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You look away you lose.
Hard mode: Full screen, lights off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw
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>>37944079
Doesn't really do anything for me. I'm probably schizoid, autistic or something. People staring into my eyes never did anything for me.
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>>37944079
>tfw I have ocular albinism so I can only look at her with one eye
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>>37944079
I don't understand why people have a problem with making eye contact.
Maybe it's just cause I'm so handsome and charming tho
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>robot on a date show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZrJl13OeCA
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>>37944062
This autist has had 17 times more girlfriends than me. What a world we live in.
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>>37944654
I wonder how many of those 17 girls knew that they were his girlfriend.
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>>37944686
I watched the video and now I feel bad about this comment. He has more balls than me and many others from this board. I have nothing but respect for this guy.
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You will never attractive enough for this to happen to you
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Don't remind me Anon-kun.
Fuck off Roberto
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>>37944047
You know, I hate modern society, a woman is only attracted to looks and status, fuck discord cliques, fuck tinder, fuck normie book, fuck snap chat, fuck twitter, fuck online dating and fuck smartphones.
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>>37944162
Why are so many of you so emasculated? It's disgusting.
All men need to learn the desire of wanting multiple women. All men need to womanize. It's becoming a lost calling of nature for millenial men.
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Let's have a chart rate thread.
Rate em and post em.
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Here's the template.
Oreganio.
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>>37944037
Mostly good. Glad you're not into drugs/alcohol.
Mine comprise of what I just thought of first. Never really been a big fan of "favorite" things.
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>>37944037
>ss
nice,
>>37944483
a wacky man, mysterious internet boy, wild card
ITT: reasons why the opposite sex does not find you attractive
>aspergers, although i have not actually been diagnosed and i try hard to hide it
>constant alcohol abuse and dependence on weed
>no aspirations or goals
>afraid of commitment
>only appealing hobby is lifting, my other ones are smoking weed and video games
>have a reputation of treating women poorly (something i tend to do after i have been drinking)
who else is hopeless here
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>>37943987
>who else is hopeless here
not me
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>hideous face
>autism (diagnosed)
>dullness
>severe anxiety
Biggest ones
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>fat
>manlet
>no friends
>not rich
>left school at 16
>did nothing for 3 years
>now just starting college at 19
How do I feel better about wasting 3 years doing fuck all? I decided to do the education thing after all since everyone my age seems to be doing it but I could have been well into uni by now.
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try 6 years without going to school and trying to go back to re-do all that shit you forgot
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>>37943986
3 years isn't shit. Just accept that you missed out and won't get much of a college "experience" socially, keep your head down and study every day because there's still a chance you MAY get a job if it's a non-meme degree, but you can't afford to lose another 1 or 2 years.
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>>37943986
>19 years old
>concerned with the passage of time
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>be straight
>no gf ever
>get desperate
>get into trap and gay porn
>decide to go gay
>buy a dildo online
>package arrived today while I was at work
>get back home
>dildo is sitting on the counter
>one of my parents opened the fucking package
What do I do? Do I just come out? Maybe lie and say it's a gag gift for a friend?
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>>37943945
Say your girlfriend was interested in double penetration.
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>>37943960
*Or the girl that you're fucking if you don't think they'd believe you'd have a real girlfriend.
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>>37943945
Ask if they have a problem with it. The less embarrassed you are, the more socially acceptable it is. I do so much gay shit on a daily basis, but nobody even cares cause I'm confident about it.
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Is it better to be rejected than to never have asked at all?
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At least you get experience.
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off-topic but that cat always makes me sad :(
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>>37943897
It's better to isolate, keep an ounce of pride and buy a sex robot.
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settle for a Latina wife?
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>>37943873
>latina
>settling
Pick one you fucking pleb
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>>37943873
They get fat easy
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You "settle" for a used up white Stacy, you don't "settle" for a Latina.
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>he doesn't seek to become the Ubermensch
>he doesn't have the force of will to impose his desires onto the abyss
>he doesn't stand with a straight spine against the storm of reality
>he accepts the ideas of others without examining them in their fullest and comparing them to his own morals and desires
>he doesn't want to live as a man instead of an insect
why aren't you a nihilist yet?
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I don't get it either man.
Most people seem content to live as pure untermenschen.
Fortunately that just gives me more opportunity to exercise my will to power over them.
In fact, I have enslaved and humiliated 20 people already today.
And sad to say OP, you're one of them.
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>>37944454
Fool! By replying to my thread, you have played into my designs by fulfilling my desire to have someone respond to my poorly-thought-out bait! Be forever known as an untermensch!
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>Who are you?
I'm you but stronger
oregano spook
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I was literally created just to suffer. why. why would god do this. why would he create me knowing what my life would be before hand. why is god so evil. he knew I would suffer my entire life yet he goes and creates me. what is the purpose. God is the embodiment of sadism.
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>>37943726
Y is your life suffering?
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>>37943726
god wants only one thing, to laugh
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>>37943726
Take what God gave you. God gave you woman, TAKE what you as a MAN where destined to HAVE. Not by buying them shit, TAKE THEM, They are OUR playthings. I used to be like you, afraid and mad. Now I am just MAD, I rape the woman I want.
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"Sorry for dropping in unannounced. You don't know me, but I know you. I've watched you without you noticing for 10 years now. A prophesy foretold you would one day rule this world. My existence is proof of your birthright."
She snaps her fingers and you become the average weight for your height (and if you're under 6 feet then you become 6 feet tall), and lose all of your blemishes and physical imperfections.
"I am here to guide you to your rightful place. You will become the king of this world. You won't want it at first. But it was always meant for you. You will guide the world to a great utopia. My power is not my own, but it is your untapped kinglyness which affords me this power. I can shapeshift, turn invisible. I can fly, lift heavy objects up to 1,000 pounds. I'll obey whatever orders you ask, so long as the orders aren't something which will interfere with you becoming the king. I am your pawn, and I have no name."
After hearing this from the girl what will you do?
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>>37943695
Sit down at my computer and continue what I was doing. No roastie bitch can tell me what to do
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What's with this sudden turn of events?
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>>37943695
I get fucking sad because I want a gentlefemdom gf. It would be so much better if she took me to a reverse dimension and females were the dominant sex and I wax her king. That would be nice.
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Should I live dangerously, or should I isolate myself, deny my will to live, and carry out an ascetic's life?
Help me choose between the german meme men.
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>Accept that you would never know if life has any meaning at all, get happy about that and get drunk fuck bitches
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>>37943718
Camus was an idiot and his philosophy is vapid, unoriginal, and useless.
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agreed agreed be a hedonist have fun nothing is real
writing this from my hotel room in Austin - it's been a fun weekend full of drinking and strippers and hilarious street interactions. enjoy all of it, OP, until you turn over into the void 30 years from now
HOLY FUCK A GIRL JUST LOOKED AT ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
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>>37943618
>A GIRL JUST LOOKED AT ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMIES
GET OUT
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>Close your eyes until she disappears
>Improve self esteem
Your choice
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>girl said thank you after holding the door open for her
who else /drowninginpussy/ here?
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SOMETHINGS GETTING IN THE WAY SOMETHINGS JUST ABOUT TO BREAK I WILL TRY TO FIND MY PLACE IN THE DAIRY OF JANE
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>>37943609
HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS IT WAS ONLY A KISS IT WAS ONLY A KISS
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>>37943640
GOT A BIG PLAN HIS MIND'S SET MAYBE ITS RIGH AT THE RIGHT PLACE AND THE RIGHT TIME MAYBE TONIGHT
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In a crooked little town, they were lost and never found
Fallen leaves, fallen leaves, fallen leaves on the ground
I hitched a ride, until the coast
To leave behind, all of my ghosts
Searching for something, I couldn't find at home
Can't get no job, can you spare a dime?
Just one more hit, and I'll be fine
I swear to God, this'll be my one last time!