dashing
Just don't expect me to be into gay shit like fashion
Normies? I reee and bash 'em, manlets I squash 'em
Drive sluts over in my land rover and film it with the dash cam
Watch it late at night and commence masturbation
Ben-Gay on my balls, quite the sensation

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>see job posting online.
>the requirement is to solve a test that has you decipher a 3,000 character text.
>I solve it after a week of spending every waking moment coding

>they send me an automated rejection
>no one talked to me to explain why

Are you fucking kidding me. Even software is becoming a meme?

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White boys can't compete with the new alpha male - the Asian. Look at these white girls... they are absolutely enjoying being with Asian guys. You, a white male doesn't seem to appeal to any girl of any race. It must be depressing knowing the white male is now the video game loving, unappealing type of male. I guess you better go play some more video games and block those thoughts out.

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Mega Millions is at $127 million dollars right now

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If there's one thing you have to learn from 4chan, let it be this: however cheap it may be, don't buy a used dildo

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I GOT THE BUG OUT OF MY EAR!