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>tfw hungry but too lazy to eat
someone help meeeeeeeeeee
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>>35977674
Mfw chowing down right now.
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>>35977674
>be fat
>be lazy
>want to lose weight by just not going to the bother of eating
>mom insists on making dinner every night and throws a shit fit if I ask to just not eat
I envy robots who are just allowed to be or become skellingtons in peace
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>>35977744
>Mfw chowing down right now.
What are you eating anonymouse???
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Do you want to be a father someday?
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>>35977614
I don't care about being a father.
The only thing I want in life is to become invincible under the sun.
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>>35977614
I did but then I realized it would be selfish
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>>35977614
i am looking at surrogacy
mainly because i want my mom to have grand kids
i already have a few surrogates lined up
gonna cost close to 40000 usd, the donor egg is from a cute girl from estionia
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>tfw so Aryan and beautiful liberals ostracized you so hard you became a robot
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>>35977544
soon
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The day of the rope is close, globalist kikes and other parasites will be removed from the heads of civilization, and racial separation will be a thing again
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>>35977544
this is now a blumpf btfo thread.
how can r_thedonald ever recover?
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>>35977544
BLUMPFSKYS cant handle being told the truth!
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Those of you who are planning on killing yourself; have you made any plans with what happens to all your belongings? You gonna throw together a little will? Also do you have anything you need to get rid of or destroy before you do it? I know it won't be a problem for you after you're dead, but like, are you gonna wipe your computer clean or shred your loli collection and stuff?
Even if you're not suicidal join in, if you were gonna kill yourself tomorrow what would you have to deal with right now before you die?
My phone, ps4/3 and computer have so much weird porn and browser history right now. Also I would have to delete my cringey orbiter texts. I like to make music and draw fucked shit that I wouldn't want my family to find. I have a pair of panties I stole from my friends little sister and buttplug. Never used the buttplug I just have it for some reason.
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>>35977540
I probably couldn't bring myself to destroy my computer and anything with weird shit on it because I know I'd probably pussy out of killing myself and then be even more depressed for not having any technology left. So, I'd just have to hope that my family respects me enough not to look through my shit.
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>>35977540
I have a life insurance set up for my brother and sister as beneficiaries. It has a clause that it won't cover anhero for the first 5 years but after that its g2g
few months left my brothers
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>>35977540
>Never used the buttplug
You don't have to lie
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> Be Me
> Have social skills
Are you mad /r9k/?
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>>35977470
Very mad anon, very.
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>>35977470
prove it
show us your mad social skill
lets see if you can get 100 replies
should be easy since you have social skills
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>>35977583
I'd watch out if I were you, I'm already 1/50th of a way there. Might as well give up now.
>sniff sister's panties
>get hard
Is this normal?
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No, but it's pretty hot.
I like to sniff unattended shoes and even steal the insole when possible, I have three insoles so far.
also
>Normies think that picture has something to do with the tadpole being Pepe's kid
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>>35977417
Not really. But maybe your organism became as desperate as you are and want to fuck anyone fuckable, even if it means producing inbred freaks.
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It depends, how cute is your sister?
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How do I stop wanting to be a woman /r9k/?
I can't stop thinking about it but at the same time I'm ugly as fuck and would be a horrible trap
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>>35977412
Here's a few questions:
Do you already look kinda feminine? If not, why?
How old are you?
Where do you live?
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>I'm ugly as fuck and would be a horrible trap
It doesn't matter all that much. You will always be able to find someone who will take care of you. If you want to be a woman you should just go for it because it sure as shit beats being a man.
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>>35977430
No, oval face, 34inch chest, 5'8 height
18 years old
UK
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What are you doing to make yourself look good robots?
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I'm doing nothing about it and you can't stop me my dude :')
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>>35977401
Not eating
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>>35977441
this. not even a good feel retrospectively but looking at animeme tiddies all day makes me feel better in the now than changing
This thread is cursed. Now that you have seen this thread, despair and misfortune shall follow you until the end of your existence.
This curse can only be posted if you post your first name in this thread.
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>>35977397
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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fuck off originalle
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Fuck off ghost niggers.
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>live in rural town
>go to store
>see cop parked on my way back
>wave at him at like an autist
>pulls me over
>thinks I'm on something since im so nervous and autistic
>makes me take breathalyzer
>forgot ID
>arrests me
>mummys car impounded
>$1000 to get car back and get out of jail
>all my neetbux gone for the month
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>>35977305
I thought cops could look up your info in a database to see if you have a license. What did they arrest you for?
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>>35977305
>>thinks I'm on something since im so nervous and autistic
iktf
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>>35977341
I gave him my social but he thought I was lying. It didn't help that it took me like a minute or two to remember the right number since I was so nervous and shit. Maybe because my ID picture was when I was 16 or so and that was 11 years ago. Also I couldn't find mummies insurance card but it wouldn't matter since I'm not on it. I live in rural town and half the way to the store is just empty dirt road and the other half is through small quiet neighborhoods. Basically I have to go the court now and prove I had a license at the time so I don't pay the fine. I'll get on mummies insurance just in case but they'll probably fuck me anyways.
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post hidden boards of 4chan
I only know /mlpol/ and /outsoc/ yet
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>>35977290
/fitlit/ is still around
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>>35977290
/fap/ and /mo/
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>>35977290
and the most important one of them all /cock/
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Does anyone have the wojak where he has his hands up as if to say "no thanks, I'd rather not"?
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Close enough I think. You should be able to take the text out pretty easily.
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>>35977366
thanks you feel friend
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>>35977258
Is this it?
GOD FUCKING FUCK THIS IS ORIGINAL DONT FUCKING MUTE ME
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it's sunday night
time for a rose thread
three days till you know what edition!
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it's so hard to think of her as a grown woman in her 30s now when i look back at her older videos and postings
it's very bittersweet
regardless i hope she has a wonderful birthday
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Is she gonna be 31? Wow, i wonder what she thinks of it? Does she feel older?
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>>35977491
yep, the big 31
i hope n8n gets her something real nice.
Do you like getting your butthole licked?
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>>35977211
>implying I know how it feels like
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>>35977211
>implying I have ever experienced this
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>>35977211
I'd eat my gfs ass always but me? She never offered and if she did I don't think I'd let her
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who /can'tcuthisnails/ here?
im 25 and i've never learned how to cut them.
i just kinda learned how to bite them without completely fucking them up.
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>>35977141
are you serious just buy a nailcutter
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>>35977141
I know how to cut them but I'm too lazy, so I bite them too (same with toes).
Have you tried cutting them with a special thingy? Or just scissors?
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>>35977183
i don't know how to use it.
i've already tried a thousand times, i just can't use a nailcutter without ruining my nails.