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I've been poking around on he back pages in my town thinking about hiring the services of a lesbian sex worker, anyone have experience with getting a hooker or have any advice?
I'm really lonely and I want to cuddle someone and touch them and be touched by someone and don't know what else to do
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>>38101132
are you a female? if no do not
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>>38101132
>tfw you will never be a cute shy lesbian with a hot aggressive gf.
I'm a straight make but this feel gets me.
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>>38101229
there's an 80% chance you're INFP I think.
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whats it like having a THICK gf?
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Why do women do that to their eyebrows? It ruins the whole face.
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its great desu especially if she likes sitting on your face
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>>38101127
>its great desu especially if she likes sitting on your face
i-is it everything I dreamed of?
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Hello friends, we've started a new discord for /int/ people however everyone is welcome including robots. Its a new place for everyone to come and discuss whatever is on you mind plus whatever funposts you have in mind.
Invite: tf3whK4
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oreganino bumperino
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>>38101075
fuck off discord cancer
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>>38101075
this isn't int retard
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How do you imagine your wedding day?
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>>38101052
inside my coffin.
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>>38101052
Why would I want to get married? No point in it.
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I can barely hear the priest from inside my cuckshed. The bull gropes my wife as he slips my ring onto her finger
>Went to a party yesterday
>had a few shots and didn't really feel anything
>walked my friends back to the bus stop
>returned to the party and started talking to these fucking normies
>I NEVER REALISED THESE CUNTS WERE SO FUCKING DULL
>I've only talked to them for about 15 minutes before, so I never really realised how bad they were but to spend 6 FUCKING HOURS WITH THEM?!
>It was literally like talking to an NPC, not a single person had a mind of their own.
>About 2 hours in i'm wasted as shit after having a bottle of vodka to myself
>even the alcohol didn't make them more interesting but atleast now I didn't have to respond, I could just listen to their bullshit.
>It's now dark and everyone is walking back
>I'm walking back with these 2 girls and we decide to go to McDonald's
>for the entire 45 minute walk they're talking to me about the most trivial shit
>"My instagram post only got 45 likes i think i'm gonna delete it"
>"at the party this girl kept looking at me funny"
>for the entire walk there i'm just half listening, and letting these dimwits just fucking talk.
>we get there and they buy me a cheeseburger and some fries, and at this point they still haven't shut the fuck up for about 50 minutes.
>after our meal they say that one of their dad's is gonna pick them up
>OSHIT
>the one next to me kisses me and says goodbye
>DID I JUST SPEND 6 HOURS TALKING TO THESE FUCKING BRAINLESS IDIOTS FOR A PECK ON THE FUCKING LIPS?! FUUUCK
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>>38101030
Continue doing it and you may finaly get laid my dude
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>>38101872
Yeah, i'm going to another party next week
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>>38101030
Bye robot.
GET THE FUCK OUT
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I can't handle it anymore.
I can't handle being a loser.
This girl is 28 years old and I am 24 and she is my soulmate but will never know because I fucked up my life.
I'm going to do something RASH
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>>38101014
What kind of rash?
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>>38101057
VERY FUCKING RASH MAN!
I CAN'T HANDLE BEING THIS AWARE ANYMORE!
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>>38101014
>my soulmate
>she corresponds to both societal and genetic standards of beauty therefore my dick is diamonds and I want to cum in her bareback, but I'm too beta to admit that to myself
Children
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>walking down street
>girl on other side of street starts verbally assaulting me
>ignore her
>she keeps doing it
>say "stop talking to me bitch"
>her face goes all red
>looks angry as fuck
>power walks across the street to get to me
>slaps my face and says "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING ME A BITCH"
>push her
>she falls
>she gets up and brushes herself off and walks away still talking shit
>bunch of white knights come and start yelling at me like I'm the bad guy
>tell them shes been yelling shit at me for no reason and she assaulted me first
>they say it doesn't matter how it started I shouldn't ever lay a hand on a woman
I really don't understand people. Either people are fucked up or I've just been extremely unlucky most times I leave my house and go outside in public.
I don't get it, I'm not ugly, not fat, I look like a normie on the outside, I don't get it. What she was insulting me about? I don't know, just random "bad words" at me.
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You should have punched her in the face as hard as you could.
If you're ever going to hit someone in retaliation to assault the objective should be to cause as much pain and damage as possible
If you get into the habit of giving people love taps some nigger is going to destroy you someday
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Some people have very little capacity to handle their own problems effectively and so resort to taking them out on others. This is almost always compounded by a lack of decent education.
Don't think too much of it, OP. It helps to find a group of level-headed friends so dealing with the retards in society is easier.
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>>38101012
why'd she start shouting?
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Remember him? Try not to gasp when you see what he looks like now.
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>>38100816
He's a mouth breather from an infant probably. He sucked his thumb a lot and always breathed with his mouth. And his face was developing his face grew downward instead of outward. It created a vertical profile, resulting in this deformity that affects every inch of the facial bones, muscles and teeth. He also has very narrow arches(width is very short both top and lower jaw) which is a growth deformity probably from mouth breathing as well.
That is not his natural face.
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>>38100893
>mouth breathing deform your face
nigga i know some kids always with sinus, you should stop with drugs
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>>38101042
Not to that severity but he's right that mouth breathing does physically affect your face over time.
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But why don't you listen to the greatest Australian artist right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osyqhV4NTU4
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>make everything creepy and vulgar!!
dropped
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already am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11FIWJZkxKQ
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>"feel the blood gushing from your anus"
>"reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Is... is she... dare I say... /ourgirl/? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqKoYWEYZ3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c5ylayCXKw
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>>38100709
Her haircut, brows and makeup are disgusting. I'm sure she'd be prettier if she just went natural.
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Please go back to /pol/
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>nigger
>looks like a tranny
>girl
>/ourgirl/
Fuck off.
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>Find something you love, work hard every day, never stop trying to grow
SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCKING IDEOLOGUE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ironically, those kind of people are the most noisy when they fall
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>>38100748
>ironically, those kind of people are the most noisy when they fall
what did he mean by this?
As in, they'll complain?
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>>38100691
Take their advice Anon. The way out is through.
Faggot.
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Does anyone here talk to themselves when they're alone?
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>>38100611
Bumping my own thread with zero shame.
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Yep. For as long as I can remember I've been talking to myself. I usually talk to myself when doing stuff I need to do as it helps make the task less of a drag.
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>>38100611
I mostly do it whole driving but yes. In different voices, too. Sometimes it's like I have a split personality
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How are you eeling today, anon?
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Not really shore
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A little fishy
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>>38100546
How do i into boipucci?
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>manlet
>robot waifu he got by searching the earth for dragon balls
>he could have wished for anything
>he wished for a gf
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>>38100501
>wished for something
>his wish was granted
not /ourguy/
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>bald
>beta
>manlet
>dates a sex robot
>had chad friends who look after him but never quite accept him
DEFINITELY /OURGUY/
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>>38100501
What's up with the massive height difference in DBZ? Are they aleins or some shit? Seems so unfair that krillin is 2 ft tall and by circumstances of birth was unable to ever be the great warrior like goku. Bad message to send to kids. Manlets eternally btfo, when will they learn?
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>meet 3 classmates
>one is awkward
>we're all talking, joking, he's silent
>I try include him in the conversation, make jokes
>he keeps saying he doesn't want to talk about X
>X being his past job, some female friend he has and the potential to date, future possibilities
>keeps saying shit like "just stop picking on me", for what is literally just bants
>I don't even mean insulting bants, friendly bants
>every time he'd just sigh and say "guys, could we not?"
>would just kill every line of conversation
>we'd question his behaviour
>he'd start talking about how he was bullied in high school
>over 6 years ago
I'll bet half you cunts are like this.
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>>38100411
Get him drunk to the point he is loving life, letting his guard down and having a good time. Then, after restoring his faith in humanity, have everyone in the vicinity turn around and point and laugh at him with out stopping until he cries and runs away. Serves him right for being a wanklord after you honestly tried to connect and be friendly with him.
Maybe he will greentext his experience on here after you are done kek.
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Yeah he sounds like a cunt but maybe you shouldn't pester him with your autistic bullshit faggot also please leave this board you fucking normie
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Sounds deeply insecure. Unless you're fucking with specific insecurities on purpose, he needs to harden the fuck up