>went to lose my virginity to a backpage whore
>ended up assaulting her
jesus christ what is wrong with me. Im such a fucking failure
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>>36909571
Op pls green text your crime. Actually am FBI.
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>>36909571
Greentext bls.
PS. She has your name/number and likely a picture of your face.
You will get murdered.
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>>36909571
Now anon, you've done wrong, but admitting you messed up is the first step to redemption. Now I suggest you go out to make amends with her.
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How can you tell if someone is beta or alpha?
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People who let others walk all over them are beta. That's it
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If they don't have an intimidating facial structure = beta.
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>>36909647
But Im beta and I look like a gorilla
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>tfw in love with someone I've never even spoken to
Is this normal?
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around here, yeah
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>>36908775
I once felt actual like painful love for Ty Lee from the Avatar cartoon. The trick is to tell yourself your just being delusional and to be more realistic. I think it's normal but you shouldn't wallow in it.
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>>36908775
you just want to fuck them, get over yourself
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>best friend keeps recommending me anime with yaoi undertones
What did he mean by this?
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He likes sports?
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>>36908323
He likes plot-heavy shows with complex narratives and wants you to appreciate them to the same level of depth he does.
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>>36908367
>anime
>complex
Lol good one
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/britfeel/ the last brit on the internet edition
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Woke up and there was no thread. What the hell happened?
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It's almost 8am man, either everyone's in bed or going to work
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W-where is everyone I dont understand...
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wakey wakey rise and shine
Who here /smol/?
>5'5"
>130lbs
>male
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>>36908173
I only weigh 15 lbs more than you and Im6'4
Am I smol?
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is 172cm smol enough?
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>tfw 4'9 female
>tfw only pedos would be into me
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It can sometimes help to get these things off your chest
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The girl I'm obsessed with isn't even real. She's a goddamn fictional character, but I can't get over these feelings.
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>>36907969
Sorry to hear that man, give us the story?
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>tfw no crush or even waifu
>11/10 Asian qt on the bus with me
>Long brown hair
>Big glasses
>Small lips
>No disturbing makeup
>Tights that go into her black slippers
What do I do anons? I want to look at her but that would be creepy
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>>36907056
bite the bullet and try to charm her
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>>36907056
> She's noticed me
> Avoiding eye contact now
> She has apple ear buds
>Her lips are the perfect shape
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>>36907092
GO FOR THE KILL NOW OP. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING
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/WomynHate/: Post what you've got my dudes
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>>36905964
Making an original contribution with obligatory text
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>>36905964
Bumping again. It dawned on me recently that I have yet to meet a single woman I genuinely consider a good person
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So you got roasted in the thread you previously made, and are now trying to pretend it didn't happen?
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Any non-virgins here? What does the inside of a vagina feel like?
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>>36904881
Pretty good bro no foolin
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>>36904881
Bags of sand
Oroahsbf
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>>36904881
Its like a warm wet hug
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What kind of job do you have? Full time or part time? What's it like? How much are you paid?
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>>36904807
target cashier.
i literally want to kill myself everyday,
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I just started my first job today.
I work at a dry cleaners.
It's pretty chill.
It's part time, to get some money to buy food for dates and stuff on the internet.
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Designer in a e cig company.
50k/yr
Wanna kill myself everyday
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>tfw no small chest gf
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Fembot here. What do guys even see in chestlets?
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>>36905116
I find chestlets more cute and they honestly have the best personalities.
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>>36905116
>fembot
Every time a female posts, she has to announce that she's a female. Just like an attentionwhore
Really activates your almonds
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>tfw nobody wants to be your friend edition
Talk to and meet up with other robots!
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2492107
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>get few replies
>ghost every single one of them
DEVILISH
I say I want some human interaction, but I never follow through. Typical.
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>>36904842
I have that same problem.
I might get along fine with someone when I'm forced to, but after I no longer have an obligation to stay in contact I drop them and never speak with them again.
Maybe being alone is better.
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Beaumont anon you're really part of that meme are you?
Anyway can you get to the Coachella Valley to attempt to hang out but then we just awkwardly call it off?
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What's the most degenerate thing you ever physically did
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>>36903920
i didn't get married until 23.
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>>36903920
Stuck a banana in my ass, felt like shit and I still feel disgusting for doing it. Fags are disgusting.
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i put my peepee in a gay boy
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>add a boy on /r9k/
>he starts talking to me
>so excited to be talking to a boy for the first time in my life
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Jesus Christ FUCK OFF TO YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD
>>>/CGL/
>>>/CGL/
>>>/CGL/
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>>36903699
anon, do you want me to cosplay for you?
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