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do girls that never wear make up exist? if, so where do I find one? i dont care how hideous she would be. its mostly for research purposes but also some personal interest. i just find it strange that 100% of all women ive ever met spend 1-2 hours per day slathering their face with chemicals. i want to meet one who refuses to do this.
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>>35409242
>do girls that never wear make up exist?

Of course they do. Haven't you ever heard of lesbians?
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>>35409242
me and my best friend
i do slather my face with other chemicals that are in mosturizers and face masks
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>>35409312
i know a few lesbians and they still wear makeup
>>35409330
are you just college students? wtf i have not met a single girl at my college who doesn't regularly wear makeup.
>i do slather my face with other chemicals that are in mosturizers and face masks
i dont think that counts as makeup since it has health benefits on top of cosmetics. im under the impression that most make up is actually harmful for your skin health.

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Gather round' the fire, talk and make merry!
On the agenda today:
>oneitis guy needs to update me TODAY
>playin' eu4 Muscovy
>how was your day?
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>sick all day
>Won an academic scholarship
>Feels like death
>but still happy
A pretty balanced day
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>>35409113
ONEITIS GUY HERE

Tried to catch you last night but the thread archived.

It's been interesting. I don't actually know where I stand.

>get fucking baked for most of the night
>everything's cool, I know I'll do it at the end of the night
>She's closing up
>"Hey, I'm about to head out, but before I go: You wanna go out with me sometime?"
>"Oh okay"
>Excited
>But still autistic
>"Sweet, I wasn't expecting a yes"
>Today
>send pic related
>she's ghosted me for about 2 hours now
>losing faith and I'm running low on things to say

So, the initial answer is a yes, but I'm thinking it might be a no now that I've let my autism show.
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>>35409237
>Getting an academic scholarship
Leave! Leave this fine place! It is not meant for those of your ilk!

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>"just b urself :^)"
>self is a pedophile
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Molest me bby
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>>35408930

Have sex with adult midgets .
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>>35409013

Midgets horrify me

I'm a straight girl (I think) but I don't want to have penetrative sex. I'm fine with giving blowjobs and other romantic contact like kissing or cuddling, but I don't want anything in my vagina.
I've never had a bf and I've actually turned guys i liked down just because I'm afraid they won't be happy without piv sex. I've only given oral to one guy and he was upset that i wouldn't go further.
Is it possible to find a guy who would be ok with this? I would like to have a bf but it feels unattainable. I'm not entirely ruling out dating a girl, but I've only ever had romantic feelings for guys.
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>>35408783
I'd be okay with it. I really want to be in a relationship, but my sexual preferences are pretty crazy so I'm not attracted to average females
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>>35408783
Holy shit lady. Good luck being alone in your forties.
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>>35408783
kill yourself roastie
orgio

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What's the opposite of a stacy? What is she called?
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Dumb cock sucking cum slut
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Hate to break it to you, but she's been fucked over 50 times
That's stacy
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a gretchen

she's too busy with her 50 cats to worry about being a whore

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Femanons, how many beta orbiters do you have? Why?

Don't tell me that you don't have any!
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>>35408554
Not a femanon, but I was hanging out with normies and I over read a few texts. This girl said she was talking to 8 guys at the same time and said she was having so much fun (probably constantly receiving compliments) she said she was only serious about one of the guys (probably a chad) reallly pissed me off
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>>35408625
>she said she was only serious about one of the guys (probably a chad) reallly pissed me off
Beta males. When will they learn their place? It's a woman's world now.
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>"I-it's a woman's world now!"

Lmaoo!

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What's the difference between Chad and Brad?
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About 1.5 inches
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Two letters.
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brad will be genuinely nice to you
barry is a mix between chad and brad

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What are you guys listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqRnwjax4uM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdiY6kijYHE
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>>35408202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-4jTwbZ5T8

here you go OP
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk-_u4933sE
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>>35408233
thanks doc, uhh, i think???

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would you ever have sex with a girl that had a lot of labia?
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What a nice fuck pad, she has assumed the "good fuck slit" position:
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absolutely not

YES JESUS CHRIST I WOULD I DONT FUCKING CARE PUT IT ON MY FACE
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>>35408180
those look like testicles

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Let's have us a nice "that kid" thread, robots
>that kid who had a naruto headband
>that kid who brought a tiny pocketknife to school and waved it around like he was badass
>that kid who cried at the slightest touch
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>that kid who wore a furry tail all the time
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>>35407842
>that kid that found the other kid's cum shrine
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>>35407842
>that kid who peed in a locker regularly

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sup senpai am an oblivious robot with 0 social interaction skills here is what happend these two days
>be me studying for exam
>girl text me hey anon it's been a while
>she was the one who asked for my phone number and i didn't want to give it to her in the first place but she insisted so i gave it to her
>that was the second time we texted after i gave it to her
>she says she missed me and she wants to see me
>i said ok i'll be at uni tomorrow call me when you are done
>i didn't really want to meet her but it happend
>as i was leaving uni to home i saw her coming
>she stopped me we hung out a lil bit, nothing exiting, she was just telling me about how she missed me a lot and stuff, we talked about future and she suggested that i should be a teacher, and give her lessons
>thaught it was cheeky to tell her i would only be a teacher just for you
>she laughs, she pays her lunch and we both go on our ways
>i tell my female best friend about this
>she tells me in a disappointed tone:"so you went with stacey hmmm"
>later on my female best friend texted me and told me about how she liked my jeans i wore today
this is my story with girls, what do you think lads? could this turn out to be something? i don't have any feelings towards the first girl but she has big boobs, on the ohter hand i have something for my best friend, what do?
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>>35407591
>girl has his number

GTFO normie
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>>35407708
like i said earlier i fucking refused to give it to her, i only gave it after she insisted and i didn't want to make it feel more awkward
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>>35407765
who gives a fuck if you refused, you cunt. ur a fucking normie prick.

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Other than masturbation, how do you guys deal with slutty teens wearing skimpy clothing ?

Like you know you'll never get something like that but many guys have fucked her.
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I don't know how to deal my urges with these girls.

Every FUCKING GIRL wears legging. Even the fat ones.
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honestly since quite literally every girl wears yoga pants year round it has gotten quite stale and does nothing for me anymore
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Slap her ass.

Touch her thighs and upper arms.

Blatantly stare at her parts.

"Nice tits."

It works if you're confident.

And like 10 years older.

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>tfw no bf who will take my virginity as i'm crying and whisper into my ear 'shhh everything's going to be okay' while holding me tightly
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>>35407261
Gays not allowed. I will only be the bf of a girl or cute trap
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>>35407261
I-I would like that very much as well please
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>>35407261
>tfw I would love that
>tfw all the girls I meet have had >10 partners and I can't teach them anything

I would love a qt scientist gf that is smart and driven in her field but shy and inexperienced sexually... In my experience they go for more non-threatening looking men though, not for 6'3 muscular dudes with shaved heads.

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I'll start
>been talking to this girl almost everyday for weeks
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>>35407031
At some point you need to know when to give the fuck up McFamiglia

Of course it's not the end of the world. Just give up, listen to some RATM, and scream your cares away. That's what helps me.
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>>35407031
>asks if she has a crush on you
>she ignores it
>you backtrack

wow, just kys
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>>35407031
>read
Kek

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>just lift bro
>just be confident
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that youtuber guy is "only" 6'3 tho. The manlet is just a real manlet.
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>>35407023

He said 6'2, and the manlet in the middle is 5'9
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https://youtu.be/Ebk6IbIVA0M

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