Hello again /r9k/. You might remember me as the guy who's dad pretended they were a gorilla during a job interview. I've got another story, all true. So sit back, relax, and end my suffering.
>9 or 10, don't remember
>Cousin is over
>I have an Idea
>Tell him we should scare the shit out of my parents.
>We begin brainstorming.
>Tell him I have an idea
>We both get naked and charge down the stairs
>Parents are fucking shocked
I still think about this shit every night so I guess I should share my pain.
>work at a restaurant
>girl my age walks in with her mom
>i mess up and i end up throwing away her dish instead of bagging it
>chef makes her new dish
>she says bye to me specifically
What did she mean by this bros.
i can't stop peeing out yogurt
>kicked out of college for shit grades at 22
>go back get math degree at 26
>job offer for 55k/yr job at bank
>Fiancee's dad helps me get job working for the gubmen
>didn't take my degree into consideration, just his recommendation and interview
>being paid to train in completely different field
>wasted my time doing all that hard work to get math degree
>tfw nepotism wins in the end
kinda feel like i cheated my way to success
>have worthless ba
>laid off from my last job (not my fault - work was contracted out)
>on track to make <10k this year
You make more in a year than I've made since I turned 18. I've had a lot of crappy PT jobs and only 1 full time job (and I got laid off after only a year on the job).
All life is is luck.
I know a guy that got in to a BS in chem in new zealand, the. phd in canada, hired out of school and makes 90k base salary to start.
Married at 24, all kinds of awards and shit. Hardly did any work and is probably about as smart as me.
For reference, chem phds are hired at a rate of about 1/5 right now with an average salary of 50-60k.
SDLG needs to be stopped - I call all robots, the void will take them and 4chan will be victorious. All will be explained in the discord link attached.
>"Hey faggot, c'mere and rub my horse-filled nuts before I teabag you to death!"
What do you do?
Hey miss can I-
HNGGGGGGGGG oh god I'm so sorry this doesn't usually happen
Is this suppose to be cock vore or cock birth? or people she cock vored being age regressed and turned into horses? sorta like cock unbirth? Anyway this is hot and blyzzard's art is great.
Who else has a oneitis that they've never met in real life?
How and what do you know of her? What does she look like?
>Anon can you-
>Anon would you-
>Anon do you want to-
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! STOP ASKING ME THINGS. I DON'T WANT TO TALK OR DO ANYTHING. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!
People talking to me is so goddamn annoying, how can I make them stop.
>go to an on-line forum
>get trigg'd when anons participate in forum
Post yours and rate others
I think it might be because i am in heat but damn my brothers friends mom is hot. I mean damn she is smoking. I think she is the hottest irl mom i have ever seen. Wtf moms arent suposed to be hot in their 40s. Especialy white females.
Thinking about making a Tinder to see what kind of response I get, but I don't have any photos of myself. Should I just take a single selfie and use that?
Thanks, I was thinking about throwing in this photo of my dog.
I think girls would love him desu
>eating pasta while watching a playlist on youtube
>eventually one video comes up that makes me laugh so hard i almost choke on my pasta
>begin violently laughing and crying at the same time
>tears rolling down my face
>after a few seconds i feel like im genuinely crying not from laughter but actually crying
>eventually stop crying and feel really weird like somethings wrong with me
what does this mean
have i really reached such a low point in my life that i begin genuinely crying (possibly from sadness?) while laughing?
>tfw too afraid of other peoples to even get out and go running for an hour
Who else /coward/ here?
>try and go out to enjoy a sunny day on my only day off
>it's ruined by normie couples being everywhere flaunting their relationships
I fucking hate this shit! Why do fucking Chad's and Stacies have to ruin everything!
It goes both ways, seeing someone like you in broad daylight has probably ruined many a fine afternoon for countless of based normies.
Ever thought of that?
We don't want to be reminded of how shitty the world can get, you might want to stay inside next time.
Go to Reddit normal fag, this place is not for you
who is this girl ?
who is it.