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Should I shave my chest hair? Is that a thing men can do or is it reserved to gay boys?
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Why do you let society dictate what you can and can't do?

Who the fuck is even going to see your chest hair
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Just trim it. Make sure you trim extra close around the nipples, no one likes hairy nips.
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>>36244937
You're over thinking this. Only gay Chads shave their chest hair

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Give me ONE reason why women shouldn't be systematically killed for being vile and disgusting.
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>>36244921
I can't think of one
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>>36245757
mah nigga

origainioio
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No women to put my benis in

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> he thinks white people can be robots
Stop this.
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>>36244909
groids are the worst
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>>36244909
You making a fool of yourself man shut the fuck up
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>>36244909
>Be white
>Every women of every race wants you
>Thinks you can be a robot

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I hate women. A lot. How do i get rid of my sex drive so i don't have to jerk off?
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>>36244903
JUST FUCK MY LAWN UP FAMALAM
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>>36244903
Meditation

That's how the Buddhist monks and Indian yogi stay celibate for so long.

Obviously it's not gonna be easy but it's possible.
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>>36244948
Is there sex drive removing specific meditation? Or does it not matter

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Can we have a thread where we talk about things that bother us and we reply to eachother? ill read all your posts

i live in the south and my parents and family are the kind of people who sayvthey arent racist but always call people niggers and say racist things. my mon and dad would "never speak to me again" if i brought a girl home that wasnt all white, my mon said so too and was like "your father would never speak to you again". my dad has even told me one time when i was middle school that he rather me marry my first cousin than another race person. anytime im riding with him and he sees a white guy and a black girl he will say sonethibg like "i bet his grandfather would be proud". my family also has laughed about this old guy that my grandpa was best friends with in the 1960s and how he say a black man and woman get out of a car so he went and got a bucket of paint and poured it all over their car. my dad just laughed and was like "that was when there wasnt any politically correct bs". they also believe god travels in a ufo, heaven is segregated and whites arentge real israelites while jews are literally from eve havibg a child with the devil. they also think that some jews have human sacrifices called blood libels. honestly even if i had a white girlfriend i wouldnt want hernto meet my parents even though my parents are nice they believe fucked up shit. i like next door to them at my grandmas and i work at a family buisness so theres really not any real reason i can just leave and fo somewhere else because i dont have any friends anyways. and if i did have a gf eho was white and i didntbtell them about her theyd want to know where i go all the time since most of the time i stay at home.

any advice, sorry its long. is this normal at all, i mean everyobe around here who is a local is pretty much like them except for the ufos, segregated heaven and jew stuff thats only my parents
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>>36244852
He voted for Trump didn't he
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lel based dad

seriously tho f ur family
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Keeping the race nice and strong.
Oregbonwej

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Anyone else really scared of thunder?
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>>36244807
Yeah, any sudden loud bangs really fucking scare the shit out of me. I remember this one time about maybe 8 years ago I was playing GTA IV and all of a sudden me and my dad heard this loud fucking explosion and we got up, shouted "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, WAS THAT AN EXPLOSION HOLY FUCK!" and looked around for 5 minutes to see what it was.

Turns out it was a thunderclap directly over our house. Now I'm triggered whenever there is a storm and usually have to plug my ears.
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Please somebody talk to me. I'm being serious. It's thundering right now and I'm like freaking out.
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>>36244926
I just posted a reply you fag. I hope a giant thunderclap comes over your house and kills you.

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>25 years old
>virgin
>loved crossdressing as an autist pervert since 14
>Went to university for 6 years for a bachelors degree. Dropped out at 7th year.
>got lonely at university, got it to trap meme
>play vidya as an escapism
>tried PUA program, girls thought im a faggot
>tried working out, guys think im a faggot
>Too much trap meme starts to make me feel like a trap
>goes to gender clinic
>starts hormones
>grows boobs
>finally be friends with alpha males but give up my boipussy in return
>tell parents i want to be a tranny
>Parents know im just an autist trying another abnormal lifestyle and doesnt give a fuck
>mkay, I keep taking titty skittles
>become even more beta male with female hormones, starts acting flamboyant and faggy
>but I know im just an autist..
>tries to transition into a girl but realize that I am 5'10 tall tranny with manly shoulder
>now I am neet, lives in my parents house, have to hide my tranny boobs from them.
>my only joy in life is eating chicken tenders and playing vidya all day as a form of escapism.

Help me plz.
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>>36244770
without pics, no

get out
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>>36244770
haha "titty skittles" lmao
this is going to the front page of r/4chan
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>>36245279
rofl include me in the screencap

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How little sleep would it take to acquire eye bags? And does it rely on genetics, ie, if I have good skin, will it be harder to get bags?
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ive had huge eyebags since i was around 6. they are permanent, they do not depend on how much i sleep.
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>>36245617
Perkele <3333
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>>36245691
i-i love you t-too
v-vittu

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What do robots do when dealing with/dwelling in self-disappointment, when it happens in the rare times you actually, seriously hope for something?

Any particular music/film/activity?
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I hear people like to slit their wrists, you could try that.
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>>36244754
I bike.
Call me a normalfag, but it gives me a sense of freedom (too poor for car). Also you can go on pretty cool nature paths.
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>>36244754
I just smoke weed, I soon forget about whatever it was and just want to play vidya or some shit

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I'm trying to kill myself.
Going to actually.

But i'm homeless.
I need a home to killmyself how I want to.

Not gonna jump into a train or off a building to ruin a day or risk failing.

Im not gonna take pills or cut myself open like that or hang.

Im gonna inhale carbon monoxide or helium.
But I need a door I have the right to lock and bring equipment into al while being able to tell others to fuck off.

But the issue is this.
I only have only $3k from my first job.

I will never work again.

I refuse to, at this point.
I wont salt the wound and let them squeeze labor out of me I don't even reserve for myself.

So back to the living issue.
I could fly to kansas maybe and rent a room for dirt cheap.

But how are they tempered about renting to blacks?
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Nigga have you never heard of a hotel
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>>36245524
>a hotel
Wait in a hotel that charges nightly?
For a package costin $120+ that takes a week or more to deliver?

Or if not that reported for noise complaints for the machine when inhalng carbon monoxide?

Yo why don't you think before you post.
I know you like life and all but don't hamfistedly make light of my issue.

You are most likely some form of
>tfw no Gee eff
Poster maybe.

I ain't gonna tell you to waiton all fours in a city centre stuffing your face in the crotches of female passerbys.

It aint that fucking simple
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>>36246178
Why do you care about money now? 3k is enough for a hotel for a week plus whatever the fuck cost your package is.
And what noise complaints are you talking about? Turning a valve on a helium tank sure makes a lot of noise anon.
Also that's some cute projection at the end there.


10/10 bait anon, made me reply. Keep up the solid work.

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Last night a girl put my penis in her mouth.
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>>36244693
Did she swallow your cum?
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>>36244739
Yeah. But she left right after because she had to wake her son up for school.
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>>36244862
did she kiss her son before brushing her teeth?

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Can we ban traps? I'm honestly fond of sissy boys but we're hitting /b/ levels of trapness as of late. DESU I don't know why we aren't a blue board. Who the fuck goes to /r9k/ of all boards to fap?
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>The "DESU" is changed to desu.
reeeeee
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>>36244636
TO BE HONEST. TO BE MOTHERFUCKING HONEST.
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I want this to be a blue board so bad

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pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

original post
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>>36244571
kill urself anime faggot nigger
die die die
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>>36244571
>rember happy day
waht is hapy
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>>36244571
dis is bretty enlightneming Ill tink of dis when I tell my mom im going to smash her nose into a million pieces if she doesnt quit naggin

>inherit $95,000 from deceased father figure
>don't even care
what do normalfags spend their money on? should i invest or something?
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>>36244512
Reality isn't a bad idea, or even straight gold.
Or a donation to give a fellow robot a shot at a happy life ;)
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Anything you can turn into more money. Personally I'd buy a building and rent it out.
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>>36244512
Buy an investor to do that shot for you.

Personally, I would spend it all on weed and drop out of uni and buy a shitty apartment in Idaho. In this apartment, I would masturbate and buy the best vidya and eat steak sometimes

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Shrek thread anyone?
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>>36244450
"Bye-bye" - Shrek 2017
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>>36244450
IT'S ALL OGRE NOW

Ogreginal
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>>36244507
This

Ogreginal

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