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So do you guys like cakes?
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No. They're too sugary and the frosting is shit tier. It tastes even worse when its refrigerated.
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>>34915581
I'm not a fat fuck so no
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Damn, what wouldn't i give for ability of eating these sugar jews without getting fat.

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>tfw you wake up after sex all night and rub the head of your cock on your gfs clit
>tfw she spreads her pussy and says "cum for me"

living the dream. I made it
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Will I make it anon
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I really hope your not one those losers who thinks they're cool because they settled for a fattie
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>>34915547
GET OUTTA HERE NORMIE! REEEEEE

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Let's review...
>they were what catalyzed feminism
>they are what give women their power over sex and the sex industry
>they are what ruined 4chan and destroyed the rules that kept this place a haven for male creativity and discourse
>they start murdering people because they want sex
>they will worship and orbit drawings and jpegs
>they give women endless power because of their own thirst and then BLAME THE WOMEN for "having life on easy mode" when it is they and their thirsty lack of self control that has made female lives so trivially easy
>they get together on the internet to cause political divides in people, hampering all progress towards civil stability
>make enemies of well adjusted people
>extremely perverted in ways that would make the lords of the underworld vomit
>many are pedophiles and delight in eating human feces
>humiliate their home nations by going to Japan and making asses of themselves with their Asian girl fetishes and then go back home to belittle women for dating outside their race
>refuse to wash themselves or exercise any level of personal hygiene, stinking up every building they enter
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I was complaining about betas in another thread. I'll just copy and paste what I had there.

Robots and beta males are more worthless than females. At least females can give birth to non beta men who will advance our civilization in the fields of math, science and engineering while beta males continue to contribute less than women.
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>>34915579
Also this.

And
>they created MGTOW: a group that publicly proclaims their extreme butthurt over a problem THEY created. The fact that it accomplishes nothing does nothing to stop it from existing.
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>janitor auto sages the thread

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Is this good?

I saw some normies review, and they think its good romance. What do you think robot?
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>>34915527
If you've seen and enjoyed other films written by Charlie Kaufman, you'll enjoy this one.
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I liked it. Although, don't watch it if you broke up recently. Gives feels in a Her way.
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It's shit but I can see why plebs like it. I'd you're not too elitist in your taste you'll probably enjoy it.

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Seriously y'all should invest in some feline companions
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>>34915524
dogs>cats
they're more loyal, bro
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>>34915524
Well, that's one way for /r9k/ to get pussy...
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>>34916759
dogs are like retarded children

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>Only friend I have left just told me he doesn't want to be around me anymore
It's over, I really have no friends anymore
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>>34915460
Kek hahaj
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>not doing pre-emptive strikes and burning bridges before this happens

called it on yourself. friends never last a lifetime. make friends, keep them for maybe a year tops, then destroy the friendship, then move on. I've kept doing this for years now and haven't been hurt since right out of high school. Have to keep making friends with worse and worse people though.
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>>34915460
Bro I lost my only friend back in 2013

Step your game up lmao

Can't tell if acoustic music is Chad or autistic.

>tfw play guitar and still don't get girls
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more like autoostic
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>>34915419
Bit of a stretch there bud.
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>>34915510

Bit like your anus then

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>tfw no scat bf
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>wondered if OP was a girl because of nail
>OP actually saved it from elsewhere
>also it's a cupcake not scat
Nothing to see here.
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>>34915586
>actual scat
Yuck
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>>34915586
Why the fuck are you posting guy scat?
>>>/lgbt/

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fat fuck gen

What's your endgame, fatbots?

I'll either finally get thin or spend a few years being fat and eating whatever I want before checking out.
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>>34915205
my endgame is to increase my mass to the point where I become a star
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>>34915205
Fat people secretly control the world
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>>34915205
I'll probably just keep eating, not like I was getting pussy when I had as skinny fuck. Might as well eat tasty treats till I die.

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>be fat unsociable loser nerd
>start going on /fit/ and signed up for community college classes
>transfering to university after a year and a half and also got a gf

Why didn't anyone tell me it was so easy to just stop being beta?
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>>34915186
the path is always in front of us
it's finding the strength to take it that's tough
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>>34915186
>fat normie loses weight and becomes regular normie.
>gets a gf
Save it for your blog,
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>>34915247
So why do you faggots on here complain about "chad privilege" and how girls won't date you when you're a fat virgin loser with nothing to offer?

Robots and beta males are more worthless than females. At least females can give birth to non beta men who will advance our civilization in the fields of math, science and engineering while beta males continue to contribute less than women.

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>forgot to take out my tampon last night
>Woke up with a day old tampon in me
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>>34915151
do girls ever get their periods while they are asleep?
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>>34915181
if you can piss, shit, and die in your sleep then girls can bleed out of their meat holes at night
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>>34915151
Hope you get a yeast infection.

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>bust my ass for 4 years at university getting my bachelors
>every entry level job pays just above min wage which after taxes, rent and student loans is next to nothing
>while chad flunks his classes and easily gets a 100k job at Goldman Sachs through his normie connections

Mark my words, normies. I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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>>34915136
>I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Great movie, senpai
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>>34915136
>not getting a masters
What did you study?
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>>34915200
>What did you study?

Guitar

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>its the new Babs content episode
its my favourite one. another year of babsposting ahead
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Is it really fair to be this qt and have dat ass?
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>>34915086

Those feet are sexy.
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>>34915602
they're cute because they're attached to Babs.

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Reminder that it's MUCH worse when Chad dates an average "obtainable" girl when he could easily get an 8/10+ Stacy
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>>34914990
It's worse because he'll just pump and dump them or what?
I don't follow.
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>>34915720
Raises the standards of the slut in question.
>Chad fucked me once, why should I have to settle for your ugly ass?
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>>34914990
Chads date average girls for a reason - they're bigger than their vaginas. You'll often see Chads with average/ugly bitches because they're sick of entitled moany Stacies.

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What would you do in this situation /r9k/?

Would you help this lady and be a Self Defender, or would you choose to stay out of the Danger Zone?

Don't put yourself unnecessarily in danger! This shop owner did, and she certainly wishes that she hadn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiz8f4TNiso
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>>34914853

>implying anything like that happens in my safe space bedroom

Fucking normies, go out, get fucked up.
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What did that dumb roast think she was going to do?
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Dude should have used gas and sold her a match.

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