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>>38464473
My coworker's compliment me everyday but I hate women so ignore it.

>>38464473
>When was the last time a girl complimented you?
Does my mom count

>>38464473
a week ago a women complimented my cologne

>>38464412
This guy has Chad potential if he would start drinking and quit heating up pizza rolls

>>38464412
Um most people don't worship either of them. A lot of people do ironically ya tard.

>>38464665
is this joek

>>38464365
>getting rekt like a gimp by the West's aerial superiority
>retards spraying and praying in the open
Nah nigga. I'm good

jihadis are out believing they are bringing about the apocalypse and doing allah's work against the world (infidels)
when was the last time you felt that driven?

>>38464365
I agree desu, they have such a passionate hate towards us while also believing paradise awaits them. That kind of force driving you let's you experience life with no worries or anxiety

she fat bruh

her torso gives it away

She's chubby with a good ass and unfortunately poor tits for her belly size.

She's overweight. You can tell because the jeans are too tight.

Also the worst kind of fat. Fat girls with no tits aren't meant to be fat.

>>38464254
you probably learned more from that experience than a thousand days of 4chan
moreover, it was probably a great day in the life of ol' Adolf

When I stopped talking to a girl like a year ago. I'm still not over it

my car accident i got into. i almost died from a car accident i got into driving home from friend's house.

>>38464153
Hell, sometimes I randomly remember stuff about a girl. What's your story?

>>38464439
I've known her for years, common acquitances and shit, but I'd never had a close friendship or something with her.
In september, she found me drunk and alone on the street by 4am or so, and she went having a drink with me. Next day I added her on Facebook. I didn't remember shit about the night and she told me we had been talking about Wittgenstein.
A couple weeks later, she attended by her own to I concert I was already planning to go with some peeps. We were talking, drinking and switching pubs until I went full Andromeda. She took me to a bar near her home and I started talking gibberish to a drunk romanian 40something year old guy and ignoring her. When the romanian guy left she was upset, she said she had planned to fuck me but she didn't feel like it anymore since I had been ignoring her for the last couple hours. I started rambling like "come on, don't come up with such bullshit, let's do it, don't do this" while she was like "no, anon. Go home, anon. You'rd drunk". I ended up leaving.
Next morning I texted her because I didn't remember what the hell happened. She didn't mention the embarrassing episode, she ended up saying we should repeat the party. I remembered about the incident two days later.
After that, all we exchanged were some awkward texts like "hey are you going out this weekend?" "Yeah, you?" "Yeah" and waving at each other on the street. I wasn't very confident about how my terms with her were.
Months later, I texted wishing her a happy birthday. She replied thanks, we'll have to go for some drinks soon.
I ask her out two weeks later, she accepts, we have a great time, we dance, we sing, we make out, I black out.
Next week I ask her out again. She accepts but flakes on the last minute.

>>38464439
Some days later we see each other at the campus and she waves at me, then asks if I'm down for a coffee. I say tomorrow, she says ok.
The next day we take a coffee at the college cafe, then she asks where are we going now. We go drinking. We drink for two hours, I run out of money, she buys me more drinks. I realize how cute her overbite is, just like her blinking. She runs out of money, we go to her house so she can grab some more money in order to keep drinking together, I get an urgent call and must leave.
Then we both are busy with exams, we exchange some likes on facebook, I see her on the street a couple times and she smiles while she waves at me.
After exams, I ask her out twice, but she's busy on both ocassions.
She was short and skinny, but had a little nice booty. She had dyed her short hair blue in September, but she started wearing it natural dark brown in January. I loved the fast blinking of her dark eyes and the overbite in her somewhat infantile mouth. She reminded me of both a frankly joyful little girl and an alcoholic old lady by the way she talked, behaved, thought and stared.

That text's a shit way to start a hate thread but that gif is hilarious.

>>38464415
pros and cons of being a roastie?

desu penis and balls is just as disgusting as vag flaps

>>38464081
I have it but undiagnosed and untreated
So the meds arent helping?

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>>38464081
i dont take medication
i zone out and struggle to focus on instructions at work
this is my sixth job and it probably wont last more than 3 months

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>>38464108
They are. But they only help some things. Or to maybe improve my focus etc.
Straterra is a 3rd gen ADD/ADHD medicine and it's addiction free.
It ould be nice if you got treated because ADHD is not only what it seems to be on the surface. It might be the source of your unhappiness my friend.
Watch this and decide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li_tcua0AJI

Only if you convince me to kill myself too

I'm more than desperate enough to accept. I'm sure most of this board is as well.

>>38464078
I really need friends, can't say no

My mom was like that

Move out as soon as possible, you'll be surprised by how quickly things turn around. Although I'm still deeply autistic on a certain level because of my experiences growing up.

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>>38464075

It's 20 times worse when they wonder why you turned out socially retarded. "Anon, how come you never go out much? Never mind that I never let you leave the house on your own until you were 16. The world is a great place filled with amazing adventures!"

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>>38464197
I ONLY WANT TO SUCCEED TO SPITE THEM

th e cherry iss his favorite par t
-wagles tonge-

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>>38464037
can we just turn these into jojo generals?

Nice work man, you have good dedication.

You already know what it is like to be dead. Think back before you were born. Was that so bad?

>>38464096
The idea of eternal abyss scares me

>>38464096
What's more terrifying is the notion of eternal recurrence. If that happens, then you have to live and make some part of your life worth living, lest you spend eternity repeating hell and committing suicide.

>>38464015
its all lies, not even in muslim countries like algeria girls marry virgins anymore

>>38464015
They only want al-Chad

>>38464015
Sorry bro, muslim here (btw I look like exactly like the man in the picture, it's frighting).
The only way to get a qt pure virgin is to convert a young girl to islam.
That's what I did, and it's all great now.

But you know, faking to convert will get you spotted really fast and you're going for a ride with her parents and her brothers btw.

Do they have wifi in mental hospitals?

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I kekkled heartily

DUMB NORMIE SCUM

>>38463928
Screw that gay thing, I'm gonna play some yugioh

>>38463981
Could make a game put of anything if she played it. She just plays animal crossing and munchkins

It almost ended our dry spell though so I appreciate that

>>38463981
Is yugioh still like Yami yugi or is it like Disney XD yugi