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>>35854155
Yeah it belongs on /pol/

>>35854176
It belongs off of 4chan.

>>35854155
Just ignore those threads and move on.

>>35854154
Tinder is known to be very direct

Say "oh wow you're even cuter than when I swiped, how's it goin" or some shit

Jk I've never had a relationship but fr tinder Is a direct flirt game

>>35854154
if you're this much of an asspie you've already lost
also tinder chicks are nothing to have, meet a girl naturally for fuck sake

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>>35854154
>tfw met girl on tinder last week
>has already asked to bear my children and be my cute housewife

it's where you fail then have to take again

>>35854153
No. It's the class where you'll inevitably reveal your power level, drop some major spaghetti, and somehow insert a section about school shooters into one of your presentations.

>>35854153
>tfw speech class was easy as shit and got every girls number cause they were impressed with my steaze

>>35854144
why are you wasting your time studying psychology?

>>35854151
i need credits to graduate duh

>>35854144
Why aren't you posting on Reddit?

>>35854135
I voted for amine
He's actually a fairly decent singer.

You idiots need to vote for xxx

>>35854414
his hype is finally dead

Or you may have avoided knocking a bitch up or getting a std, sometimes our failures are blessings in disguise, and people take sex way too lightly these days. Being a virgo is ok.

>>35854282
No it's not fuck you. Sex is a human need why do normies act as if it wqwnt? And then they go and post pics about how they couldn't live without sex and make girls like them just to get "pussy"

>>35854282
no its not i coulda had double digit numbers and not years of regret plus i wouldnt be here thinking mayne what woulda happen?

Im 19, f and do this as well

i do this too, its a king size bed though so we aren't very close

What is wrong with you op

Ye ask youre mother lol

They exist but as a population wide thing it is not representative of all black people.

Basically if you're above average and black there's like a 75% chance you'll end up being asked by a jewish producer to do porn since people pay a lot of money to uphold the misconception all blacks are that big because it prints money from insecure racist white men.

>>35854209
also insecure black man

>>35854096

Once a robot always a robot my dude

Shoot him in the head, end his suffering.

what kind of man do you envision?

>>>/ic/ there is a board for you

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this is an original comment about arnold and comic art

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>>35854094
more like, no, nope.

>>35854075
>Why don't you lose your virginity in a lucid dream?

Because we just cuddle in my dreams.

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>it's this meme again
come back once you are able to lucid dream yourself kiddo, i've done it once or twice but it's not easy and most robots wont have the determination to do it

>>35854075
Because I don't wanna spooge on my sheets

>>35854040
Obey thy parents

>>35854080
I already do what they say though, but they don't treat me like I'm good

>>35854040
Obey your mommy gf.

wwyd if she wasnt tiny? kek

>>35854174
You misunderstand. OP is the tiny one.

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>>35854007
>this is a bad thing
I want to fuck a tiny girl so bad
I want her to fall asleep on me when we cuddle like pic related

lol its been going pretty bad desu

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>>35853977
>just got fired from a job literally an hour ago
>broke
>unskilled
>shirt
>microdick
>kicked out of military
>fired from burger king
>broken teeth
>cant drive
>is a meme
>cant tie shoes
>legitimately near retarded
>cant swin
>forced to be omega in situations
>put in therapy for pulling a knife to someones throat


Couldnt be better xDDDD

>>35853977
Good since I'm only 22 and there are no Mexicans around.

hes a brad imo

his face always looked too narrow and lopsided to me tbqh I think women only like him because of the notebook, seems like a cool guy though

>>35853948
he is an Uber Chad,