I NEED a femdom gf who is comfortable with a MASCULINE male with a BIG cock
>ywn go back to the school days of looking up girls' skirts, spotting whale tail, checking them out in tight gym clothes, etc.
Every time I invest myself in something it blows up in my face. When I don't invest in anything I'm just as miserable. The next straw is going to be the straw to break the camel's back.
>jacking off to a video of you jacking off to a video of you having sex
Am I patrician yet /b/ros?
I should've been appreciative that he let me on his friends list
i didnt realize what i was doing to him. id rather go back to crying and at least chin about about the situation. because he let me stay on his friends list. at least i want him to be mean to me again
Tfw no gf to fart in my mouth on command like snacks
>"i just don't feel that way about you"
>"i can tell almost right away if i'd want to date someone"
bitch how the fuck can that possibly be true unless you're a bird or w/e and you sense the magnetic fields of the earth and our bodies or some shit.
like nigga what do you mean you just instantly know and that nothing someone can ever do would change your fucking mind about them? what kind of shit is that?
>nothing someone can ever do would change your fucking mind about them
When normalfags talk about "the one" and "just knowing", they're just romanticizing their sexual attraction. They don't know nothing will change their mind, that is indeed bullshit. What they do know is if they are sexually attracted to somebody, and that is usually how they decide who they want to date.
They also can build up attraction over time based on "deeper" traits (personality, skills, social standing, etc.) but mostly it's appearance (and possibly pheromones) that decides if they want to date.
i guess i can't see how you would like someone well enough to want to be their friend but be so put off by the idea of taking it further that you can never see it at all.
like, isn't a relationship an enhanced version of friendship?
yeah i know middle school beta orbiter shit but FUCK if i don't keep falling for the same memes
at least this time i was blunt about my intentions
Anyone here ever disconnect from the internet for a while? I'm a 4chan addict and spending all my time here doesnt make me feel good. Im going to disconnect for a while I think.
It's a great thing to do, but start finding people to talk to DAILY starting NOW.
I found out that the maximum tolerance for no-real-contact with humans is aprox. 1 week. After a few days you start to decline. At 1 week-10 days you're going downhil, and without the internet you'd be the crazy guy trying to talk to strangers on the street.
>objectively doing okay in life
>still feel worthless and think about killing myself everyday
I want to sit on a robot's face.
pic not related.
How difficult is it to become a security guard/bouncer in the USA? What kind of licensing, training, etc. do I need?
>injured my head
>no longer smart
>didn't even finish my degree
>stuck into poverty and misery for the rest of my pathetic life.
Just fucking kill me.
Even if I could prove it to the government, my shitty country requires zero motor skills to give out a pity amount that's not enough to live with. My case is mild, I look normal, I'm just dumb as a rock.
>tfw no meatpuppet bf
The results are alway perfect when you fart on my face
A really cute girl that I've been snapchatting for the last week asked to Skype today. She's my sister's friend from camp and she's interested in me.
How do I not fuck this up?
Well, anon? Are you going to build your wife a toilet?