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>>35737489
you have the best chance to make it to heaven if you have faith apparently

Don't group yourself with anyone but degenerate shitposters silly.

>>35737489
Hope you're using your freedom from sexual desires to do something great with your life.

>>35737486
If that's you then lose weight you fat fuck

Also "PUA" is bullshit, cold approaching girls is just about the most difficult thing to do if you're a sperg

>>35737603
I know I need to lose weight.

I can't approach girls during the day, too shit scared. I do at night when I've had a few but I can never seem to get beyond small talk.

>>35737623
Well you're not gonna get beyond small talk looking like that. And if you can already talk to them and approach girls you'll do just fine if you get in shape

Approaching girls at night will make you seem creepy btw

>>35737472
what are you a fucking shitskin ongabonga indian?

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Well shouldn't be that hard if you fap to that std ridden negress

You're gay and you should feel gay.

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>>35737389
mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga. bix nood!

>>35737389
>mam, you should really move your purse within your eyesight range. There are a lot of hobos around here trying to score a quick hit with some stolen money

>>35737389
>have you seen my son? He ran off while I was setting up our picnic and I can not find him. Let me know if you see him please, I am very worried about him

>>35737355
If she's attractive she's attractive, you're not blind, it's fine to think "if she wasn't my sister I'd fuck her into a wheelchair
Acting on that or having romantic feelings beyond physicality, that's weird

>>35737355
is your sister cute? post a pic of her

Nah, my sister is beautiful. Only the gayest sort of man wouldn't bang her, relative or not.

You give them money for you to run and lift stuff.
You fucking idiot.

>>35737310
woo a girl and take your carnal pleasure out on her

waste of time unless ur fat

Go back to your board >>>/lgbt/ even they don't like you traps!

>>35737267
>tfw you are naturally attracted to trans-women and have been masturbating to various forms of trap-porn since you were 12

I already was

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>>35737267
Oh absolutely
I just cant find any in my town, which is weird because I live close to San Francisco

Bump give us a minute

This is going to take some time

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just took a pic and played with the contrast, it's quicker
I like my facial angle and my, I would say, very pronounced caucasian features

>>35737211
These are absolutely retarded criteria for making someone the top 0.1% or 5%.

>>35737211
Intermediate phase between the Chad and the Normie. I'm Chad socially and when it comes to confidence, but physically I am more in the direction of a normo.

Whoever made this is obviously gay. Putting all emphasis on physical things which aren't even attractive. For some reason gays are very attracted to roided gym rats, while everyone else looks down on them as dumb genetic trash.

Do you wanna have gay sex OP? Where do you live?

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Could be worse, I'll take it if he likes to top

what the FUCK is wrong with YOU fucking faggots i s2g im gonna murder someone holy shit shut up

>>35737108
No, the opposite. My mum and dad were only 19 so they didnt know how to raise a child properly

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41 dad/40 mom
did I ever have a chance?

>>35737320
>41 dad

It's only dangerous over 55, that was the cutoff the Greeks had I believe.

>>35737067
I hope this isn't serious

>>35737067
Are you fucking blind op?

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>>35737080

I wish I was joking too

>>35737000
Welfare doesn't count you fucking dumb nigger

>>35737000
where's the horizon zero?

>>35737000
Post benis with vidya

Prostitution. If she finds out she'll appreciate the lengths you went to to keep her happy.

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>>35736926
the more you learn about women the more you will understand why the world is falling apart

but there's no going back

You wouldn't.
If you can't provide for yourself, you're not in a position for a relationship. Your choice is either to find a partner who can provide for you and then feel like a leech or you try to sort your situation out (find a job).

Assuming you're a sane person, you will eventually start feeling guilt and worthlessness if the other person has to take care of you.

>like buttons
fuck off

>>35736917
We got a philosopher over hrrre

>>35737027
>pretending you're not a normie who spends tons of time on facebook
Look at this fella over here