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Roast me guys
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I like getting roasted
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wwyd ?
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fucking r9k faggots

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>Only a shitlord would deal in absolutes hahahah
how can one movie be so bluepilled
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>>35036461
>>>>>>>>>/tv/
0range
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>>35036551
orange??

huh...wow

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Tfw listening to Coldplay in my cubicle and browsing the Ricco 9 Klan on muh iPhone.

Mfw all this privilege.
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>>35036419
Is this chick (dude) a trap or is it a woman (woman)
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>>35036439

Whatever you want, anon. Set yourself free.

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>tfw no female virgin friend who will be my cheerleader to motivate me to be successful.

Who knows this feel
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women want a man who is already successful, not a loser who might or might not make it
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>>35036568
>when am I gonna get my second chance already?
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>>35036568
this is why the successful men collect the freshest high school graduates

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Are white women going to be extintion of whites ?
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>>35036372
>Not white
>Dad is though

Both
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>>35036372
not if white males become white women
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>>35036389

>Not white

>Dad is

Anon l...

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I've decided to be bisexual by choice, how do I deal with my new found feelings?
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then go suck a dick and lick a clit
you think anyone gives a shit?
'fuck outta here
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>>35036299
Hmm try fapping to traps but thats more straight then Bisexual. Check out Grindr if you want to fuck girls (boys) or if you want a man (man)
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>>35036329
I do though senpai nothing wrong with traps and boipussy hell even a cock or two most robots are bi at least

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Who here also likes cucking pussy beta boys? I can't get off unless I'm fucking someone's gf or wife.
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>>35036274
What do the other 29 look like?
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>>35036274
Fuck u. Piece of shit.
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>>35036274

*cuts you up, cleans and dips you in flour.*
*you are being deep fried *

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQMWBBmTXrs
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>>35036262
Asian dudes really don't get the love they deserve but their neurotic obsession with White women and only White women is truly, truly disturbing.
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Hey I was working.

>>35037086

Just means it's worth fighting for.

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>I am a student, entrepreneur and investment guru. 25 y/o.
>Currently netting $30.000-$40.000 from investments alone.


AMA
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>>35036215
who is your favorite anime girl
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damn 40 dollars sound alot

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Western and East Asian society are sick and filled with miserable Iittle boy-men that will never breed. By the end of the century half of the world will be African.
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Asian and European men are in Africa colonizing your land and fucking your women, nigger.
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The same demographic changes that happened in the first world are happening in other parts of the world
Or so I've read

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>sitting with your grandson on the porch
>he asks you to tell a story

what you gonna tell him? "son, let me tell ya about that one time /pol/ bogpilled me. it seemed just like any day on the internet when..."

seriously, you spend all of your life at home in front of a computer, what you gonna think your kids will think of you?

and how do you justify it for yourself?
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>>35036178
One day kid I received the one call that saved Europe
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>implying any of us will reproduce
>implying robots aren't weird perpetually single uncles at best
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they won't think anything because they'll be spared the horror of existence

pic related; proof of their pure bloodline

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What is the fastest and least painful way of committing suicide with the least risk of failing and ending up a cripple? I can't get a gun.
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>>35036170
i know this guy that used to be an anathestiologist. u pay him 10 grand and he puts u to sleep then cuts ur head off no pain real quick

btw am I a 10?
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>>35036170
burning charcoal: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide
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as far as i know suicide by drop hanging is fairly painless since it instantly breaks your spinal cord. you need to hang yourself high enough that you're able to fall like ten feet though, outherwise you'll probably just slowly suffocate which is agony

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Does it count as a sewer side attempt if I tied a blanket around my neck and put the blanket into the top of a closed door and kinda hung there and choked myself out?
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>>35035967
>sewer side

Nice phone post.
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>>35035967
Unless you were trying to jerk off, yes.

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>mfw my name is literally chad

I didn't ask for this.
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>>35035865
>mfw my middle name is literally Stacy
>I'm a boy(male)
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>>35035880
That's true pain, anon.

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Baka, why do you even want a gf? Isn't it better to do whatever you want, and save a lot of money?
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>>35035806

Ya it is, Asuna sempak.
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>>35035806
>that feeling that I get when I have no girlfriend

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