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>kicked out of college for shit grades at 22
>go back get math degree at 26
>job offer for 55k/yr job at bank
>Fiancee's dad helps me get job working for the gubmen
>90k/yr
>didn't take my degree into consideration, just his recommendation and interview
>being paid to train in completely different field
>wasted my time doing all that hard work to get math degree
>tfw nepotism wins in the end

kinda feel like i cheated my way to success

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Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:44:53 Post No.37625371
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gratz man
I bullshited myself into this university, but lets see if I can bullshit myself to get this dumb degree
i barely stumbled through year 2

Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:47:20 Post No.37625409
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>>37625344
>29
>have worthless ba
>laid off from my last job (not my fault - work was contracted out)
>on track to make <10k this year

You make more in a year than I've made since I turned 18. I've had a lot of crappy PT jobs and only 1 full time job (and I got laid off after only a year on the job).

Anonymous 2017-06-10 07:53:21 Post No.37626478
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Anonymous 2017-06-10 07:53:21 Post No.37626478 [Report]

All life is is luck.

I know a guy that got in to a BS in chem in new zealand, the. phd in canada, hired out of school and makes 90k base salary to start.
Married at 24, all kinds of awards and shit. Hardly did any work and is probably about as smart as me.

For reference, chem phds are hired at a rate of about 1/5 right now with an average salary of 50-60k.

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Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:42:47 Post No. 37625335 [Report] [View this topic]

SDLG needs to be stopped - I call all robots, the void will take them and 4chan will be victorious. All will be explained in the discord link attached.

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2017-06-10 06:36:26 Post No.37625242
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Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:36:26 Post No. 37625242 [Report] [View this topic]

>"Hey faggot, c'mere and rub my horse-filled nuts before I teabag you to death!"
What do you do?

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Anonymous 2017-06-10 07:44:24 Post No.37626302
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Hey miss can I-
HNGGGGGGGGG oh god I'm so sorry this doesn't usually happen

Anonymous 2017-06-10 07:55:58 Post No.37626522
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Is this suppose to be cock vore or cock birth? or people she cock vored being age regressed and turned into horses? sorta like cock unbirth? Anyway this is hot and blyzzard's art is great.

Anonymous 2017-06-10 07:56:29 Post No.37626534
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>>37625242
*rubs big balls*

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Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:36:05 Post No. 37625237 [Report] [View this topic]

Who else has a oneitis that they've never met in real life?

How and what do you know of her? What does she look like?

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Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:35:53 Post No. 37625228 [Report] [View this topic]

>Anon can you-
>Anon would you-
>Anon do you want to-

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! STOP ASKING ME THINGS. I DON'T WANT TO TALK OR DO ANYTHING. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

People talking to me is so goddamn annoying, how can I make them stop.

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Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:37:03 Post No.37625249
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>>37625228
fembot here,

anon could you fuck me- oh wait nvm :(

Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:38:19 Post No.37625267
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>>37625249
Menbot here, can you roasties get the fuck ou- oh wait never mind

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>>37625228
>go to an on-line forum
>get trigg'd when anons participate in forum
>tfw

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Steam thread Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:34:43 Post No. 37625208 [Report] [View this topic]

Post yours and rate others
http://steamcommunity.com/id/stratosoglitago

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ANONOMONOUS 2017-06-10 06:40:22 Post No.37625295
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/triggern/

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kueef

Anonymous 2017-06-10 07:38:00 Post No.37626201
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>Grimstad
No thank you

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Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:30:38 Post No. 37625149 [Report] [View this topic]

I think it might be because i am in heat but damn my brothers friends mom is hot. I mean damn she is smoking. I think she is the hottest irl mom i have ever seen. Wtf moms arent suposed to be hot in their 40s. Especialy white females.

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Tinder Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:24:11 Post No. 37625065 [Report] [View this topic]

Thinking about making a Tinder to see what kind of response I get, but I don't have any photos of myself. Should I just take a single selfie and use that?

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Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:26:00 Post No.37625094
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Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:26:00 Post No.37625094 [Report]

as someone who downloaded tinder the other day to do precisely that - it'll be an sad experience

Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:27:36 Post No.37625109
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>>37625065
About 2-4 photos should be ok, make sure you get a good angle and lighting on your face, also chuck in a photo of your pets if you have any

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>>37625109
Thanks, I was thinking about throwing in this photo of my dog.
I think girls would love him desu

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Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:20:20 Post No. 37625016 [Report] [View this topic]

>eating pasta while watching a playlist on youtube
>eventually one video comes up that makes me laugh so hard i almost choke on my pasta
>begin violently laughing and crying at the same time
>tears rolling down my face
>after a few seconds i feel like im genuinely crying not from laughter but actually crying
>eventually stop crying and feel really weird like somethings wrong with me

what does this mean
have i really reached such a low point in my life that i begin genuinely crying (possibly from sadness?) while laughing?

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Anonymous 2017-06-10 07:01:14 Post No.37625633
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>>37625016
You will die soon

Anonymous 2017-06-10 07:10:06 Post No.37625785
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it doesnt mean anything

move on with your life

humans behave weird irrational sometimes, who cares

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Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:16:42 Post No. 37624950 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw too afraid of other peoples to even get out and go running for an hour

Who else /coward/ here?

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Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:13:26 Post No. 37624904 [Report] [View this topic]

>try and go out to enjoy a sunny day on my only day off
>it's ruined by normie couples being everywhere flaunting their relationships

I fucking hate this shit! Why do fucking Chad's and Stacies have to ruin everything!

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Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:19:43 Post No.37624997
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Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:19:43 Post No.37624997 [Report]

It goes both ways, seeing someone like you in broad daylight has probably ruined many a fine afternoon for countless of based normies.
Ever thought of that?
We don't want to be reminded of how shitty the world can get, you might want to stay inside next time.

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>>37624997
Go to Reddit normal fag, this place is not for you

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Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:09:28 Post No. 37624848 [Report] [View this topic]

who is this girl ?
vegetable.

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Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:10:28 Post No.37624864
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>she
original comment because im so funny

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>>37624864
who is it.
oredogo

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>>37624937
he looks like crack addict

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Anonymous 2017-06-10 05:57:18 Post No. 37624675 [Report] [View this topic]

>started browsing /r9k/ in august last year
>even I can see the quality of this board goes to shit during the summer

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Anonymous 2017-06-10 05:56:18 Post No. 37624662 [Report] [View this topic]

Will getting a gf cure my opioid addiction?

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>>37624662
That Pepe should not have a smile on his face, unless he's new to heroin. Once you start doing it a while, you need it to feel normal

Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:02:23 Post No.37624747
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Anonymous 2017-06-10 06:02:23 Post No.37624747 [Report]

More opiods

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>>37624662
Nope. In fact, you may introduce her to opiods instead.

If you were really on opiods, you'd know that nobody else can "cure" you but yourself. Unless they kidnap you and lock you somewhere.

Even if you feel like you're dying, you won't actually die from opiod withdrawals unless you're an elderly addict

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