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>>35309402
Go somewhere local instead of a chain and usually you'll notice an upgrade in quality

>>35309402
Cane's
Oreg

zaxbys with zax sauce

If this is real... I'd say get a job. Buy a gun legally. Kill the next nigger that rapes your mom.

>>35309350
Kill your mom for betraying her race

>>35309381
>n-no, tyron didn't mean to, I don't wanna press charges
>go to jail for lyfe

Find a Discord

You are talking about Omegle, but with audio only? Good idea.

>>35310177
Those are usually circlejerks or inactive. Always just shitposting centrals.

protected by viper. stand bak

>>35309217
>35309217
i dun thinkg you could. hormone replacement maybe. but not sure

>>35309217
I'll tell you how you can, you have to extremely willing to do so, though. Despite what many people tell you, it is entirely possible, however, it is very difficult, takes a lot of time, and a lot of dedication. You truly have to want it in order to receive it.

1. You will go to >>>/d/, and find as many trap/male threads that you can. You will masturbate to traps/males. You will feel extreme regret and disgust after you cum, but after doing this twice a day for 1 week, it will go away completely.

2. Afterwords, you will transfer to pure-gay porn. Once you're here, you can continue to expand your fetishes, or, you can be "vanilla gay"

3. Enjoy

I've spoken with several people, and this method has worked for them. Good luck, Anon.

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HAATSONE MII-KUH

I still can't believe how happy he manages to look. If I was the CEO of Domino's I'd just be sorta grumpy with a "I'm too rich for this" look on my face

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>>35309152
I'm skinny and do this too. I've always slept extremely poorly since I was a child and always wake up throughout the night. Plus it takes like 1-3 hours for me to actually fall asleep a lot of the time. Whenever I've had to stick to a a schedule and wake up early (e.g. school) consistently I end up being tired all day every day for months and even less motivated than normal.

>>35309884

I have no problems falling asleep though. It's almost instantaneous for me, and I'm out until I wake up.

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>>35310320
>I'm out until I wake up.

good job you figured out how sleep works

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>>35309142
>never eat vegetables
They taste horrible.

>never take multivitamins to try to make up for it
Make up for what? I'm alive, I don't need to waste money on more pills and shit.

>always have an excuse for why they haven't exercised in years
My excuse is that it's boring and it hurts. I'd rather spend my time on more important things.

>>35309142
I'm staying with my uncle right now and this is him. I don't get it. I offer him a gummy vitamin that tastes like candy and he declines. I offer him some fresh lemon water and he declines. He said he would be "hitting the gym and buff if he didn't have a hernia to worry about".

All he consumes is meat like chicken wings and soda, beer and pot. He's not overweight but he's fifty years old for Christ sake. Who does he think he's kidding?

>>35309142
dude vegetables are fucking shit. The only things I can stand are sauerkraut (slav) and carrots everything else is fucking disgusting, I want to throw up when I see/feel a tomato or lettuce or any other stupid rabbit food in my meal

Three years of bullying

>>35309102
the worst 3 years of my life. I try not to remember it.
I went to a very small school, I had like 20 kids in my entire grade. Every single one of them was either a complete idiot, a complete asshole, a chad/stacy, or some combination of those. This played a part in making me the antisocial, emotionless husk that I am today.

I sort of blocked it from my memory how lonely and invisible I was. Or it was just easy to forget. It was surprisingly easy to zombie through the entire day not saying one word. Well high school was 100% the same so I assume I'll forget it too.

>>35309087
There were 5 fembot threads on top of the catalog when I woke up.
This board have went to shit. All because of thirsty betas that should know best about whores.

I care about you, friendo.

>>35309084
>creative

how?

>>35309084
I'm 5'6" so I'm worse off than you in every way, automatically

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>>35309099
Funny witty i guess.

Im just trying to cling on to whatever small amount of hope I have left tbqh.

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just like in my animes!

that's real fuckin disgusting

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This guy slaps your gf on the ass

What do you do?

>>35309041
how about you tell me what this is from

xo till we overdose

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>>35309034
which is your fav album anon

I just hit a lick and I know you feelin some way

Way

Way

that's why you have to stick to the softer stuff so this shit doesn't happen.

If you need hentai demon lolis getting fisted by 100 tentacles to get off, you've gone too far.

>>35308979
But I don't want to stick to anything.
Also how the fuck am I supposed to avoid hardcore shit when it's constantly force fed to me.
Why can't we talk about other stuff besides virginity and intimacy?

>>35308904
this is your immune system kicking in
it is rejecting the pornographic trespassers
your body is battling for health and sanity

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Going through same thing and we may be moving away to get even farther from him

>>35308964
so how do you do?
my mom is a fat cow but at least she is a loving mother unlike my dad who does nothing but drink cheap liqor and go to strip clubs

>>35309082
I'm doing alright we are about to be evicted but there isn't enough money to stay at a place that will allow our dogs. I don't want to lose my dogs :^(

Oh my goddddddd anon holy shit!!! SMOKE pot and jack off!!!! You are a faggot! I'm high as balls!!!!!

>>35308890
No pot, dont even have the energy to beat it.

>>35308890

good idea im going to smoke another bowl myself. how about we pick on this fag OP?