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>Hybrid Theory was 17 years ago
>You will never be in the year 2000 experiencing this album for the first time ever again
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Time is a valuable thing... watch it go by as the pendulum swings
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>>38578736
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so, unreal.
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>>38578817
demo version is superior
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Physical attractiveness matters more for men's chances of finding a partner than for women's.
http://www.reis.cis.es/REIS/PDF/REIS_159_07_ENGLISH1499424514902.pdf
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>These results are unexpected and pose a challenge to the theory of erotic capital.
> For men, the results show that being unattractive decreases the likelihood of finding a partner, of finding a partner with a university degree, and of finding a partner with a higher educational level.
>For women, physical attractiveness does not affect the likelihood of any of those events
occurring.
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fuck women
another fuck for originality
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Why couldn't I be born in the future when people with inferior genetics like myself were already purged from the genepool? Fuck this.
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>got carded today at 26 years old
>drinking age is 19
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>complaining about having a youthful appearance
I wish I could hang everyone of you faggots by hand.
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>>drinking age is 19
What kind of shithole do you live in?
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>>38578843
the great land of timbits
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Well it has been a long two months but it's over... 2017-07-23 11:36:24 Post No.38578683
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Well it has been a long two months but it's over...
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That feeling when you have met the most perfect girl in your life and you mess it up, I am tired. I can't do this now, not now. How do I stop this pain? How will I forget about her? Pi relates
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>>38578683
More pics originally anon
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post her feet
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>38578823
I am crying right now anon
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>at work
>10/10 roastie say
> i like your belt, not that i was looking at your cock
> smile and say thanks, its a nice belt
What did she mean by this, and how did I mess up?
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>>38578615
You should have stuttered, or at least stammered, and then said "I wasn't looking at your cock either"
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Tbh i think she was the one sperging here. You acted quite calmly and chad-tier imo.
I know this from some of the words and being around quite a few roasties in my time
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>>38578712
FPBP
Seriously Opie, smoke pot and jack off thinking about her.
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You have 10 seconds to choose as a mate for life.
Which one would /r9k/ pick?
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>>38578598
Left because there is less chance that she has a penis
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>>38578598
right. way hotter truthfully but i mean a girls a girl id settle for either lol
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>>38578598
The one without a penis
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Who /resigned themselves to failure/ here?
>tfw somewhat normie on the outside
>can't muster up the ability to give a shit about anyone
>intimacy makes me physically shaky
>can maintain friendships only if I can pretend to be normal and the other person doesn't expect emotional closeness
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I can't maintain friendships because I have extremely high standards for everyone and it annoys me when they don't meet those standards.
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>>38579507
What standards are we talking about?
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>>38579632
I expect people to be able to hold decent conversations, not be filthy normies and have genuine interests and hobbies.
I know it doesn't sound like much, but the people I've met so far have been retarded as fuck
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>chat with someone
>write myriad of text
>reply is "XDD" or "lol"
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>>38578511
You probably wrote something stupid or uninteresting than. I have a robot tier "friend" that probably lurks here, he does the same shit, so I ended up blocking him.
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>>38578562
*then
I had to do it.
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>>38578583
This is why nobody talks to you.
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>mom tells me it's not abnormal to never have had a gf at 20
>also raised me gender neutral
Fuck you mom for forcing me into this world
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>>38578489
what the fuck? have the jews been pushing the gender neutral thing for that long?
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>>38578489
>also raised me gender neutral
what the hell does that mean?
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would you rather have your mom tell you you're not normal and constantly ask what's wrong with you?
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I just watched perfect blue, this film oh my god its become a favourite now.
What did you guys think of it?I hope this gains more traction then it did on /a/
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>>38578488
Utterly unappealing. Normiecore on par with Miyazaki trash.
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>>38578585
You know, I understand if people don't like it, but I think its almost impossible for somebody not to say that there was something there they enjoyed. Though of you already hate anime then its too late.
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>>38578488
Depressing af
Would not rewatch it/10
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This blocks your path.
What do robot?
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>>38578454
>white
Dropped.
Jd
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>>38578454
>innie
Dropped.
Jd
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>>38578454
>female
Dropped
Jd
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My only shot at leaving this place 2017-07-23 11:24:55 Post No.38578436
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My only shot at leaving this place
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I've been invited to a party for the first time in my life, what advice can anyone give me?
To those who have gone and it went well as well as those of you fucked up, what are the do's and don'ts for a robot?
I know I can become charismatic and relaxed through plenty of alcohol but I still don't know how to approach new people and what to do/say when I am sober.
Help me, I want to be able to leave r9k for good, even if it means just being a hv rather than actually losing my v-card
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>>38578436
compliment people but not in a weird way. If someone mentions they bought new shoes say "oh yeah they suit you" shit like that. Also stay close but not to close to the people you know.
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shameless self bump with originality
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>>38578532
That's one of my worries is that I will get so anxious that I won't leave my friends
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ITT: ancient robots
The oldest documented record of a robot was very early in the 1st century.
A man engraved the following in the bathroom of a bar:
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
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Here's some more messages left in the form of graffiti in Pompeii
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
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>>38578428
Very nice&creative cryptofag thread OP
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>>38579221
Seems like you were the only one who thought that.
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At what height should you consider suicide? I'm 5'11 (6ft with shoes on) and I'm pretty cool with it it's not tall nor short but if I was like 5'5 I'd probably actually kill myself
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I would tell you to hang yourself but you probably wouldn't be able to touch the ceiling
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i'm 5'6" and i want to kill you OP
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>tfw 5'9" non-virgin
When was the last night you were hugged by a pretty girl?
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>has been hugged by a girl
what are you doing on /r9k/ norman
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>>38578335
In 7th grade and it was completely platonic with two girls at the same time. It was halloween and we just gave eachother candy and they wanted to hug me. One of them is hot as fuck now and I would kill to impregnate her.
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A cute 13 year old girl jump-hugs me everytime she sees me, leg-locks me and won't let go. I am also 100% sure she has a crush on me.