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>tfw even this guy is married and has kids
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>>36772974
He probably has a huge dick
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>>36772974

I bet his penis is large.
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>>36772974
I'd say it's likely his dong is enormous

>ok anon, if I let you eat my pussy, do you promise you'll start coming to the synagogue with me and read the communist manifesto?
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>I'll let you eat my pussy
>Not even taking my viriginity
pass
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Sorry, I'm not into talking noses
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>ok anon if you do me a favor do you promise to do me 2 other fucking favors?

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Women Hate thread?

Dump stories and screenshots. The transplant from /pol/ was pretty good.
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>>36772770
>profile picture is just a picture of her ass
>DONT MENTION MY ASS SILLY BOYS
instant left swipe, vapid bitch
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>>36772770
That uneven hair triggers me
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>mfw some dirty roastie makes fun of my flip flops and playfully spills my drink

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493884352198.webm

gg/ggKcHWM
We are a community of robots who have been around for about 8 months now. We're looking for new friends to hang out and chat with. Come join us.
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Is this a discord?
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>>36772838
Yes put "discord." in front of the gg/ggKcHWM
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>>36772859
It works, thank you.

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Fembots, how would you feel if an incredibly attractive man had a burning passion for you and only you?
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>>36772733
be his girlfriend, and psychologically torture him, because he'll always forgive me
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itt

I
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>>36772733
dump my beta boyfriend and fuck Chad, duh!

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>There is no one in your life (nor will there ever be anyone) who will ask you with pure honesty, "Are you happy, Anon?" and will actually care what your answer is and will actually want to do something to help you if you say No

Help me work up the courage to kill myself.
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Are you happy, original?
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>>36772766

No, I'm not

And I can't really remember the last time I was happy
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>>36772806
wow stop being such a downer anon just smile more geez there are people in africa who have worse lives than you and they're still happy shaking my head

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>tfw bottom
>tfw everyone only wants cuteboys/twinks/traps/trannies

I could be a good bf you know
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>>36772625
Top here, please be my bf. I'm 6'3'' is that too big for you?
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>>36772625
Are you a masc bottom?
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>>36772660
No. I'm a manlet, do you mind that?

>>36772678
No, skinny

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I'm a little bit behind on the OP image edition
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Milk Cat 31
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>tfw deeply unhappy
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And they said not all heroes wear capes

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What the fuck is that jap doing? Back in the autumn he threatened that some boards might be merged because of (((costly server maintenance))), and now he's opening new boards? Was that just fear mongering to get more buxxx from worried anons?
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>>36772580
>Was that just fear mongering to get more buxxx from worried anons?
How did anyone not realize this the moment he suggested deleting boards but not taking donations in his initial post about the subject?
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>>36772580
He should delete /b/, /r9k/, /pol/ right about now.
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>>36772580
What the fuck, where did /bant/ come from?

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Sorry femanon, but I'm going to GameStop with my mom
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>>36772560
Please tell me this is a kid that's still in highschool
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milf. MILF MILF MILF MILF
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>>36772599
he's 23

origina

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>>36772555
A stupid spoiled brat.
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>>36772555

I was teaching her sister and I can tell she is perfect
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>super rich
>mixed master race
>knows how to succ
Would marry
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How many scenes has she done. I've seen 3

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>Now, Anon, it's come to our attention that you're a virgin despite being in your 20s... Actually, not only that, but you haven't even kissed a girl or held a girl's hand in your entire life.
>And it's also been revealed to us that throughout school you had no friends, you barely talked to anyone, and when bullied you preferred to take the abuse silently and sometimes even cry instead of simply standing up for yourself.
>Also, records tell us you spend nearly all your free time on the notorious image forum called 4chan, which has been connected to numerous controversies including the growing "alt-right" movement.
>Usually we don't take these things into consideration, but these are alarming sings that you won't fit in with our friendly, social, and accepting work culture. However you do have an impressive resume, which meets all of the qualifications. Maybe you would like to say a word or two to defend yourself?
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What kind of person makes these threads?

2sec originalo
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>>36772575
a masochist

orgin
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>>36772575
they are funny tho

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How are you today, pro/g/rammerbots?
Lets start a comfy tech thread.

>age
>NEET/employed/college/other
>fav programming language
>how is your life these days?
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>>36772466
Programming is boring as fuck. How do people like it?
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>>36772527
Autism.

No, really, it's the only way I can explain it.
I simply like it when I create a system that works exactly the way I want (or the way I tell it) - no more, no less. If anything breaks, it's because I made a mistake or because I lack skill - the program never fucks me over or manipulates me into getting something from me. Unlike people.

TL;DR computer programs are the only truly honest entities in the universe. They make me feel warm and fuzzy.
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>>36772673
>Computer programs are the only honest entities in the universe

This 2bqh

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Should I stop f*cking on the first date?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2ejcWW1H9w
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God, imagine how far gone you've got to be to want to go online and post a video, to a very large audience, about how much of a slut you are. Advertising to all future mates that she's been round the cock world before getting to them. Absolutely disgusting. But some faggots will still lap up her asian pootang... Sad.
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She's got a big ass masculine jawline, dull skin, not pale, man in drag makeup, huge nostrils, irritating voice... Most asian men would cast this bitch out and leave her as a leftover cucked girl. But the whites will come through and run a train on this run-of-the-mill asian. Pathetic!
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>>36772452
>to smart to stop fucking on the first date

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Have you ever had feelings for or been in a relationship with someone with a disability?
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>tfw even a disabled girl wouldnt love me
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>>36772444
Do you mean physical or mental only?
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In high school, I was into this girl who had a learning disability. It was particularly difficult for her to absorb new information, but she put so much time and effort into studying that she was more than able to make up for it, and she ended up being one of the smarter people.
Also, she was partially albino and super qt

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