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>tfw my hair is like pic releated
just kill me lads
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>>37520352
wow anon, your hair is cute then
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>>37520352

Most guys don't have naturally great hair. You just need to style it a little.
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>>37520352
I think that's actually kinda cute, anon..

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I have to go buy marijuana (weed [drug])
where do I tell my parents I'm going??
and how do i explain the $80 missing from my bank??
i think i need some really big help here
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You're going to a friends house to pick up something you forgot there. And fuck them it's your money, don't need to explain it.
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>>37520349
Here are some solutions:
>don't buy the weed
>just tell your parents that you're a man and you can do whatever you want without telling them what's up
>tell them you bought yourself a dildo
>man the fuck up and just do whatever you want
>tell them you were robbed via the internet
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>>37520349
What the fuck are you like 12?

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Pictures of 4channers at the big political rally in Portland yesterday in >>>/p/3089786

boards.4chan.org/p/thread/3089786

not even sure how interboard linking works anymore
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>>37520332
>not even sure how interboard linking works
Fucking cross boarder gtfo plus you're the worst because you come from /pol/. I bet you're a normalfag
Go back to >>>/pol/
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cringe

/pol/ is more autistic than /r9k/ lately
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>>37520409
i'm not even from this website for like decades,i just came back to show you your photos from yesterday, kiddo

sorry if that makes you upset.

ITT weird shit from when you were a kid.

>had this one friend briefly
>couple years younger than me
>our parents knew their parents
>stay the night once
>oh the hot water has run out! we need to share the shower!
>decline, no reason to shower, they couldn't find a reason either i guess
>they probably showered father and son or whatever, i can't remember (REPRESSED MEMORRRIESSSS)
>get into bunk bed around 10pm
>little dude sticks his head out
>want me to zuck ya dick?
>ummm no thanks
>his wife randomly gets bitten by a spider and goes to the hospital
>go home in the morning
>never speak of any of it and never go there again

He was definitely molested the poor little kid.
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I literally saw Spongebob by my door one night when I was laying in bed.
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OP here again

>at another friends house few years later
>watching under siege
>we both loved that movie, already seen it like twice
>around midnight watching it in his room
>parents let him have the tv in there for the sleepover
>birthday cake scene, chick comes out with those perfect tits
>friend goes up to the screen
>pulls pants down and pushes his dick against the screen
>out of literally fucking nowhere his mom opens the fucking door at midnight and catches him
>pretend to be sleeping
>she tells him off or whatever
>still pretend to be asleep
>he goes to sleep
>both wake up in the morning
>i go home
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>>37520411
Also want to add same kid wanted me to play strip poker with his sister when we were all like 10. All this shit is coming back to me so i'm gonna stop thinking about my childhood now.

ITT: films that women can't understand
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>>37520250
Oh and you understand it? Then please explain to me the themes of the movie and how they apply today. Specific examples please
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>>37520296
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Forever let us hold our banner high.
High. High. High.

Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Here we go a-marching and a-shouting merrily.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

We play fair and we work hard and we're in harmony.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Forever let us hold our banner high.
High. High. High.

Boys and girls from far and near you're as welcome as can be.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Who is marching coast to coast and far across the sea?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Forever let us hold his banner high.
High. High. High.

Come along and sing a song and join the family.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
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Same goes for American History X, Fight Club, The Believer and Apocalypse Now

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>tfw you remember the ol' minecraft pvp channel you and a buddy made
>tfw you remember the hours of skyping all night long while beating the shit out of little kids on pvp servers and getting banned by faggot mods
>tfw you remember it got hacked by the friend of your partner who then doxxed the both of you and deleted the channel

I USED TO BE, A LITTLE BOY.
SO OLD, IN MY SHOES.
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Minecraft in 2011-2014 was a golden age. I regret only playing it once in a while back then, and I haven't played it since.
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>>37520219
>go back to playing it near the end of 2016 with some fat slob in an attempt to relive the good ol' days
>isn't fun anymore
>all the cunt does is try to hook up with 8 year olds and gets mad at you whenever you kill someone who he thinks is a girl

When did you realize the good ol' days are nothing but a fading memory?
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>>37520277

>When did you realize the good ol' days are nothing but a fading memory?

Nice dubs. I'd say I realized that in 2009 or so.

Left or right girl?
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>>37520118
right please, and please let her have a penis, i want cute trap gf or trans gf
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>>37520118
>filename
Lels
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I like to cook so either way tbqh

But a hug aint enough desu

Impregnation is the only thing she will get

Just over 2 days to go edition
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>>37520014

Come on lads, post your streets on google streetview, if you dare.
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This is a no politics zone
Political posts, related to Britain or otherwise, shall be redirected to /pol/, the designated board for political discussion
Thank you for your cooperation
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qing gei wo yige zhongguo nupengyou

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Do you think children of porn stars ever look up their mom's videos?
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they would provably fap to it. And their mom would not care at all.
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The papas a mixed dude so she'll be fine
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>>37520003
No, but the friends of their children. Then will get bullied for that, and then end up in this board creating the very same thread as you.

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Fuck off with your BRAP threads. Why can't you just post a hot ass without your idiotic commentary?
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>>37519897
>Fuck off with your BRAP threads. Why can't you just post a hot ass without your idiotic commentary?


BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

*splurt*

>teheheee sorry anon I couldn't hold it back
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>>37519897
that's a nice ass, mate.
very nice.
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>>37519897
Me wan chocco milkies

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Will Elliot Rodger's handwritten journal ever be released?
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The autism manifesto
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He had a handwritten journal?
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>>37519860
I hear they store it in the Vatican somewhere underground

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I'm gonna fucking off myself right now I swear to nigger
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>>37519819
Pain is temporary, glory is forever anon. You'll make it through just fine :^)
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God damn mother of shitfuck ass crap
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>>37519819
Make sure to stream and you'll go directly to Valhalla

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If god is all knowing and knows all that has and will ever happen, then why do people have to take life as a trial for him to judge? Doesn't free choice contradict the all knowing god theory?
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Every innumerable soul belongs with God in Heaven, and that's where most are. We are down here out of our own fault. In time immemorial we committed a sin, or perhaps we even came here voluntarily, wanting to see what life looks like without God

So now we are here, and we will stay in these non-Heaven realms until we truly want to and are ready to return to God.

As for free choice/free will, we as individual souls have it because we are made in God's image, and that includes us having a tiny amount of God's free will.
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>>37519818
if you were omnipresent you would exist in the past present and future simeultaniously so you would know what is going to happen but other beings that only exist in the present still have to experience it all

there's a theory that we already have reached the biblical armageddon/day of judgement but we cant experience it until every soul has had their own personal chance to be born and die, and then at that moment we will arrive at the "end" and judgement. since we are stuck in the prison of time it appears that we are living through thousands of years of waiting for something to happen but to a being outside of time it would only be a few seconds at most. i.e the story of god creating the world in 6 days but our experience and knowledge of it says it took trillions of years
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If you couldn't do it, then why would you blame God for not doing it either?

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*blocks your path*
>"Listen anon... I like you, and I want you. That dick is going inside me one way or another."
*locks door*
>"Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The choice is yours."
Uh oh. What do you do?
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>>37519786
throw my shit at her.
Act like a monkey get treated like a monkey.
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>mfw I heard the booty warrior say "The choice is yours"
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>>37519786
Knock her out , she cant dodge a punch and counter

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>tfw you will never live in a cyberpunk megacity
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>you will never live in a high tech superstructure spanning billions of kilometers
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>>37520937
What kind of fungi or dead people grind are they supposed to subsist on?
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>>37521013
Supercompact nutritional bars.


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