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How do I get a stronk 6.4 ft (190 cm) bf to turn him into my little sextoy?

t. 5'9 (175 cm)
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6'4 bottom here

Where do you live ?
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>>37627246
Fuck he is so you old so why do I want him so much??

Guys my age are sexy and fun but compared to this guy they are just boys. He's a real man.

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Where can I go to interact with normie virgins? Not KHHV robots but maybe guys who got a few steps in but still never got to lose it. I'm tired of not having a place to belong so I figure I'd ask for specific places I could try. I'm tired of feeling like I'm the intruder here so, please, I ask for your help.
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I want to get a car just so I can drive in the highway whilst playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
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>>37627209
>most annoying and memey initial D soundtrack

I bet you're one of those autistic faggots that got into it when the shitty memes got popular, and either only watched the anime for the first time this year/havent even given it a watch yet

Best initial D driving track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RYu4fm3B2o
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>>37627241
>Mfw watched it before the autistic faggots were even born.
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>>37627272
>Mfw _______
>doesn't include a picture post to describe yfw

mfw

I somehow got a girl to go on a date with me. I can sort of pull off a cool vibe via text but I'm incredibly autismo in real life. Any advice on how to not fuck this up?
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>>37627206
did you make plants to go to a thing already? Where are you going?

My general advice is to not talk about yourself all that much. Ask about her without being too autistically interrogative. Ask her what she's into or studying or whatever and then compliment her and add something to what she's saying like "oh that's interesting, what's that like?" that lets her talk some more in a more natural pace.

t. cyborg who's fucked 5 girls.
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>>37627270
Movie/dinner, I suggested a couple things and she picked that one.
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>>37627206
>Ask her about about herself, but don't be too intrusive. Woman love talking about themselves.

>Have follow up questions ready to avoid awkward silences.

>Don't just ask any old crap though, because you'll seem insincere and like your trying too hard.

>Link your own interests/experiences in with her own. "Oh I like that, Oh I'd love to do that... etc" You can lie, as long as it won't come back to bite you.

Basically let her talk and let the drinks keep coming.

I'm bored to the edge. Give me writing prompt, so I can find purpose in living.
But that doesn't mean that I'll finish whatever I've tried to write.
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>>37627198
love story of two cannibals who meet on the deep web who decide to meet up and eat each other to death.

it's the purest form of love we have left. do it justice

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How do you guys take a leak?
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and how do you sit?

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No organizing, screenshot what your desktop looks like right now and post it.

What are you up to, /r9k/?
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Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Liberty Island tomorrow if you're in the northeast.
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404 error - connie not found
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>tfw no retard face gf
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Is r/asianmasculinity just r9k for Asians?
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It's that time of the year again http://www.facesofsuicide.com/
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It's like the virgin wall of shame. I'll never get why people upload their "loved ones" on that page.

Hopefully no one will make much of a fuss when I kill myself. Plenty of good looking guys, too. Fucking attention whoring Chads.
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>>37627034
yeah this
originalfdsfsd
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCpKQjqb8Y4

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You may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like
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>Watching POV BJ porn
>lose boner & close it after 1 minute because I can't handle all the eye contact
why am I like this?
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>>37626829
>>37626829
that's a completely normie-tier reaction. the only robotic way to fuck is by staring into the person's eyes to an alienating degree. this will be your one time experiencing intimacy, so you better be THERE, i want the intensity of my fucking pupils to burn holes inside of that person's inner-eye. i want to know that person better than god could .

u kno.
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>>37627273
No, autists have issues with eye contact, find it uncomfortable as fuck.

t. Anon that has assburgers.
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>>37626829
Because you don't make eye contact.
Consistently make an effort to maintain eye contact for a relatively stable amount of time and you will succeed eventually.

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Why is cheating legal?
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It's still illegal in some places, but law enforcement won't press charges for it because the police are corrupt. Apparently they are only there to interpret the law, not enforce it.
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>>37626811
just move to saudi arabia if you're so upset about it
you'll fit right in
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>>37626811

>literally one of those "come home, see this, what do" threads

I know it's staged but I lol'd

>>37627688

it's always dumb when people hate on islam for the things it does right rather than the things it is genuinely wrong about


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