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Get in here black brothas and sistas.

Daily reminder that if you're any other race besides black, you can't be a robot.
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Any lightskin females want a lightskin bf
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Nothing good will come form this thread
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Don't like white girls or black girls, but all I really want in life is a shy, pale skin, soft spoken, east asian gf.

But no money to travel to Korea or Japan.

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ayafags gonna be my friend again one day right?
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>>36091168
we shall kill the aya
if aya wont be my friend
no one can
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if not ill wait a million years so i can take the chance to listen to music with them again
and hopefully shape my music taste to something normal.
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aya is a piece of shit, why do you want to be his friend?

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this is the saddest thing i've ever seen

wild turkish girls bullying a sorry ass fuckboy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGTaEkuDFgc

look how miserable he is... reminds me of myself. i'm extremely sad right now, i might start a school shooting...
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I wish a girl would treat me like that to be honest
tfw no dom gf
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It doesnt really look that bad desu

>i might start a school shooting

Calm down ahmed, do you even have guns there?
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I remember seeing a video of a girl bullying a boy and she made him lick her feet

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You motherfuckers are so sex obsessed, it's getting really tired.
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>>36091127
SAYS THE FUCKING FAGGOT WHO POSTS A HENTAI COMIC ABOUT AN ENTERNALLY YOUNG GRANDMOTHER THAT BANGS HER GRANDSON
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This thread made me laugh.
Thanks guys.
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>>36091127
normies will literally believe you are a subhuman if you are a virgin so there is kind of a lot of pressure even without the one in my dick

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>tfw no gf to stargaze and talk about existential things with
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>>36091125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS6gAcUikmk

forgot to link it
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>>36091125
I too, feel this feel.

Or
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>>36091132
what kind of sad faggot watches this?

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Do good women exist
Or are they all whores, no exceptions

This place, as well as the very little experience I have with women (still a virgin), made me bitter and jaded towards females and I don't know if this is the right path. It seems like the most rational but it's painful too

I need an answer
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oreganu bumpu
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>>36091113
From personal experience, the few "good women" I talked too were good until the moment they discovered their power over the opposite gender and they started being sluts. So I guess you can find a good woman if you're lucky and try to keep her, but it's difficult.


Nice mango taste
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>>36091683
Are all the normies who tell us "you wouldn't say that if you weren't a virgin", "you have to talk to more women" or "you just haven't found the right one" just deluding themselves?

y-you too

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>You need to work faster than this, Anon. Jimmy can do 50 orders in a minute, and he's retarded.
>Anon, you have to be more enthusiastic. If you stop smiling for just one second I'm going to fire you.
>No, Anon, you can't go to the bathroom. Hold it in until the end of the day. It's too busy to go until then.
>I don't care if you're sick. Don't worry about infecting anyone else. We need you here no matter what.
>Anon, I need you to stay and do 12 hours unpaid overtime. No excuses, this is mandatory.
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>>36091098
Only a bitch would let themselves get walked over at a fast food place
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You literally cannot be ordered to do unpaid overtime and if they fire you for refusing you can sue.
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>>36091251

THIS

Even the cuckiest of jobs still have labour laws that apply to them. Stand up for yourself you spineless cunt. You live in the first world for fucks sakes.

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/"Women_are_wonderful"_effect
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>>36091092
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect
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>phonephags
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>>36091295
My computer is three feet away from my bed, where I'm lying down and posting on my phone. What does this change? The quality of my posts is unaffected. The length of my posts and the effort I put into them is unaffected. Stop being a faggot and address the topic at hand.

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Do you think a girl would accept money from a guy to lie and say he fucked them and is super good at sex and is alpha as fuck? Not in those exact words of course

Way I figure it, is that by just buying pre-selection I'll increase my sexual value exponentially. When I was in high school there was a rumor about some girl going out with me and suddenly all sorts of chicks started throwing themselves at me until she learned about it and called me a disgusting lying freak in the cafeteria.
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>>36091073
>Do you think [x] would do [y] for money?

The answer is always yes. Only question is how much.
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>>36091117
No girl would be my gf no matter how much money I have.
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>>36091073
originalngsjbnhgiwasbghjowenhgy3j90uwnghy

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>Driving to Brooklyn for great aunt's funeral, last of her generation
>Dad puts on XM Groove
>Black Box
>Chaka Khan (Papillon, specifically)
>Bobby Brown
>P-Funk
>Multiple eras of Janet
>Arrive at church
>It is the blackest of black city churches
>Great Aunt is in deaconess uniform, gloves and hat and everything
>Not even religious but sing along with "When We All Get To Heaven"
>Later, leaving the cemetary
>Stevie Wonder's I Wish is playing
>Birds are picking dead grass off the graves for their nests

I don't think white guys can have these feels.
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>>36091072
Alternate OP pic, which is the most 90s singer church pic I could find.
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>>36091072
Why do white people have calmer living spaces? Are they just pussies?
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>>36091139
That's not what I mean. It was actually really quiet, even though people were chatting and catching up and reflecting on her life. I just meant the general air of the church. It's hard to explain. It's like the specific combination of the age of certain things in the building and the way they're laid out. Also that there were the same 5 or 6 people that seem to make it to every church seevice that happens. I don't mean type of people I mean literal individuals.

As I was walking out during the recessional I was thinking how someday I might want to do a VR experience of this kind of thing because it's almost impossible to describe in words.

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>Go into house

>See this

How do you react to this mullato invasion?
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>>36091049
hey, hunny can I suck your farts?
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>>36091049
Pretend she is not there and hopefully she will leave if I ignore her
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Slide a credit card through her crack.

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Can I eat whatever I want as long as I burn an equivalent amount of calories and still lose weight? For example, if I eat a 200 calorie chocolate bar and then go jogging for 20 minutes, thus burning 200 calories, I will still lose weight?
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maybe you should go vegatarian or vegan to lose weight
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>>36091031

All this "calroies in < calories out" shit is technically true, but it's not the whole picture. If all you eat is junk food, you're just gonna get hungry faster and feel like shit. Eat healthy foods.
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technically, yes
you will feel like complete shit because chocolate bars have very short activation period and you'll get hungry right after you eat it
proper meals are digested over longer periods of time, giving you better nutrition

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>Three people have died after a truck was driven into pedestrians in central Stockholm.
>It is thought that several people were also injured as the vehicle crashed into a department store in Drottninggatan, a shopping district in the centre of the Swedish capital.
>Swedish media outlets said the vehicle is on fire. Police are at the scene and the downtown area has been sealed off by security forces.
>Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet quoted a witness saying they saw hundreds of people running for their lives near the Ahlens mall.
>It is not yet known if it is a terrorist-related incident.
>A police spokesperson said: "A vehicle has injured people on Drottninggatan.

The suspect's name is Oscar Erikkson and he is on the run! If you know this person, call the police immediately! Share it on Twitter and Facebook! This is huge!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/07/truck-crashes-in-central-stockholm-sweden
http://www.svt.se/nyheter/live/dad-i-stockholm
http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/three-people-killed-and-several-casualties-after-truck-drives-down-pedestrian-street-in-stockholm-35603395.html
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39531108
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lol, Oscar, did you make this?
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>>36090990
Only 3? That is the best they could do?
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>Erikkson
Pfffffdfffffffddhdjsbsbs ahahahahaha

I just got back from my first ever job interview, I got the job but I'm so stressed I feel like I'm going to die, does it get better? does it eventually become just another part of your day? HOW DO NORMIES DO THIS SHIT!
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You're scared and stressed because it's new, same way you were scared first day of school, same way you were first attending a social event etc. Regardless of what anybody in here is about to tell you, routine is important to human health, and more so than that, activity is vital. Good job Anon.
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>>36090846

Tell us what job and we can answer better.
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>>36090884
I was home schooled and barely leave the house tho.
>>36090901
Walmart of course, the pinnacles of loser jobs, no way in hell I would have been able to get a job anywhere else.

currently drunk as fuck and listening to music
at least I can feel good for a couple of hours before realizing how fucked up my life is
it's the only thing that keeps me going
talk to me bros
i can safely say you are the only friends I have
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>>36090825
What are you listening to friend? What are you drinking/were drinking?
Getting drunk and high is the only thing that can open the possibility for me to be happy. Something that is unachievable while sober.
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>>36091290
currently listening to mbv - Loveless (fitting album for my mood)
Just drank 5 bottles of beer. Would drink more but I've run out and I'm too lazy to go to store to buy more so it will have to do.
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>>36091466
>Drunk
>5 bottles of beer
You're so fucking weak anon. Like honestly. Can you do anything at a decent level?

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