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Hi Dweebs, I just got out of a 2 year relationship yesterday, She was hot but barely down to fuck. She also values immaterial shit like scented candles and general crap. Hittin up tinder so let's have some fun.

Let's start off with the bio information. Hook me up with some chicks so we can have some fun. Witty one liners and all that good shit
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You can go to >>>/soc/ Chad. You won't get any ideas here.
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Go ahead and click on soc. Take a scroll, its all beta cucks sitting on their own dicks and gender fluid retards
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>>36695528
>2 year relationship?

get the fuck off this board right fucking now
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Whats your type anon?
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>>36695504
my type of girl you ask?
(male)
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>>36695504
The type that isn't disgusted by me
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>>36695504
That exact type, young/femminine facial features, tall, slender body, tits are irrelevant, decent ass/hips if possible

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Anybody else coming back down to reality after Persona 5? Almost 200 hours clocked, thinking of going for a third playthrough.

I need more vidya that will aid in my escapism. Especially on the PS4, the last two weebshit games I ordered and played for it have been absolute fucking duds.
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Yeah..sucks m8.
Luckily I've never played P4 so that's next on my list.
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>>36695520
Oh boy oh man, if you haven't gotten on the SMT train yet, you're in for a wild fucking ride. They've pretty much ruined turn-based games (JRPGs in general, arguably) for me.
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>>36695594
I've played P3 before and it still remains my favorite.
Also Nocturne. But I need to try out the others.

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When you masturbate to THAT again

Tell us what it is robots
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rape

i try not to go there but I get oiled up it happens on its own
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>>36695472
Pretty vanilla, loli..
I feel terrible after though.
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>>36695472
Vanilla POrn
I keep failing at nofap. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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I'm 26, lost virginity at 17 and have since had tons of (short) relationships and fuck buddies

If I had to guess I would say I've slept with over 90 girls in that 9 year period.

But then explain how come I feel so shitty lately as I'm nearing the big 3 0
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>>36695468
Because you chose to opt for short-term pleasure rather than long term happiness and companionship like a degenerate faggot thanks to popularization of hookup culture by shitty, thinly veiled propaganda TV shows like Friends.
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FUCK OFF CHAD
REEE
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE
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because you have an internal breeding clock. Everyone's goes off around 30. That's why most people just HAPPEN to find their true loves around 26. Wow! What a crazy coincidence!

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>Be me, college-dropout fag who has no friends, other than this one 6'4" football Chad.
>The only reason he's even friends with you, is because you've grown up together.
>Play modded Skyrim with him.
>Explain to him that the mod, "Onionborn" is a quest based off of a shitty meme.
>He looks at you with a shocked expression.
"I'm surprised you know what a meme is, Anon"
>Dontfuckingtakethisawayfrommetoo.gif
>Explain to Chad that he has no idea what true memes are, opposed to le Facebook maymays.
"You said "memes" wrong, Anon"
>Be fucking infuriated.
>Start planning all of the different ways you could kill him right there, while watching his character fight Lord Farquaad.

What is some shit your normie friends/ family do to piss you off r9k?
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>>36695460
I don't have friends. Normie.
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>>36695460
Maybe if you weren't such an angry prick you'd have friends
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>>36695647
Maybe if you road my dick we'd be friends

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HOW DO I MAKE FRIENDS?


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36695397
FUCK FRIENDS
I NEED MONEY
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>>36695424

HOW DO I MAKE BOTH????
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You don't make friends, you earn them.

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How does this make you feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTdaWUDeGsg
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>>36695300
normal, because the alpha/beta/omega principle never existed, even in wolves
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>>36695327
>>36695300
This only happens in the captivity.

It NEVER happens in the wild, because the beta wolf would just leave the pack if he was not wanted.

Here, since they are trapped in cages he has no choice but to stay, and the other wolves are getting annoyed by his presence.
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>>36695348
Sounds just like high school

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It's May 1st already!?!?!?
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ya, and? who gives a shit
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It is indeed May Day, comrade.
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>>36695231
Re-taking exams in a few days mate, been studying endlessly over the past year and lost almost all social communication I have, it better be fucking worth it.

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I had found the perfect woman for me
She was pretty, cute, smart she had the same tastes as me and she was a robot like me

But now I will never see her again forever
Why live?
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>>36695050
How did you fuck it up OP
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>>36695113
I'm a fool because I did not tell her my feelings
Another guy told her what she felt first and stayed with her
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>>36695241
>multiple suitors

Not a robot most of what she said was a lie and she's an eager slut

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>minor inconvenience approaches
>give up entirely
why am I like this
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>>36695013
you werent challenged and disciplined as a child
>tfw never received proper parenting
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>>36695061
Yeah but how can you fix that? Pretty useless to mope about your upbringing or genetics.
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Let me tell you something I actually did a few days ago.

>Couldn't sleep, so gave up and stayed up all night.
>during which night, I found out my voter's registration somehow lists my name as misspelled
>so, tried to change it via the internet but for some reason they didn't have my real name on record
>I probably don't exist, according to the government. This is a big deal.
>so I made 3 attempts to log in, but they only allow 3 attempts before locking you out
>almost gave up, until I realized you can also print the form and mail it in
>OK, do that
>try printing the form
>my printer doesn't show up
>spend an hour trying to troubleshoot
>get no where
>give up

>6 AM comes
>time to get ready to leave for work
>too sleepy, don't feel like showering or riding a bike 5 miles to work
>call in sick and just stay in and watch TV all day

>now I'm sleepy, missing a sick day, I have an incorrect name and I own a printer that doesn't work
>all because I give up so much

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Is Deepthroating common or just a porn meme?
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>>36694976
Most girls that I've been with weren't into it.
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>>36694976
I think it's just something girls will do a few times during a regular blowjob to switch it up, same with fondling your balls,or licking the head etc. .I don't thinks girls are just going to straight on ram their entire throat down your cock from beginning to climax.
I'm a virgin though, so what do I know.
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>>36694976
It's common among the girls that practice. Shit's hard to do

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>very oily skin
>still getting huge pimples and lots of acne at age 26
>can't use accutane because alcohol is the only thing that keeps me from killing myself
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Wash face with anti oil wash and change pillowcase 2x per week. I had fucking acne for 27 years before I figured this out
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>>36695406
This
Changing pillow and washing your face before sleeping and after waking up is very important.
Unrelated to acne but driking at least 2L of water is very good for the skin, sleeping too.

With this and a good haircut I got from 5/10 to good 7/10.
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just wash your face if it feels oily. don't even need anything special, just a towel and some water. i do this almost everyday and got rid of my acne pretty quickly

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>rub my belly anon chan

what do?
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>>36694960
rub her belly
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>>36694960
I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME SEMPAI, WHORE
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>>36694960
Rub her belly with muh dick

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>never been to a tropical island or seen the beach

God I fucking hate being poor. I want to be a homeless drifter or something at least then I can see shit and maybe I'd have one friend even if it is a crazy heroin junkie living in an alley with a dog.
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Join us at /lit/. Nobody there has money but we get by
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>>36694972
I don't read books mane
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I want that too, also need somebody to go with. I'm from Europe though. Getting close to leaving my parents' house and finding a place like you described.

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