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reminder to not post in rems attentionwhore threads

what, you've never met a guy/girl that you disliked right off the bat? I can immediately tell that I wouldn't want to date 90% of the girls I encounter.

>nothing someone can ever do would change your fucking mind about them
When normalfags talk about "the one" and "just knowing", they're just romanticizing their sexual attraction. They don't know nothing will change their mind, that is indeed bullshit. What they do know is if they are sexually attracted to somebody, and that is usually how they decide who they want to date.

They also can build up attraction over time based on "deeper" traits (personality, skills, social standing, etc.) but mostly it's appearance (and possibly pheromones) that decides if they want to date.

>>37654477
i guess i can't see how you would like someone well enough to want to be their friend but be so put off by the idea of taking it further that you can never see it at all.

like, isn't a relationship an enhanced version of friendship?

yeah i know middle school beta orbiter shit but FUCK if i don't keep falling for the same memes

at least this time i was blunt about my intentions

>>37654402
Just disconnect from life desu

Yes, it's called human interaction and it's really good for you

>>37654402
It's a great thing to do, but start finding people to talk to DAILY starting NOW.
I found out that the maximum tolerance for no-real-contact with humans is aprox. 1 week. After a few days you start to decline. At 1 week-10 days you're going downhil, and without the internet you'd be the crazy guy trying to talk to strangers on the street.

>>37654318
I can arrange that if you live in Southwestern Ontario.

You can use my face as a saddle anytime, senpai

No. Thank you.
I don't want to get my face crushed by a 300 pound beast.

If you actually want to have a job with a security firm you usually need some training. Regular mall cops and bouncers don't need shit but to be big and intimidating

listen
i'm 6'5
that's all that is required

You need to go the school of hard knocks

>>37654246
get government neet money for your head/brain disability

>>37654279
Even if I could prove it to the government, my shitty country requires zero motor skills to give out a pity amount that's not enough to live with. My case is mild, I look normal, I'm just dumb as a rock.

What are we going to do when you're gone?

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>tfw no pupa mate gf

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>>37654235
The results are alway perfect when you fart on my face

whip it out asap

I am her toilet.

>>37654219
but

is boo in loo

>>37654219
What a pretentious woman. She can use the designated shitting street like all the other wives.

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>works at: being a mom