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>>34218602
>first day of semester was today
>didn't realize it was tuesday
>showed up to my first class
>teacher shows up late
>fucks around with the computer for a while
>realizes she left something upstairs and goes to get it
>comes back and fucks with the computer some more
>over 30 minutes into class finally introduces herself and the class
>suddenly realize I'm in the wrong class
>pull out my schedule and realize it's tuesday
>awkwardly leave the room
>already missed first class of the day
>was too embarrassed to go to show up to second so late and have to explain why
I hate this I want to go back to being a neet

>>34218602
I hate that I have to see like 100 normans minimum a day, just to eat and go to class. I guess I'm just adjusting from being shut-in the whole break

>>34219028
I did this but luckily my Tuesday classes don't start til 10:50 am and my Monday classes are at 8 am

eh, she'd do for a slam pig in a pinch that's fur sure

>>34218645
This is why anon, because even a disgusting whale like the one you posted can serve a purpose due to how men are wired biologically. Women are different, weak men are entirely useless to them. We lost the game from the start.

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>look at all my dedicated orbiters

>>34218574

just stop being a fucking retard, you faggot

easy fix

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i just don't read it. fuck them. i only read what i want to read and i only answer what i want to answer.

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Me too bro
It really gets to me too

that's very depressing to look at

>>34218550
Patrician keyboard choice

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I'm in a temporary living space so i gave up on making it look nice and clean

>>34218463
Dear God, hope you get the letter and
I pray you can make it better down here
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
But all the people that you made in your image
See them starving on their feet
'Cause they don't get enough to eat from God
I can't believe in you

Dear God, sorry to disturb you but
I feel that I should be heard loud and clear
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
And all the people that you made in your image
See them fighting in the street
'Cause they can't make opinions meet about God
I can't believe in you

Did you make disease and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the Devil too!

Dear God don't know if you noticed but
Your name is on a lot of quotes in this book
And us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look
And all the people that you made in your image
Still believing that junk is true
Well I know it ain't, and so do you
Dear God
I can't believe in
I don't believe

I won't believe in heaven or hell
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
No pearly gates, no thorny crown
You're always letting us humans down
The wars you bring, the babes you drown
Those lost at sea and never found
And it's the same the whole world 'round
The hurt I see helps to compound
The Father, Son and Holy Ghost
Is just somebody's unholy hoax
And if you're up there you'll perceive
That my heart's here upon my sleeve
If there's one thing I don't believe in

It's you
Dear God

I love you, yet you hate me. It must be funny to watch my life go through so many challenges. The only thing I can hope for is that in the end, you doing this to me helps me achieve my potential.

>>34218463
Dear God,

wew lad.

Your beloved Anon

I prefer it lying down.

t. fembot

>>34218430
My ex did it lying down, rubbing her clit on the bed or the pillow.

>>34218430
lying down

i usually lie on my stomach and rub my clit against a pillow until i cum, or use my vibrator while i'm on my back. i prefer the first method, it feels better but it requires more work.

Instead of killing yourelf, have a bit of fun! take someone with you that has made your life hell. Or even better, try robbing a bank... maybe... just maybe you'll get away and that score will bring meaning to your life

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>>34218365

>tfw so depressed don't even have the motivation to kill myself

It was a struggle to get up out of bed

>>34218365

It's my new years resolution for 2017.

you just have to make yourself laugh at the end of the day anon.

>>34218952
what a stupid thing to say fool

>>34218330
If you are worried about the end of your consciousness, then study biology and go work for http://www.sens.org/.

They want to end/reverse aging, and if they can do it in your lifetime, you might be able to live long enough for your consciousness to be uploaded in a computer And then you can live forever. Even if your host computer gets destroyed you can have a backup copy of yourself.

I'll admit its a slim chance, but trying for it is one way for you to find meaning.

>>34218312
ah it's not a towel, it's called a Hijab

>stare at muslim girl in mall
>she keeps looking over at me and turning away fast
>this continues for 20 or so minutes
>long done with my shitty food court meal, just staring at mussy girl eat gook food with her family
>think about approaching her father and asking to buy her for two goats and a healthy male camel
>they get up to leave
>see her look over she shoulder twice at me while they walked into sears
so mussy girls want the BWC?

>>34218389
you just stared at her like a fucking creep dude
she got disusted and intimidated

>>34218254
The gaming division is doing the best, but still isn't all that great. Every PS4 is sold at a loss and they usually make the most money off of services, not software sales. They're also still fuckhuge so it doesn't really matter all that much how much they screw up. All of their assets would sell at amazing prices due to familiarity if the shit goes whack, too.

>>34218254
What movies have they produced besides Spoderman?

>>34218415
tons of terrible shit

look up the 2017 list of sony movies coming out this year. just awful, the lot of it.

Weed is for niggers and degenerates. I never understood why people smoke that shit to escape reality, I know I don't need it because I am reality.

>>34218247
Yeah, I used to be more social high, but now when/if I smoke I just clam up and seem too slow to say anything.

>>34218247
yeah happens to a lot of people it seems. could be the novelty of the high wearing off after doing it a while or maybe just self awareness that comes with age

>>34218118
>2017
>expecting to find non-normies who still play video games

>>34218118
I'm not american, but I would go with you. I love FF music and I play some of the pieces on my instruments

Hope you find someone

If you liked FFXIV you'll like this one too got a mix of new and old

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its just like the caw and the too intelligent memes.
Only autists are posting them

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>>34218116
This means less rivalry.

I still saved them all, it's good to have some obscured, failed memes in your arsenal.

None
t. Slavic poorfag

Probably hundreds of thousands. I'm a debt buyer, though.

gtfo filthy jew

As a friend? Sure.

>>34218047

I'm getting to the point where I'd consider it, yeah.

>>34218077
Eh, I'll take it.
>>34218104
How far would you be willing to go?