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>tfw ywn live an exciting life of dangerous backstabbing and political intrigue and manuevering to stay one step ahead of your enemies
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I JUST WANT A RIVAL
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>>35388219
>implying you are not
>implying you are not losing
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God is the creator of the simulation. I am the simulation's player.
Only way to explain all the odd things that're happening.
I've been placed here to learn lessons and fix simulated mistakes...but what lessons exactly? This is up to my disciples, from past lives, to show me.
Foregoing vanity? Rejecting vices? I'm lost. I wonder if there will be consequences for leaving me in such a state.
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What odd things?
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>>35388197
This is a circular vortex. Spinning. Spinning. Spiiiinnnnnniiiiiinnnnng.
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>>35388197
There's no evidence for any god
Regardless, why would a god care about humans in the vastness of space?
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bored? lonely? depressed?
come and watch/listen to movies, music, tv shows and anime with other robots
https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
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join and you can witness firsthand the rise of the remote meme market
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join for shitty normie movies
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bump the thread u damn rascals
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What the heck is this guys problem?
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>>35388153
what'd he do?
oRIGINAL
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well, shit, look at him! What ISN'T his problem?
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>>35388153
muh bundles
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Guys, my dad is having it rough at the hospital and I live a thousand miles away. I don't know what to think and I don't think I'm ready to accept his death. I can't call him because he's been in a coma and I'm really afraid about my Mom and her family members.
How do I cope with death?
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Only way you can: take solace in your family members. Call your mom and sister
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>>35388173
Thank you, man. Any help or reconciliation is greatly appreciated.
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Kill the rest of your family.
Is it gay if I like traps? I say it's straight because they have a (boi)pucci
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>>35388141
I think you're just going to have to figure this one out for yourself big guy
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You're a full fledge homo if you like traps
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>>35388141
Being sexually attracted to someone of the same sex and or gender is literally the very definition of homosexuality. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that though. Just stop being a little bitch about it and admit it already.
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Why can't white people define racism?
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>>35388139
because it doesnt actually exist, and what you call racism is just a learned victim complex?
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>>35388139
blacks think the whole world is racism
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>>35388184
The universe is racist for making them retards.
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>wtf ur still a virgin? just get a prostitute n get it over with xD
why are normalfaggots so stupid?
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If you really cared about losing it yeah you would have gotten a prostitute.
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>>35388135
>tfw no blacks
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>>35388135
A normie would never say "get a prostitute" idiot
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Im posting screenshots from a text convo between me and a shemale escort. Me is the yellow, shemale is the grey
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Part #2 original
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Part #3 original
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Part #4 original
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will 90mg of codeine do the trick?
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dont even think about it, brother
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>>35388107
>The LD50 is 800 mg in the average person
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>>35388107
Bump. l need answers
>ywn remove all your body hair until you're super smooth, put on some make-up, a wig, a chastity and get to role-play as a cute anime girl for days on end
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I make my girlfriend do that for me right now
I guess a sissy boy would do it even better, hmmm made me think, thanks
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>>35388086
>remove all your body hair until you're super smooth, put on some make-up, a wig, a chastity and get to role-play as a cute anime girl for days on end
I can and I will do this
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>>35388199
>I can and I will do this
What do you do or use besides a razor? Special removal creams?
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>Imagine something so strongly it's like I actually heard / saw it
I keep forgetting the real world. This can't possibly be safe.
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>>35388044
Sounds Iike schizophrenia
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>literally cant barely imagine things other than vivid images
can imagine sounds really well though
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I wouldn't worry too much. It depends on how complex these thoughts are. Is it just a quick sound, or are you having trouble telling if entire conversations are real?
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Who else on NOFAP?
>tfw whole body feels twitchy
>feel so horny
>tfw want to jerk off so fucking bad
Right this moment, i really want a girlfriend so i could fuck her throat and cum in her vagina, i'll deal with all the drama required.
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Nofap since November 2015
Off and on, few fails.
Got laid in December 2016 for the first time since July 2007.
It helps.
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>>35387994
I have a weird bruise type thing on my shaft that's been there for years and I think it's because I jerkoff once a day
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>click on porn thumbnail with cute girl
>cameraman plays 20 questions with her instead of just shooting the god damn video
The worst is when it's a guy and girl fucking and the cameraman STILL wont shut the hell up.
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>>35387980
>watching porn
lmao at your life
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>>35387980
>click on porn video
>it has a "story"
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Guide to winning an argument on any website. If someone says something you disagree with, all you have to do is plug it into the corresponding statement below:
>4chan: "X REEEEEE!"
>reddit: "le ebin X meme XD"
>tumblr: "umm X sweaty uwu"
and you win everytime. Prove me wrong, protip you can't.
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>YES I CAN PROVE YOU WRONG REEEEE!
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>>35387978
I was going to tell you that you can't win an argument on the internet but.
>Prove me wrong, protip you can't. REEEEEEEE
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>>35387978
Winning internet arguments is not a matter of being good or wrong, it is a matter of endurance. If you happen to be wrong and lacking arguments, you must keep posting until the other person gives up. Quiters are losers.