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>>38058403
>God dammit anons help me.
you had it coming being such a naive faggot. did you seriously think things would be better at uni?
>I almost cried
grow up you pussy. have you learned nothing in 22 years as an outcast?

>>38058403
>I figure I won't go to other people because people should just come to me right
You're not popular enough to pull this off.

Sorry anon but you have to take the initiative. I know. Just go to someone and ask if you can join.

>>38058364
Honestly, do it. The world needs less faggot little liars.

>>38058364
Yeah, you actually should do this. It's the only way he'll learn.

>>38058364
At 21 your dad is likely to kick you out or if one of them calls the cops you go away for assault on a minor. Not worth it over some 20$ headphones. Put a lock on your door and treat him as shitty as possible from now on but don't assault him.

>>38058362
How long did it take to realize you made a huge mistake?

>>38058362
Ok, what the fuck is in that bowl there?

>>38058362
how's the weather

origalino

You left out one detail: are you fat?

>>38058355
post ass n titties whore!

i dont believe you, post a pic piggy ;)

>>38058297
just dont tell them about the pus part. I'm sure you've noticed only like 1 in 20 are "poppable". Girls generally don't notice and nothing online says they're pimples so they'll look it up go "huh thats weird" and forget about it

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>>38058297
don't have those, but I have pic related
I'm a virgin, so I'm not sure if it's a big deal or not

>>38058377
>>38058297
I have both and have never experienced that girls found it ugly

>>38058271
two different cameras and lenses from two different distances from earth

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>>38058271
>mfw there are actual people in the world who believe the Earth is surrounded by a 50,000 feet tall ice wall radially and a secret united goverment guard it 24/7 at every single point of it

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>>38058349
>and a secret united goverment guard it 24/7 at every single point of it

That's mainstream proven, you're not even trying globetard

2000% of men over the age of 79 are virgins, but only -9182^12 % of women are.
How did this happen?

>>38058224

Because every girl is a slut and the only men who get to have sex are the "good looking" ones.

>>38058224
where you getting these statistics, your ass?

>>38058223
NOOOOOOOO you think there is a reson to why other people doesn t like me ? baka i never though about that before man !

>>38058223
Lots of robits are complete human garbage. But you really gotta define "good" better. Morality is a set of rules that generally evolve over time to create cohesion in a social group. Most people abide by morals due to direct negative feedback such as legal punishment or social ostracism. Some follow them because they realize what long term consequences these rules might have. All will break rules when the incentive outweighs the disincentives.

How can you really fault a robot - a social reject with no real stake in the society's future - for not abiding by the prevailing morality?

I'm literally lawful good.

>>38058167
Status

Muted because muh originality

>>38058167
Money, and semites are animals

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>>38058167
That's not even a black woman. she's at least 2/4 white.

>>38058118
>only 2lbs in a month
What have you been doing to fuck up this bad?

>>38058226
I yoyo a lot, I'll end up doing good for like a good 3-4 days, then I'll crash the next day or 2 and end up binging on like vanilla wafers and eating a Bacon King Burger. rinse/repeat
Same with exercise, I just can stay consistent w/ getting bored 7 tired.

>>38058278
>I yoyo a lot
That isn't exercise, you can literally eat your bacon king burger all you want if you actually exercise enough each day.

Lmao get fucked Kent go Zips

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>>38058090
>A 23-year-old student had her throat slit as she screamed for help in a busy shopping centre car park

Nice

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That's a badass picture.

>>38058014
harvard

Baobao University. Zimbabwe's finest accredited school of higher learning. I was even able to earn my degree online, never leaving the comfort of my own home. I make 160k starting at a small tech startup in Michigan if youre wondering.

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University of South Alabama. Its pretty cool here in Mobile.

>>38058002

Not having women looking in your direction every time in resentment,

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A cute girl held the door open for me today at work.

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All you have to do is go outside bro. Stop making excuses women hate insecurity.Just be yourself it worked for me.

pic related it's me

>wow
>2017
I love the game man, It represents a huge part of my youth. But sometimes you just gotta let it go

Does anyone else prefer songs with no lyrics?

https://youtu.be/lSgQGKZocDA

>>38057866
Probs my fave/easiest to remember.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk

I love that song too, not my personal favorite pvp but I could totes battle to that

draw a rare wojak

its obvious youre a summerfag so just delete the thread thanks

>>38057835
Draw a lama with a pineapple doing sex with a black transgender fluid guy( female) on a limousine with flames on it going into Auschwitz for their vacancy