Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2900. page

Literally wants to fuck. I hope you have a place to yourself.

>>38281872
Fuck it up to catalyze your ambitions to become a better person for an event that's in the past.

>>38281890
How should I fuck it up>>38281888 how do u no

>tfw 22 years old and never actively wanted to have sex with a guy

is there something wrong with me

She has her pussy pressed against my tongue

>>38281864
hey bb im 22 and never even touched a gurl we are special for one another ;)))

inb4 you are asexual unless chads wants to dick you

>>38281807
>that kid who played minecraft in class

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>>38281807
>tfw that kid was me
STOP STOP STOP
I TRY SO HARD TO FORGET

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>>38281807
>Those kids that drove off a cliff and died

>uses that freedom to post on /r9k/

I just browse this shithole at work. I literally get paid to browse it while you waste your time him voluntarily

>>38281806
>tfw live in third world shithole
>tfw you will never livin in a first world country on welfare living a lavish neet life
>tfw you'll be forever stuck at dead end shitty job

>>38281899
I browse at the same time as I do any number of the various things and activities I have the freedom to partake in. Multitasking is key as they do say. Don't they teach you that at work, wagester?

>>38281766
What happened? I've only ever used shower gel because I've got foreskin and wanted to see what it was like

>>38281766
I wrapped a fentanyl patch around my dick and jerked off. It was good but I almost died

>>38282079
Shit, now I have to ask my guy if he's got any fentanyl patches.

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Posting an angry wojack everyday until i retire

Day 2

>>38281747
Maybe you'd get a job if you weren't wasting your time posting crying bald men on the internet

>>38281747
Shouldn't you post an angry NEET comfy pepe? I mean you are a NEET who doesn't want to be NEET.
After you get a job you can proceed as >>38281780.

I was unironically trying to befriend a camwhore.

i barely jerk off anymore because I've done it so much and the idea of copulation is so foreign an experience to my brain that it's begun to dissociate from it and the pleasure I'd normally feel has been dulled by a vortex of regret, shame, and despondency.

>>38281742
>i fell in love with girl from here
even wrote her a lenghty "confession" :^)
>tried to befriend camslut just like other Anon
>haven't talked to girl irl in 4 years
>i jerk automatically as a part of daily before sleep routine (not even remembering porn i watched afterwards)
>i have extremely high standards despite being medicore lookwise at best

Means she's a pleb.

That you should consider leaving the door ajar when your parents are away and you are fapping.
Or that she damn well knows you look at her computer when she is away you nigger, doing that shit is just scummy. Next time just cum into her panties like any sane robot

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>>38281727
>check her list of watched shows
You shouldn't be browsing her computer anon, do you know how nervous and uncomfortable that makes people feel?

>>38281711
>/r9k/
>in charge of manipulation

Good fucking luck. Just read a regular psych book and hope for the best

What psych book is good?

>>38281711
you guys are retarded
as are men who try to manipulate women by pretending to be interested in who they are when, in fact, they just want sex so they are insincere af

I get you bruh

>>38281688
i just want to know what sex feels like, if only to get it out of my system.

>>38281757
Just get a prostitute. Persuing women for emotional or physical needs is a waste of time, they're all the same old chad chasing sociopaths.

>>38281639
Why don't you fuck a white female?

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>>38281639
Im tired of the interacial posting...
Can janitors do their job and take the trash /out/?

Who.

Whopo

>>38281618
>orgasmic
nah

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orgasms are sinful

>>38281618
No faceposting! Saged and reported.

Just talk to her, anon. Rejection isn't the end of the world.

>>38281532
she's too pretty for me to even fantasize about being with her. I can't imagine myself even talking with these 10/10 girls. the same applies to 6/10s, but to a lesser extent.

>>38281630
except when it's near constant.

>>38281521
protip : you can't

origtyiytc

>>38281555
That's depressing to know...

>>38281591
i m in the same fucking boat, and every time i tried to do something, i ended up coming back to the doing nothing/procrastition schedule.
I ve came to the point where i just accepted i can t help myself and i ll never be able to work hard, because i m lazy.
I know i won t enjoy what most people do, but at least i wont work for it either.

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>>38281518
no one
your waifu is trash

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>>38281518
Lain is fucking garbage tbhh.
Now here's a worthwhile waifu you tasteless faggot.

>>38281575
>>38281627
Lain is too pure to be a waifu, you mongoloids
She just needs a hug