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>Anon just do an apprenticeship, its the easiest way to a career!
>Must have GCSE's of C grade or higher to apply
>Tfw failed all GCSE's
>tfw 22
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First off you're definitely underage if you're still hung up on your GCSE results because you cant do an apprenticeship.

Secondly you have to be very unintelligent to not at least get a C or above in English and Maths, other stuff is more excusable.

And third the fact you're posting this at this time is a good indicator that you're already fucked. I'm serious, it will not get better. I don't mean to say that in a harsh way. But things are only going to go downhill from here
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>>35627977
>77
>>35628188
>88

>Checked
>Nice

Sorry gents I couldn't just leave those dubs lying around.
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>>35627977

>We're hiring trainees.........With 10 years experience willing to work for the wage of an entry level employee

Whatever happened to all the emos?
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prob here https://emonite.com/
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became hipsters
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they stared hitting up bassnectar shows

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>and do horrible horrible things to you.
>They record it and use it to blackmail you where you have to do what they want.
> They openly fk with you in Public and you can't do anything about it.
>They'll pants you.
>Hold you down when no ones looking.
>Drag you into the girls locker room everyday to repeat the same acts.

What do you do?
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>>35627868
rape obviously
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>>35627868
I wonder what normies think when they read shit like this.
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>>35627868
I would let it happen welcome to my fetish

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>work at an arcade
>two brothers are playing a game where you pull a lever and a wheel spins until it lands on the ticket amount
>the older brother landed on the jackpot and got 200 tickets
>the younger brother got 10
>the mom says, "OK, honey. Remember to share with your little brother."
>The elder says, "No. I've earned these tickets."

Is he right?
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>>35627848
The mom could have replied I earn the money that you use for the coins so it's technically hers
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>>35627880
Your employer could say that the money you make is technically theirs and collect any profit from your assets.
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ITT underage 4chan user wants /r9k/ to settle a sibling dispute

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>few moments ago
>be at a family dinner
>my cousin brings his gf
>he keeps bragging of how much their relationship
>I'm angry and decide to make him swallow the red pill
>I ask his gf if she's a virgin
>she gets surprised and my cousin gets angry
>she doesn't answer
>I say: it doesn't matter, we already know that you arent a virgin and that you are the average whore trying to get my cousin beta bux
>she responds "beta what"
>beta bux you whore
>my cousin tries to hit me
>my uncles stand up and grab him
>"anon what the hell is wrong with you"
>I'll retire if you want but believe, all women are shallow whores, she will betray you
>I leave the table and get out of the place
>im smug as fuck right naw

I red pilled my spineless cousin in front of all the family, even my mother was there.

I'm on seven eleven as we speak drinking a coca cola, I feel so proud of myself.

Be very proud of me /pol/

btw I fucking hate my goddamn family.
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We all die. You probably ruined his only chance at happiness.

So what if he's beta bux, if that makes him happy.
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lol if this actually happened your retarded
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>>35627838
>Be very proud of me /pol/
nigga if you gonna post some pasta you need to at least do some editing

/30+/ UNITE

WE ARE THE ORIGINAL /B/TARDS

THIS IS THE ELDERS GENERAL THREAD

>4Chan appreciation edition
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GET IN HERE FAMALAM
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>>35627813
I'm 39, but only have a couple year's 4chan experience.
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>>35627813
DO IT NEWFAGGOTS

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My dad and I got into an argument. He hit me and called me a dumbass and then he made fun of me for having no friends.

Why did I have to be such a failure anons

He just wanted a normal son.
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Sounds like both you and him are part of the same shit tree.

It's not your fault:
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>>35627776
You're supposed to hulk out and smash his skull retard.

Don't tell me you're some recently 'matured' 18 year old boy and can't wallop gramps upside the head if he acts out.
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>>35627776
"Its never your fault," anons.

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>she complains when I eat my boogers
>she complains when I bite my toenails
>she complains when I clean my ears with my shirt
>she complains when I cum in her shoes
>she complains when I scratch my balls and sniff my fingers
>she complains when I fart and move my head down to sniff it
>she complains when I wipe my dirty hands onto my clothes
>she complains when I piss on the toilet seat and bathroom floor
>she complains when she does my laundry and I have skidmarks
>she complains when I wake her up in the middle of the night to have sex
>she complains when I piss in the shower

don't fall for the gf meme robots
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>she complains when I cum in her shoes

;\
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>she complains when I "play on fourchin more than i play with her"
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At least I can have sex with her unlike mother.

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Is using the DarkNet to procure psychedelics still a thing? What if you live with parents?
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Yeah. As long as they don't open your mail, you're fine. If they ask what it is just make something up.
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>>35627766

I never understood that concept, I just use the regular internet desu.
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Yes it's still a thing

LE has really stepped up recently, highly recommend using tails and have a clean house when expecting a pack

Don't order to your parents house, it's unfair to put that kind of risk on them after they raised you and housed you for so long. Get yourself a PO box.

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>in a few years you'll be fucking your 2d waifu in a virtual reality
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>>35627737
It's not going to change the fact that they don't exist. This is not a way of life if you really want to be happy.
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>>35627844
/thread

I'm glad we've got people with common sense on this board
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>>35627844
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH AND DELET THIS

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>person tells me "you know what I mean"
>don't know what they mean
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>>35627722
>person tells me "have a good one!"
> don't have a good one
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>person says god bless me
>don't get blessed
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>say "see you later"
>see them tomorrow

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Do your parents worry about you? My mom is starting to always ask me if I'm feeling okay or if I need to talk about something and I'm not really sure how to respond.
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>Do your parents worry about you?
No, they usually just allude to how they wish I was more like my successful older siblings.
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>>35627700
I live away from home, last time I went home my mother told me that she remembers early on in high school I was cheerful, funny, outgoing, and whatever else. She explained to me that my change in personality to what I was currently was like a switch, and that she didn't know what caused it. She told me that she was very worried about me and that she gets sad when she thinks about what I might do to myself.

Let me ask you, are you giving your mom a reason to believe that you aren't feeling ok? Also, are you actually feeling ok?
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>>35627700
probably
but my father and I have a mutual understanding that we don't talk about our feelings, so we don't talk about our feelings

There is no reason to continue living.
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full immersion VR is a reason to live, should come out in 19 years according to an article i read
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>>35627713
I cannot escape into other realities anymore. I've lost my ability to.
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There's no reason to die early either

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>tfw drinking again, without anyone to talk to
>what are you up to today/tonight?
>what's going on in your lifes?
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>>35627599
fucked up my weight gain diet and exercise routine again which I have been this whole week when I had been doing so well. feel like I've done nothing all day. hate my appearance so much I didn't really want to go outside today. no one to talk, nobody around, no one ever really cares about me. thinking about past trauma and how shit my life has been.

Apart from that not too much going on, or well there's been a lot, but I'm so used to it all and enough goes on it doesn't feel like there's any point to talking about it, and no one cares anyway.

I feel like drinking, but I probably fall asleep soon enough that I don't see a point. I'm so tired, and tired of a lot of things.
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>>35627928
damn, I hope it'll get better with time.
none uf us know what will happen :)
keep on trying, you'll get out of this hole soon enough, you'll see
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>>35627984
I appreciate the sentiment although it's kind of generic and I'm not in a hole exactly. I'm mostly content with my life but it is kind of shit and sometimes like right now I think about it and notice it more. Some things just don't really change

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>a 15 yo qt I met on Omegle just called me hot

Feelsgoodman
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>15 yo
Enjoy you van
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>>35627591
That only makes it better
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>>35627565
Next stop, prison.

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