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>>36391514
I knew a guy who really hated that image

he got mad if he saw it

>>36391514
YOU INFECTED >>>/b/ AND NOW YOU'LL INFECT US

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>36391514
Why would a banana need teeth
That is not a real banana

Not a virgin and walk similar to this

I like infographics like this, have another one?

>>36391486
I'm not even a guy and I walk like this.

>record 8 albums
what styles do you work with?

>>36391483
Sounds like a good plan.
You have an artist name yet? Ill support you even if your music is shit.

>>36391732
I have released a few things before but I want to start a fresh and I need a new name

Not according to that bingo. Got like 2-3 things.

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>>36391456
A lot of people here would probably call me a normie

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Guess i'm not welcome here...

>>36391433

Falling up, into the night sky

>>36391433
being remembered when i die
dont know why but i want to be completely forgotten when i die and have molded my life around that

>>36391433
Everytime I go near the crows I have that irrational fear that they'll start to attack me and scratch my face and eyes and hair

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>>36391403
>losers
how did you know?

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The threads used to get a lot more traffic when you didn't have to fill out a fucking dossier about yourself. Never should have evolved beyond this

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here's this I guess

>>36391733
yeah, before the charts were your whole being the threads were a lot better

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Jesus christ you look like a fat creeper, poor ol' lady

>>36391365
Rape one of them. If you do it I'll go rape a woman and then get in a shootout with the cops. Let's get this beta uprising fucking rolling!

>>36391365
Just sit next to them and fall asleep on them. Happens all the time on trains.

this shit is spreading around like cancer, even trap threads are better

>>36391338
>>IS THERE A WORSE FUCKING MEME
*braaap*

>>36391407
>even trap threads are better

Kill yourself

>>36391306
It's not as easy as you think. Guys hit on me a lot, but no girl has ever liked me in my entire life and I'll probably end up being a crazy cat lady.

t. lesbian

Lesbian sex is pretty awful, better be a good girl and serve the cock

>>36391306
I'm not a lesbian, but I am bisexual and I can tell you there's very few gay women that aren't abusive dykes. I feel bad for normal lesbians, the dating pool for them is so small and it's hard to find a good partner

>>36391304
Nigga you 6 feet under and you ain't ever gettin yo damn nuggets, fuck you bitch.

>>36391304
No more nuggets for this wasteful mongoloid

DIAGON ALLEY

1. i dont want HIV
2. i am not into bestiality
3. east africa is very far away from me
also i saged this shitty thread. pun intended.

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>36391327
Don't cut your fingers off on that edge /pol/lock

>>36391303
Because I don't want AIDS and im not a degenerate racemixer.

Nah as a dude I think of adopting a black kid because I'm sympathetic and want to raise one properly and give the best possible life to him/her. Could be a similar thing my dude my man

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> almost to be gf
> i thought i'd finally become a father

the delusion memes write themselves
Sort yourself out or stop writing fake stories

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>when you post too much trash on /pol/ so karma makes sure you get BLACKED eventually

but anon, that's just a cartoon.. she isn't real.

>>36391244
Is 47 not too old for you? When does mommy turn into grandma? I usually think of mommy gfs as 30+, but I never really thought about a cutoff.

H-How does she treat you anon? Do you have any stories?

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>>36391244
>Tfw I have a 19 yo mommy gf and I'm 25
Feels good man
>Tfw 3000+ miles apart and she isn't here to diaper me herself
Feels bad man
>Tfw had a video call with her over Kik yesterday while diaping up for the first time
>Tfw the whole time we were both grinning and she kept telling me how cute I am and how adorable my little benis is
>Tfw she's gonna get me more dips soon
Feels a little better man.

i have over 100 subscribers!!!

>>36391202
youtube is age gated now and all content is excluded from the search engine so theres no reason to post content on there anymore unless youre making content for 5 year olds.
YOU WILL BE GATED.

I made a vidme and Ive already got 70 subs in about two weeks.

>>36391202
I have 4 subscribers, but I don't have any real videos yet
I want to upload a real one today

I think about it maybe once or twice a week, but I'll be doing it more frequently after seeing this post

>>36391214
Sorry. It does feel nice thinking about it, though. What would you do if you were little again, anon?

Little child? Not that often. Maybe a once or twice a month. I think about adolescence/teenage years often though. Sometimes I fantasize about going back and doing school again but with my adult brain/knowledge/personality and what would be different