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Can this thread get past 25 replies edition
Tags as usual: r9k r9komegle omegler9k robot9001
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>>34487053
Bumping thread per request by hooded anon.
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The site is pretty dead tonight desu
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Where my qt Louis Theroux bf at?
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Robots 25 years old and over report in.
How are you holding up tonight?
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not so bad tonight. last weekend was awful, i went out a saw a lot of cute girls and it made me want to kill myself.
i wonder if there is some way to totally get rid of all sexual and romantic desire. people say anti-depressants can suppress your sex drive a lot.
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>>34487107
>i wonder if there is some way to totally get rid of all sexual and romantic desire. people say anti-depressants can suppress your sex drive a lot.
I think you can to a great extent, but you can never suppress loneliness
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>>34487157
i can deal with regular loneliness as long as i can get rid of the desire for sex and romantic companionship.
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small dicked black guys fuck a lot 2017-01-29 04:21:15 Post No.34486996
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small dicked black guys fuck a lot
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2017-01-29 04:21:15
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What if whities would find out girls like black guys because of the dominance vibe they give out, their skin, body shape and general smoother flirting skills, topped with insane sexual skills instincts(feeling where a woman wants to be touched even without her telling). What if women actually know that all that stuff surely could also lead to great sex performances?
Look at this picture, read what I wrote and question yourself.
I bet if a white guy knew this, he'd start tanning and put on muscles as soon as he can.
Do you want to know the truth? Women have multiple tastes, they like vanilla and chocolate, even mixed..truly depends on what they want to eat at a given time.
Dick has such a tiny role into the equation you'd be blown away by that and probably start being happy, caring more about yourself and others.
I will post a few other self explanatory pics.
I'm from a neutral race btw(space wizard).
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>>34486996
>race neutral
>posting cuckporn
come on anon
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original black small dick getting a lot of mouth love from a blonde hottie
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>>34486996
It's true, dark skin and dark hair is very masculine compared to more feminine light skin and light hair.
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Do some robots seriously have so social life? No friends? Not trying to be rude or anything, but really? Is this board composed primarily of lonely people?
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>>34486980
I've got one but only online and we don't really talk anymore because meeting each other (yes, online) is hard to do.
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yup
i come here to see examples of how not to act in real life
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>>34486980
I never go outside. Last time I went outside was in December of 2016 to pick up a large refill of my antipsychotics. I'll have to venture out next week to do the same thing. My entire social interaction is through posting anonymous comments on the internet and playing video games.
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Dubs gets a free gf
Trips Get rid of depression
Quads Gets all of the above
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>>34486916
roll
Auto Oregano
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rollan for sumthin good
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>>34486916
Lets see what I get
Rolling
How is this not original a lot?
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>first weekend of the semester(yes we started late)
>text my friends "Hey whats good for tonight guys"
>get varying responses of "staying in tonight bro" "With my SO sorry"
>check snap chat couple hours later
>they are all out partying together
>sitting here alone in front of my computer kinda pissed off
>keep refreshing snap chat and watching their stories. Making me feel worse...
>Just when I thought I made it out guys...
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Can't they see that you're watching their snaps?
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>check snap chat
>using normie social media
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>>34486898
ha it's funny because nobody likes you. you fell for the normie meme anon
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>the exquisitely textured grip of the can's surface
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>>34486896
Drank 4 of those last night, I'd say it's a solid 8/10.
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that first sip of the day though
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>>34487126
does it even do anything? please stop making me want one isn't it just sugar and less energy than coffee?
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any girls out there have a foot fetish or enjoy catering to their bf's fetish?
my gf hates it :(
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>>34486894
That's a guy
Only a fag would wear cut long socks
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>girls out there
>on arcanine
KYS and never make these kind of threads again you newfag
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>>34486894
Get a new gf then. Look for someone you're more compatible with sexually.
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Question about THICC women 2017-01-29 04:13:04 Post No.34486835
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Question about THICC women
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2017-01-29 04:13:04
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How do you get a girl who has at least an average face, isn't obese, and has one or more of the following:
>Huge tits
>Really wide hips
>Thick thighs
>Huge ass
Where can you find them? How hard is it to bed one or date one?
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>not hard to bed
>insanely hard to date
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>>34486835
>>34487345
>not hard to bed
sure iv flirted with THICC, but THICC girls have a massive orbiting
i was at a party talking to this THICC and we went out back of the house party, and literally party goers were spying on what i was up to, kissing her on a fence, and all i can remember is people taking photos or screaming get a room, even when we got in teh car to get a room, 5 people came up to the car and started talking to the girl
in my mind, i was like THESE GUYS MUST OF ALL FUCKED HER.
>AGAIN I DONT KNOW THIS WOMEN OR ANYONE AT THIS PARTY
1 guy says something along the lines of go easy on him
when we driving back to my appartment her phone kept going off
>asked her who it was
>tells me its those guys from the party
mfw they wont leave her alone
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>>34487641
REEEEEEE GET OUT NORMALFAGGGG! RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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i want to be fucked senseless...
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>>34486831
>i want to be fucked senseless...
same...
>tfw far too autistic to ever actually seduce a cute boy
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>>34486831
Same I seriously want a guy to fuck me until I make this face.
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We all do
Now where's my mandatory cute gf (male)
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Hey, anon. I'm trying to put some clothes on but my erection keeps getting in the way. Can you please help me out?
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I think that pic is fake.
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>>34486802
Why does the tip of your penis look like a melted strawberry star burst candy?
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I suspect that original poster's picture may have been slightly altered in some way...
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It's sad to realize that all the fembots will end up in emotionally abusive relationships with washed up Chads while all the robots will end up beta providers for used up Stacey.
Why can't they just find each other instead?
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fembots and robots hate each other
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Fembots are by definition a contradiction
It's like saying married bachelor
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Because fembots would ratther seppuku than date a beta.
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What's a military/police type job you can get without being physically fit (think slightly obese and unable to do a pushup).
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>>34486745
chair force lmao
Btw if you're tryna get a job in the military but can't do a single pushup you need to lose weight.
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>>34486745
Obviously anonymous we r legion group
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Cannon fodder in the army
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>binging dbz super
>after a couple hours stand up
>this
>i melted some gummy
worms with my ass by mistake
im not fat!no reason not to eat it
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it was gooey and tasted much different than a normal one
i think i might sit on all my future gummy worms
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>>34486688
if you're a girl that's kind of hot
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>>34486688
>dbz super
>dbz
>super
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There's a mouse stuck on my sticky mouse trap /r9k/. I'm scared. Wat do? Dubs decide.
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kill it and get some less barbaric traps
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let it outside
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>>34486616
Use vegetable oil to set it free. You want to take it far outside first. you can use the a broomstick to pick it up by sticking it on the sticky.