If you woke up tomorrow as a 14 yr old and had the chance to

Kill myself. I am not going through High School again.

>>37596106

Speed up my maturity somehow. I screwed up a lot in the past with everything not just with girls but girls included because I matured so damn slowly.

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Don't drop out from school, start behaving like a stoic and not a beta, get a decent haircut, become a stronger person in general.

Basically all the things I've been doing in the last two years, but earlier.

My advice to all Robots is reading up on stoicism, it's a very practical philosophy to live by.

>>37596106
No point thinking about what can never be.

>>37596106
Get better grades in highschool?

Take better care of my cat

Avoid wasting time with pornography and enjoy life

>>37596106
Get a job, build monies, make a few million from careful post-08-crash investments, retire before I graduate high school

Since this is a fantasy and all

>>37596106
Everything *hits reset button to go back to youth to unfuck up current life and situation*

>>37596106
Honestly I would transition

>>37596106
Assuming I remember everything.
1. Start working out instantly
2. Drop WoW/video games
3. Read a lot
4. Not care about what anyone thinks because I know HS drama is meaningless
5. Work towards getting the job that I have now since stable employment after school would mean that I could probably have saved enough to move out by now

>>37596106
Join clubs at school, force myself to socialize and work hard. Stop playing vidya. Luctor et emergo as they say.

Never masturbate. The first time I fapped at age 14 was like I was Adam eating the forbidden apple and since then, literally half my life ago, was mostly wasted by masturbating allt hge time, probably masturbated 11000 times already

1. pull the trigger at 19, I sat there with a gun pointed at my head for a good 8-10hrs only to not do it and end up in a psych ward for a few weeks because it was in a park.
2. Jump off that 17 story building at 20, because I just sat on the ledge like a jackass for a few hours

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>>37596106
kill myself, i know it doesn't get any better might as well stop while im ahead.

>>37596106
Not go on 4chan. 14 was the age when I began using this cancer, found it edgy XD at first.

be a girl, that's the only i want

>>37596106
Start lifting sooner

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>>37596106
I would immediately hop on HRT and find a sugar daddy

Dump my first gf a long time ago (let her ruin half of highschool for me when I turned so many other girls down for her)

Tell the verbal bullies to stfu instead of just sitting there and being used as the joke punching bag

Not going to my first college, going to CC for 2 years before transferring to a uni, wouldn't be in so much debt now

Never try to go to med school, instead do PA, hire a speech therapist to fix stuttering instead of slowly fixing it yourself over the years

I'm not fucked yet but I have sustained financial and mental damage from what I said above

I don't want to give up yet though

>>37596106
Not be fat. Ever. I got bullied for being fat. I'd also beat the absolute shit out of all my bullies because I can fight like crazy now. I'd make a few "accidents" happen to kill my entire family.
They all fell apart a few years later fighting over inheritance anyway. Then squandered all the money on nothing. I haven't seen any of them in over a decade now.

I'd get the money and invest appropriately. Imagine buying into Apple or Google at the bottom of the dotcom crash. Buying gold at all time lows. Buying into Australian and Canadian real estate and then bitcoin.

I'd be a billionaire Chad god that knew the future. I couldn't fail. I'd never marry. I'd never have kids. I'd just be as nihilistic and narcissistic as I possibly could. Work out every day and every night I'd get into my private jet and fly to a new country and fuck the best women and do the best drugs and have the best life.

I think I'd get bored enough of that though that I'd try do something else. Having billions of dollars has to give you some power to change something.

Fuck more underage girls

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>>37596106
>If you woke up tomorrow as a 14 yr old and had the chance to change your life, what would you do differently?

1.Put up with the bullies in Jr.High
2.Take up the offer to learn MMA from my mother's friend
3. Stop ditching school
4. Never try marijuana and alcohol
5. Go to the High school I always wanted too.
6. Don't throw away book collection
7.Never masturbate like I'm strangling my dick (caused my penis to be very thin)
8. Don't hang out with my uncle

I honestly dwell in the past everyday of what could have been.
I'm in my twenties ,just going to start college and trying to find a minimum wage job. I have no skills whatsoever can't even drive a fucking car. I have a super thin penis (jumbo sharpie size) and just want to give up sometimes.
But I'm still trying hard.

Go to Yogananda Street, pull a woman out of her bed, take her place, and await four pretty shells.

>>37596106
realize that I am not a special snowflake. everything would follow from this epiphany.

>>37596106
>Less screen time
>Less fapping
>More reading time
>More lifting
>More approaching people/ talking etc

>>37596213
>start behaving like a stoic and not a beta
I tried this. Didn't work.

I just creeped everyone out. Didn't get picked on anymore like I did as a betaboy because everyone was afraid I'd stab them or come to school with a hundred rounds of ammunition, but I was still an outcast for being such an emotionless stone faced weirdo. Stoicism is NOT the way to go. Not in a bubbly happy place like a Southern California high school.

>>37597335
Trying to fit in, in the first world socal materialistic social sphere of selfish taker culture is a step backwards anon.

>not act like a dickhead
>spend my summers different
>forget sports, just work out
>also stunt my growth a little early (I like tall girls and I'm 5'10, would prefer 5'9 like my dad)
>graduate early and enlist at 17
I'd be finishing up my 4th year now

Buy some BTC quick. Drop the classes that fucked me over. Stay in the gym. Maybe join the team for a year. Keep in contact more with certain people. Stop talking to certain people. Try. I would try for once.

>>37597136
>putting on a wig changes the shape of your eyes

>>37597335

You went back in time to 14 years old and tried over with a stoic attitude?

>>37597362
See, this is why stoicism is NOT practical. You act like you're better than it all, but at the end of the day you'll be alone with that kind of attitude and will end up just abandoning your stoic bullshit and just become an other cold-hearted alcoholic or junkie. Still arrogant and self-righteous, but with a very expensive, health deteriorating addiction. Loser personified. But keep reading your books written by dead men and staring at old Greco-Roman busts trying your best to emulate their lack of facial expression. It won't help when everyone around you is having the times of their lives and are getting pussy and hanging out with real friends developing meaningful relationships. Stoicism is a farce. It's a path to misery. It's meant for the miserable to feel good about their lack of genuine human connections.

>>37597442
>It's meant for the miserable to feel good about their lack of genuine human connections.

Thats literally the reason for materialism, social media, normie culture, etc.

>>37596106
>implying I want to go to high school again

KEK

Easily the worst time of my life

buy bitcoins, try to be more open towards girls and try to fuck more, try to be a bit better at school (yeah muh grades), maybe don't start playing WoW (awesome time but also a lot wasted time)

>>37597417
No, retard. I was a beta bitch for a while, then dropped that and took the stoic route for a good 4-5 years or so. Ended up miserable and with only one other friend who was also miserable. It's a shit way to be. But please feel free to implement it in your own life. Be my guest. If it works for you, great. But I'm telling you, from experience, it's nothing more than voluntary loneliness. It's just relegating yourself to being without any attachment to other people because you think you're "stronger" than all that. It's ridiculous.

>>37597456
Materialism goes back before humanity even existed. Stop acting like you're an ancient greek philosopher. You're a virgin on the internet like the rest of us. Stoicism is just accepting that everything is meaningless and that you're better than it because you simply do not care. It's nihilism for the arrogant.

>>37597520
>Materialism goes back before humanity even existed

explain

>>37596106
I wouldn't change my majors in high school and keep going with the one I had, maybe kms or something if I get sick of life.

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>>37596106
start learning to draw furry porn NOW

>>37597537
I double dog dare you to steal a banana from a chimp's hand. I DARE you to take a shiny rock from a gorillas nest. I dare you to try to encroach on a water buffalo's territory.

The idea of private property goes back before MAMMALS. And you cannot possibly have private property unless you value material. Land, objects, food, ect. Materialism is a part of life, whether you like it or not. Go suck on Marx's cock and deny biology just like bible beaters from the South telling us creationism is how it really happened. Just as scientifically and historically illiterate as them, yet act like you're superior. Fucking priceless. Yet an other internet philosopher trying to change the world from his mom's internet connection.

>>37597708
When I said "explain" it wasn't a challenge. I was genuinely curious is all. I don't know what exactly angered you but holy shit you got problems m8. Thanks for the perspective but no thanks for the hate. Piss off and cheers.

>>37597733
lel

ORIGINAL FLUSTER FEST

>>37597778
You gotta learn to control your anger my dude
Diff anon

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>>37597796
Which board is this again? Remind me, if you will.

>>37596213
any place I could start on stoicism? google search brought me to some general information, any specific pages you would recommend?

>>37596106
not watch my little pony

>>37597983
Read Fallout: Equestria. It's that one brotherhood of steel type character.

I would correct all the mistakes I made. I would get good grades so I could get a job better than McDonalds, make some good friends and get contact info so I wouldnt be lonely now. And never discover this fucking website.

>>37596106
>brush my teeth
>not tell my few friends about 4chan (it ruined their lives in the same way it ruined mine and helped to reveal some of my various power levels to them)
>not reveal my power level
>not reveal ANY of my power levels
>ask girls out so I wouldn't have a fear of rejection
>stop bringing weapons to school
>get into the fights I needed to fight rather than shirking away
>not watch MLP
>drank less
>not be an orbiter
>pick better friends
>maintain friendships rather than ignore them to "test" if my friends gave a shit
>be less of a cunt